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My friend came up to me today, and he was like, 'Imagine this: A close male friend of yours is dying, and you are the only person capable of saving his life. However, the way to save him, is to give him a hand job. Would you save his life, or let him die?'
After thinking it over, I decided that I probably would. What would you guys/girls do?
'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
