Blazing Saddles

Schoening · 2004-08-07 16:10:58

possibly one of the funniest movies ever? sms sess 4

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yeah, pretty funny. But there are better ones.

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'i didnt really insult him, i just called him a fucken idiot' -Lateralis

Aug 7 2004 7:20PM

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if u don't mind the racial humor then its fuckin hilarious, mel brooks is a genius

Why don't u just go suck a fuck!.....'Oh really!? Tell me how exactly does one suck a fuck???

Your such a fuck ass! 'Did you just call me a fuck ass?! lol' *little girl comes in and says* Whats a fuck ass?

Aug 7 2004 10:17PM

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best part: the 2 black guys take the cart to check out the quick sand and then they pull out the cart before them and the white guy goes well damn i almost lost me a 400$ cart

sms sess 4

Aug 7 2004 11:45PM

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'where all the white women at??'

teem bousquet

Aug 8 2004 12:40AM

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Best Mel Brooks movie. The Producers is good, and History of the World Part 1 is as well, but Blazing Saddles is the best.

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Aug 8 2004 9:46AM

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'you shifty N***r theys says you were hung!' says slave. 'and theys was right' says sherriff

Why don't u just go suck a fuck!.....'Oh really!? Tell me how exactly does one suck a fuck???

Your such a fuck ass! 'Did you just call me a fuck ass?! lol' *little girl comes in and says* Whats a fuck ass?

Aug 8 2004 9:40PM

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Schoening

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'Candy Gram For Mongo'

sms sess 4

Aug 10 2004 11:49AM

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hahahahha such a good movie

'well i bumed into kristi once and she was like 'yo me and pep are gonna get big gulps, you in? and i was like, Shit yea bitch, let me bring rory bushfeild and hibbert, cause were really tight' -Mikael420

Aug 10 2004 12:38PM

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'badges? we don need no stinkin' badges!'

'well i bumed into kristi once and she was like 'yo me and pep are gonna get big gulps, you in? and i was like, Shit yea bitch, let me bring rory bushfeild and hibbert, cause were really tight' -Mikael420

Aug 10 2004 12:39PM

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haha i like the tole booth part

we bet this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court... oops.-Skiierman

no, you get a rear wheel drive car, and do a donut, and punt them across the street with the tail of the car. that's how to do it with ghetto bling bling steeze.-Bangor

Aug 11 2004 7:46PM

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bitterwithin

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^ ah great someone go back and get a shit load of dimes

Why don't u just go suck a fuck!.....'Oh really!? Tell me how exactly does one suck a fuck???

Your such a fuck ass! 'Did you just call me a fuck ass?! lol' *little girl comes in and says* Whats a fuck ass?

Aug 11 2004 9:52PM

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misterbinz

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I like the governer in that movie

Lateralis, on his turn-ons:
'a shaved box, i dont want no fucken rain forest greeting me when i tear off those little cotton panties, id much rather have a nice gaping axe wound that is dripping with wetness while i stare at it in amazement and eat that shit like its elephant food!'

Aug 11 2004 11:12PM

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the black sherriff is funny
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Aug 12 2004 12:09AM

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Mr. Taggart: I know how we can run everybody out of Rock Ridge.
Mr. Lamarr: How?
Mr. Taggart: We'll kill the first born male child in every household!
Mr. Lamarr: Too Jewish.

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Aug 12 2004 8:48AM

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Sheriff Bart: Good morning ma'am. And isn't it a lovely morning?
Little Old Lady: Up yours, nigger!

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Aug 12 2004 8:49AM

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How bout we give him to mongo mr tagard?
Mr tagard: OH SHIT! thats to cruel.

Gabby Johnson; THE SHERIFF IS A NI(BELL)
some other johnson: i think he said the sheriff is near
GABBY Johnson: NO dkldjldkdlkfj THE SHERIFF IS A NI(bell)

sms sess 4

Aug 12 2004 12:37PM

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alev

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i love the ending where theyre fighting throught hollywood

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...

Aug 12 2004 7:38PM

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like some kansas city faggots

Nov 22 2006 9:18AM

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for the youngins..

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WPcLPzItOQs

Nov 22 2006 10:10AM

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"we cant afford to lose two horses!"

Nov 22 2006 2:52PM

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Great movie, but Spaceballs is waaaaaay better

Nov 22 2006 3:01PM

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that's mel brooks isn't it? funniest man ever.

one of my favorite parts, but i can't remember the names because it's been so damn long since i've seen the movie:

gene wilder: i used to be the fastest hands in the west, check this out *lifts hand*
sheriff: steady as a rock
gene wilder: yeah, but i shoot with this hand *lifts violently agitated hand*

Nov 24 2006 12:21AM

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its def up there with the best

Nov 25 2006 11:43PM

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"When y'all were slaves, you sang like birds!"

haha

Nov 26 2006 10:38AM

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Second only to Happy Gilmore

Nov 26 2006 9:50PM

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sorry to dig up an old thread, but its on right now. I fucking love this movie. me and my dad are watching it. it really helps thats we're jewish so some things make more sense, and he understands yiddish and i understand enough to get the jokes. I think spaceballs gets pretty old, but this movie is always a classic.

Shvartses! (Blacks!) - its really more derogatory, basically the N word in yiddish.
Hosti gezen in dayne lebn? (Have you ever seen such a thing?) They darker than us!

incase you didnt know, the indian (mel brooks) is speaking yiddish.

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