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Ideas to get guests

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ECB
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When guests come over to my house, I have little mini football helmets I keep on top of my tv. I have a Kansas City helmet, but when they go to the bathroom I switch it up with a patriots helmet. No one has noticed yet but someday one person will.

I'm also thinking about getting a painting of a waterfall, and on the back have a painting of Mona Lisa, I think that is more obvious. I also like to leave such one square of toilet paper on the roll when people come over incase they have to shit.

What are some other ideas?
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ECB
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I've been on my phone for the past 3 weeks, finally at a laptop, I've had a lot of thread ideas and this morning I feel great. I can post if I want. All the threads are unrelated. One is about Outkast, one is about Willy Wonka and one is about getting guest. If you don't like it, please log off NS for about 3 hours and these threads will be on the second page and all the other summer threads about smoking weed, drinking when you are 16 and ghetto rap and 5xl sweatshirts will be back on the first page.
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jibnut
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you should change your clothes. or just be naked when they come back.
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ECB
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:)

In the last like 3 weeks I've made one thread, a callout, that's it.


I'm glad you understand, and I feel that my thread make valid points. Just listen to Outkast.
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.Hugo.
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Doesn't woork if he's already naked when they arrive
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Stickity
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just go to a different room and start doing something else. act oblivious when they ask why you're not doing thing A
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.Hugo.
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build random stair cases that lead to nowhere.

put in a fake toilet that cant flush

leave the room and tell them they can turn on the tv and rig it so porn comes up and tehy can't change the channel.

turn your house into a hall of mirrors

take apart the bottom stair but leave the carpet there so they fall when they try to step on it

get a dog and train it to attack someone everytime they say your name

make your floor into a trampoline and bounce them into the ceiling

i'll probably come up with more
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ECB
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OMG all perfect!
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.Hugo.
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Ya i'm kinda bored at work right now lol
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ECB
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make moar then!!!
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.Apex.
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trapdoor....
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disastertourism
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I sometimes like to lie about everything just to see if people will ever suss
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Ryan.Street
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when they are in the bathroom, move a desk into your living room and sit in a chair facing the wall, when they come back in do an evil laugh and spin around petting a hairless cat
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gus555
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buy loads of small exotic animals, (chinchillas, hedgehogs, trantulas, snakes) and let them run around your house. You and your guest are just chillin on the couch and a chinchilla chased by a red panda come running through and you act oblivious.
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.Hugo.
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When they go to the bathroom tie a rope onto the door handle then onto something else so they cant get out.

Have someone come into your house and pretend like they are robbing you

Put artwork from kindergarteners all over your walls

^same but with nude pictures of yourself

Put in a revolving door that leads to nowhere so they have to go all the way around

Leave your friend in your house then have a big ass truck haul it away while he’s inside it

Rig your doorbell to say release the hounds when it is rung then have barking noises so people run away in fear.

Make your walls and ceiling slowly cave in and see how long it takes them to notice and if they can get out in time
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a_pla5tic_bag
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i thought this thread was going to be about how to get guests in rollercoaster tycoon.
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pmw
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all your ideas suck
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ECB
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advertise

and then make a no exit sign traping guests inside
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OMGHEDIDNT
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haha yeah! put a childlock on everything EXCEPT porn!
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.Hugo.
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:(
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mavinnowhere
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Record someone saying please wake up your in a coma and other people saying other things and put a heart monitor beeping in the background.
Play it very quietly over your stereo.
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JIBpsy^^
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RAPE EVERYONE.
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broto
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this one is genius
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.Hugo.
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why thank you. because of that I may try to think of more
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pmw
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sorry sir
funny, dont get me wrong
just so darn implausible and or destructive to his own personal property!
and i was tired and had just gotten back from work so dont take it too personally
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remove
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offer punch and pie, more people will come if they think you have punch and pie
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.Hugo.
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well i was going for funny and unrealistic :) If anyone thought that those could actually happen without having a shit ton of money to waste on stupid shit would have to be well... dumb?
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84891jnf92048
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when the come over for the first time, give them a tour, and tell them repeatedly how awesome parts of your house are, only to take them there and have them be no better than average.
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