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This ot' to be good. NS get me Laid!

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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
Ive got a wild card right now that im on halfway interested in, so lets see if General NS advice
Aug 4 2011 6:35PM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
Go say hello. Then have sex
Aug 4 2011 6:36PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
Fuck..    works.  So i gave this girl my number yesterday only to realize i did it right in front of her man. But she got back to me this morning. Ive yet to hit her back, since i'm only halfway interested lets see what the general consensus is on this one. Lets hear your ideas NS.
Aug 4 2011 6:36PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
dont be a pussy
Aug 4 2011 6:37PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Don't be a dick.
Aug 4 2011 6:38PM
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Ryan.Street
Posts: 444 - Karma: 20
is her man bigger than you?
Aug 4 2011 6:39PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
remember kids!
Don't be silly, wrap your willie!
Aug 4 2011 6:39PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
Not a concern .
Aug 4 2011 6:41PM
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Wolffy
Posts: 949 - Karma: 131
planning on rape, bring the tape ?
Aug 4 2011 6:42PM
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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,952
Stick it in her pooper
Aug 4 2011 6:43PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
the grape too
Aug 4 2011 6:43PM
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_Jeffrey_
Posts: 1651 - Karma: 572
Grape her in the mouth!
Aug 4 2011 6:52PM
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JewRad
Posts: 432 - Karma: 23
just say this, works everytime. "you know it's not rape if you like it bitch
so sit down like a pretty ho and don't fight the shit"
Aug 4 2011 6:55PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
ns gives the worst girl advice possible. guys on this site dont know how to get laid and the girls on this site are retarded.
Aug 4 2011 6:59PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
NS it surprises me that most of you are still virgins when you have incredible game like this!
Aug 4 2011 7:00PM
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cultrara
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 46,850
truth right har
Aug 4 2011 7:00PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
I'm not looking for advice, just something fucking random to try. This has been a busy summer, this isn't going to be a big loss to me haha.
Aug 4 2011 7:01PM
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Flyon
Posts: 295 - Karma: 331
Pee in her but! (I was the first?! Come on!)
Aug 4 2011 7:02PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
invite her over and open the door with your dick out of your pants. see what happens
Aug 4 2011 7:06PM
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Flyon
Posts: 295 - Karma: 331
Also, inb4 Shitz and Gigguls!
Aug 4 2011 7:08PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
Don't be a dick.
Aug 4 2011 8:15PM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,353
Just full on rape her.
Aug 4 2011 8:17PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
Make her laugh, but not too hard.

Don't look at her tits, as a matter of fact dont look at her at all, but make sure it seems like youre paying attention

Try to be formal but dont come off that way

Finish a larger meal than her at dinner, but dont eat it faster than hers.

have sex.

Basically you want the only feelings she connects with you to be horniness and confusion.
Aug 4 2011 8:29PM
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[-mvee-]
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o the irony between your thread and your username!
Aug 4 2011 8:29PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
HAHA Golden!
Aug 4 2011 8:30PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
dont ask questions. assume.
Aug 4 2011 8:31PM
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JustDidIt
Posts: 2194 - Karma: 160
do something with her and try to keep a boner the whole time. you're sending the right message if you can do that
Aug 4 2011 8:31PM
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wait.what
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 529
http://vimeo.com/26019719
?
Aug 4 2011 8:33PM
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rickroller
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 483
do it

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Aug 4 2011 8:34PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
This for sure.
Aug 4 2011 8:38PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
Posts: 2002 - Karma: 1,465
"I'm a full-on-rapiest"
"your a what"
"aaaahhh a full on rapiest..."
Aug 4 2011 9:05PM
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straightlining
Posts: 239 - Karma: 140
do the naked man! works 2/3 times.
Aug 4 2011 9:35PM
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MrPantyDropper
Posts: 5016 - Karma: 65
yes.
99% of ns population gets 0 pussy


Aug 4 2011 9:47PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
i get ass
Aug 4 2011 9:49PM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
inb4
Aug 4 2011 9:49PM
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MrPantyDropper
Posts: 5016 - Karma: 65
then i gues you, laxbro40, and me make up that 1%
Aug 4 2011 9:53PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
There's just one difference between mine and yours
Aug 4 2011 9:54PM
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marsh.
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 1,403
new favorite ns member. you always have the funniest rape sayings


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Aug 4 2011 10:08PM
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JewRad
Posts: 432 - Karma: 23
i don't think that's true....
Aug 4 2011 10:11PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Please refer to this thread so you know what NOT to do.

https://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/390497/


Good luck my friend.
Aug 4 2011 10:12PM
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DayMan
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 8,748
invite her over and greet her at the door naked and see what happens
Aug 4 2011 10:15PM
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Scott.Benson12
Posts: 113 - Karma: 10

there's an app for that.

just kidding, but there is a youtube video

Aug 4 2011 11:05PM
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MrPantyDropper
Posts: 5016 - Karma: 65
no...it is
Aug 4 2011 11:51PM
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LAME.
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Pics of said girl.
Aug 4 2011 11:56PM
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soulskier
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just avoid eye contact when the three of you are getting crazy
Aug 5 2011 12:03AM
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Bi-ShredinalGuy
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 321
pee in her butthole
Aug 5 2011 12:06AM
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JewRad
Posts: 432 - Karma: 23
that's super sad for them then. ha i feel privileged now.
Aug 5 2011 12:09AM
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samwise
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in her

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Aug 5 2011 1:08AM
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Stose
Posts: 7109 - Karma: 4,123
Nice.
Aug 5 2011 1:30AM
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remove
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 1,026
pop your collar

I hear that works anyway
Aug 5 2011 1:45AM
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J.S.
Posts: 359 - Karma: 74
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Aug 5 2011 1:53AM
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