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New Omegle Option

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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
They now let you ask a question and watch as two randoms answer it and debate. Hilarity ensues.
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Go for it.
Aug 6 2011 12:37AM
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malonius_funk
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,500
I just asked how to get from chad's gap from the bottom of alta and someone posted trollface.
Aug 6 2011 12:40AM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
im doing this right now
Aug 6 2011 12:42AM
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malonius_funk
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,500
how can you answer the questions?
Aug 6 2011 12:45AM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
They thought i was stranded at chads gap...LOL

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Aug 6 2011 12:47AM
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EthanH*
Posts: 375 - Karma: 129
Thats what I was wondering..
Aug 6 2011 12:47AM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
did i just get rick rolled?

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Aug 6 2011 1:00AM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
lol
dead baby pills- go
Stranger 2: Do I like them? No.
Stranger 2: Do I want them? Yes.
Aug 6 2011 1:02AM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
im sorry, but this is beautiful

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Aug 6 2011 1:05AM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
I FUCKING PUNCHED MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THENWEWALKEDTHEDINSAUR?!?!?!

Stranger 2: OPEN THE DOOR

Stranger 2: GET ON THE FLOOR

Stranger 2: EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR.

Stranger 2: ...That is all.

Stranger 2 has disconnected
Aug 6 2011 1:08AM
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aaron@summit
Posts: 1453 - Karma: 18
i fucking love omegle hahahaha
Aug 6 2011 1:08AM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
I am cleverbot. You're a bitch.

Stranger 1: hey asl

Stranger 2: nice try Slenderman
Aug 6 2011 1:11AM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
how do you ask a questions? it just puts me into a chat with someone else
Aug 6 2011 1:13AM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
nvm its "spy mode"
Aug 6 2011 1:14AM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
Britney Spears Barbara Streisand and Sara Jessica Parker- fuck one kill one marry one
Stranger 1: ewww
Stranger 2: kill them all
Stranger 1: HAHAH
Stranger 2: and eat the corpses
Stranger 1 has disconnected
Aug 6 2011 1:16AM
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Rager
Posts: 225 - Karma: 11
how do you get to chad's gap from the bottom of alta

Stranger 2: uh

Stranger 1: Chad's gap?

Stranger 2: you um

Stranger 1: Sounds gay

Stranger 2: lmfao

Stranger 1: Like

Stranger 1: Chode

Aug 6 2011 1:18AM
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Billy_B
Posts: 1019 - Karma: 185
I asked

How do I answer questions?

Stranger 1: By going to the normal chat place and disconnecting.

Stranger 1: Do it enough and you'll see this beta box

Stranger 1: Good luck.



there you go!

Aug 6 2011 1:19AM
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3-6-steeze
Posts: 1135 - Karma: 147
How do you answer questions? it just makes me ask a question
Aug 6 2011 1:19AM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
i assume if you're talking to someone, it will ask you? havent figured that out yet.



but ive asked "do you prefer white black or yellow" and the responses have been awesome
Aug 6 2011 1:28AM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
Question to discuss:
what do you prefer, white black or yellow?


Stranger 1: white
Stranger 2: blue


Stranger 2: people?
Stranger 2: or
Stranger 1: BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW
Stranger 2: lolol


Stranger 2: MY PENIS
Stranger 2: IS SOOO BIG
Stranger 2: THAT WHEN U CLOSE UR EYES
Stranger 1: ah
Stranger 2: IT DISSAPEARS



Stranger 2: yellow~~
Stranger 1: white :D
Stranger 1: awkward...



Stranger 2: Yellow :)
Stranger 1: depends o what you're talking about
Stranger 1: my favorite color is orange, actually
Stranger 2: Lol I like yellow



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Stranger 1: yeloo
Aug 6 2011 1:33AM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
can i tap dat?
Stranger 2: what?
Stranger 1: go ahead and tap that glass.
Stranger 1: the sharks wont like it.
Stranger 2: I ate the shark
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Aug 6 2011 1:36AM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
hmm this is fun:


Question to discuss:
in the pink, or in the stink?
Stranger 2: la pink
Stranger 1: what does this even mean?
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: think about it
Stranger 2: it took me half a second
Stranger 2: no?
Stranger 1: OH
Stranger 1: I GET IT
Stranger 2: hahahaha
Stranger 1: OH MY GOD.
Stranger 1: what the fuck?
Stranger 1: this is a gross question.
Stranger 2: yeah
Stranger 2: i agree
Stranger 2: but i've never heard it before
Stranger 2: ok bye




we should have a competition to see how many responses you get from a question you ask. ready? go! that one has 16
Aug 6 2011 1:39AM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,663
Fake boobs or real boobs?
Stranger 2: real!
Stranger 1: REAL.(:
Stranger 1: Well, mine are real, lmao
Stranger 2: mine too
Stranger 1: xD
Stranger 2: i like them a lot
Stranger 2: my only complaint is the hairy nipples
Stranger 2: not cool
Stranger 1: Lmao xD
Stranger 2: and plucking that shit seems to painful
Stranger 2: so i just cut the hairs with tiny miniature scissors
Stranger 1: It sounds so.
Stranger 2: but they're still there
Stranger 1: Well, go get em waxed.

LOL
Aug 6 2011 1:53AM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,663
What are the best pick up lines?
Stranger 1: Hey. Wanna fuck?
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 1: Short and simple.
Stranger 1: NO. I was answering the question.
Stranger 2: Hey lady, ever done it in a suitcase
Stranger 2: if you're a midget
Aug 6 2011 1:58AM
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JWoods
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 2,635
YES I JUST FOUND ONE OF YOU NEWSCHOOLERS ON THERE WITH THE CHAD'S GAP QUESTION!!!
HOW DO I BECOME AN ANSWERER?
Aug 6 2011 2:05AM
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icyburr
Posts: 455 - Karma: 1,576
K, so i just impregnated my sister. Should i kill my cousin and make my parents watch?

Have yet to get a response
Aug 6 2011 2:07AM
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Owl
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 22
they're ruthless!

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
how to tie shoes

Stranger 1: loop loop pull through pull tight

Stranger 1: u know

Stranger 2: yes i know

Stranger 1: me too

Stranger 2: its simple

Stranger 1: dumbass poster doesn't tho

Stranger 1: fuckin 12 yr old cunts.

Aug 6 2011 2:07AM
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Dwarftosser1
Posts: 2602 - Karma: 951
Question to discuss:
Is it wrong to have sex with your cousin, like ecb?

Stranger 1: No.
Aug 6 2011 2:08AM
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JWoods
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 2,635

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
K, so i just impregnated my sister. Should i kill my cousin and make my parents watch?

Stranger 1: YES.

Stranger 2: yes!

Stranger 1: THAT'S HOT.

Stranger 2 has disconnected

Aug 6 2011 2:09AM
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Mavrck
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 27
yesssss awesome


You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
would your rather haymaker Beiber in the jugular or the girl from the "friday" song?
Stranger 1: Rebbecca Black
Stranger 2: yeah
Stranger 1: I rather suck Justin Beiber's dick then listen to friday
Stranger 2: or my moment
Aug 6 2011 2:10AM
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Owl
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 22

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
best place to hide a body? (in a rush)

Stranger 1: ocean

Stranger 1: idk

Stranger 1: im a virgin

Stranger 1: cant even hide my penis

Stranger 1: in a body

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Aug 6 2011 2:12AM
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JWoods
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 2,635
So whenever I ask people how to get a girl pregnant they just tell me to pee in her butt, is that really how it works?

Stranger 2: yes.

Stranger 1: yes

Stranger 2: trust me.

Stranger 1: it has happened to me

Stranger 2: your urine will impregnate her.

Stranger 1: thats how i got my gf pregnant with our triplets

Stranger 2: Oh...I see.

Stranger 1: but then she aborted them

Stranger 2: :O

Stranger 1: with my dick

Stranger 2: ah.

Stranger 1: giggdy ;)

Stranger 2: giggidy.

Aug 6 2011 2:13AM
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Dwarftosser1
Posts: 2602 - Karma: 951


Question to discuss:
Do you know who Tammy Wallnuts is?

Stranger 2: No, but I know who Jimmy Gofuckyourself is

Stranger 1 has disconnected
Aug 6 2011 2:15AM
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Mavrck
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 27
alot of these people are miserable. Like lighten up a bit. I've been doing a bunch of would you rather questions and mad people are like neither thats dumb or in response to the "marry fuck kill" ones he responds with i dont have a wife. YEAH probably cause your a fuckin miserable person idiot.
Aug 6 2011 2:16AM
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3-6-steeze
Posts: 1135 - Karma: 147
Go to text chat, and after a while you can do it
Aug 6 2011 2:17AM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
ha so someone just asked newschoolers? and both of us strangers were on here....thought that was pretty awesome
Aug 6 2011 2:20AM
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cbeebzthasteeze
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 85
So there is a solid 7 that is pretty fucking rich right? She wans u. But this MOTHERFUCKING 10 you know smang it wans ur dick too. who do you smang?

WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS IT??!?!?!
Aug 6 2011 2:20AM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
this
is
AWESOME
Aug 6 2011 2:21AM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
i lol when kids think newschoolers is the origin of everything
i mean....the 1-10 scale has been around for a lot longer then that thread......
Aug 6 2011 2:24AM
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cbeebzthasteeze
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 85
Yeah, but how many other forums have a solid 7 thread?
Aug 6 2011 2:25AM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
all of them you fucking idiot.
Aug 6 2011 2:32AM
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icyburr
Posts: 455 - Karma: 1,576
should i torture this small infant with a needle and pliers?

Stranger 1: sure

Stranger 2: why not

Stranger 1: can I fuck it while you do that?

Aug 6 2011 2:35AM
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cbeebzthasteeze
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 85
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Aug 6 2011 2:35AM
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holy.shep
Posts: 413 - Karma: 24

i asked skiing or snowboarding and someone went NEWSCHOOLERSS

REVEAL YOURSELF

Aug 6 2011 2:37AM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
lemme guess, you think this meme started on ns too.
Aug 6 2011 2:37AM
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icyburr
Posts: 455 - Karma: 1,576

Question to discuss:
If you had to burn someone with HCL, would it be santa claus, or jesus?

Stranger 2: santa claus is more tangible

Stranger 1: you didn't tell me how strong the hcl is

Stranger 1: i'd throw the hcl in a pool then use that on jesus

Stranger 1: and then use the full strength one on santa claus

Stranger 1: fucker hasn't given me presents in years

Stranger 2: but jesus is already dead it would be pointless

Stranger 2: besides he would just heal himself

Stranger 1: true

Stranger 1: looks like santa gets the double dose of acid to the face

Stranger 2: you could find saint nicholas' grave and throw it on his bones

Stranger 1: wait what?

Stranger 2: oh hell yeah

Stranger 1: HE'S DEAD?

Stranger 1: WHY WASN'T I INVITED TO THE MURDER

Stranger 2: dead people ruining our days since the bible

Stranger 2 has disconnected

Aug 6 2011 2:43AM
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cbeebzthasteeze
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 85
lemme reply, no.
Aug 6 2011 2:43AM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
WHO WAS THIS???????!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!??!/!?!?!?!?!?

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Aug 6 2011 2:43AM
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cbeebzthasteeze
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 85
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Aug 6 2011 2:47AM
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
well right on I was gonna go to bed, and some of these questions are so damn stupid
Aug 6 2011 2:47AM
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JWoods
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 2,635
That was me haha, the other guy just said b4 or something like that thats proof
Aug 6 2011 2:49AM
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