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I CANT FEEL MY FACE

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el_mn_op
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I JUST GOT A ROOT CANAL AND THEY GAVE ME TONS OF NUMBING STUFF CAUSE IT DOESNT WORK ON ME VERY WELL AND TON TON TONS OF GAS STUFF SO I COULDNT FEEL SHIT AND THEY PUT A GREEN THING ON MY FACE AND I JUST IMAGINED IT WAS A GRASSY GREEN PASTURE ON MY FACE AND THERE WERE COWS AND PIGS AND HORSES AND CHICKENS AND A DONKEY AND THEY WERE HANGINGO UT IN THE PASTURE AND EVERY TIME A DRILL OR SOMETHING THAT MADE A SCARY NOISE CAOME ON I JUST PRETENEDED IT WAS A TORNADO OR THUNDER STORM OR LIGHTNING AND THE ANIMALS WOULD ALL RUN IN THE BARN FOR SAFETY AND IT WORKED CAUSE NONE OF THEM DIED AND AND I DIDNT FEEL ANYTHING!
Aug 3 2011 1:59PM
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Petersaurusrex
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first
Aug 3 2011 1:59PM
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
Not sure how to approach this but you got a slight chuckle out of me
Aug 3 2011 2:00PM
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potato_man
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Aug 3 2011 2:01PM
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Raz.
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wut
Aug 3 2011 2:01PM
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GayWolf420
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Oh snap.
Aug 3 2011 2:05PM
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B-runge
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Hippie Crack?
Aug 3 2011 2:05PM
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Abc567def
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I sat on a fork and i felt it. twas quite the pain in the ass
Aug 3 2011 2:08PM
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cum
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el oh el
Aug 3 2011 2:09PM
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PopsicleStand
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Aug 3 2011 2:10PM
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ORDEAL
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Beat thread I have ever seen
Aug 3 2011 2:17PM
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Peter.
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incredible
Aug 3 2011 2:22PM
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blong131
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ARE YOU TANNER ON CRACK
Aug 3 2011 2:24PM
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bo0b
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I puNched myself in the face to see if I would fee it, I didn't, but the next day I had a bruise
Aug 3 2011 2:28PM
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NBCskier
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o the joy of painkillers. you high.
Aug 3 2011 2:32PM
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charmander
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I LOVE HOW GIRLS ACT 8000000000000 TIMES MORE FUCKED UP THAN THEY ARE. EVERY SINGLE TIME.
Aug 3 2011 2:34PM
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I.B
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cool.
story.
bro.
Aug 3 2011 2:36PM
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Gstrong
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DID YOU SMOKE LACED WEED?
Aug 3 2011 3:25PM
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Z-Juice
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AWWWWW SHIIIIIITT
Aug 3 2011 3:37PM
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colleenator
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ahahhaha that totally just made my day
Aug 3 2011 3:41PM
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annex_
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LOL ok tanner hall
Aug 3 2011 3:41PM
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TechnoPotamus
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simply flawless victory.



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Aug 3 2011 4:15PM
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CluckaChuck
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Looks like somebody needs to take a trip to the funny farm.
Aug 3 2011 4:16PM
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PJS.
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could you have titled this thread MY FACE IS BROKEN so i could reply with HIS FACE IS BROKEN
Aug 3 2011 4:17PM
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cab509
Posts: 806 - Karma: 34
psh, this will pass. Try getting your jaw broken and possibly not ever having the nerve endings in your lower jaw heal. Luckily they did so I can feel things again but for a good half a year I couldn't really feel anything in my lower jaw.
Aug 3 2011 4:21PM
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sector_6_films
Posts: 144 - Karma: 75
so true mang, every party i ever benen too one drink and they act like they had 10 haahah
Aug 3 2011 4:25PM
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jibbpeter
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Aug 3 2011 4:33PM
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WorthDaMoney
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TEHEHEHE
Aug 3 2011 4:44PM
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californiagrown
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its funny cause we just had some super good coke the other weekend, and this is what 3 out of 5 people said after their first line.
Aug 3 2011 4:46PM
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SkiThe603
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Sounds like a good time
Aug 3 2011 4:48PM
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geteducated
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hey bro, good for you.

www.livejournal.com
Aug 3 2011 4:48PM
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soulskier
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aaaawwweee
Aug 3 2011 4:50PM
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DERS.
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cocaine is a helluva drug
Aug 3 2011 4:55PM
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erica
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bump

"my teeth were sheep I had to tell someone"
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Charlie_Kelly
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ERICA.MNbump

"my teeth were sheep I had to tell someone"


Not funny, she died after they botched the procedure...




sidenote, some quality members in this thread I haven't seen in at least a year. :(
Nov 30 2014 9:38PM
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skiersupreme
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threads until a follow up post from op
Dec 1 2014 12:32AM
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yungsteeze
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Smh t hall thought he could go undercover on ns
Dec 1 2014 11:31AM
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SFB
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wow thats funny and interesting.
Dec 1 2014 6:02PM
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Brule.
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DERS.cocaine is a helluva drug


RICK JAMES
Dec 1 2014 9:00PM
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gengar.
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i had a root canal and the gas does not at all make you loopy

you are either a wimp or lying
Dec 1 2014 9:21PM
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erica
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gengar.i had a root canal and the gas does not at all make you loopy

you are either a wimp or lying


As her best friend for over 10 years I can vouch for her, the regular stuff doesn't work on her and sets in after they do the stuff so they have to use different meds that work faster
Dec 1 2014 9:25PM
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iH8pow
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Last time I got all fuckered up at the dentist, I went home and took a needle and just stuck it through my cheeks repeatedly...cause I could.
Dec 2 2014 10:04AM
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304NordMan
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Had a dream once in which laughy gas was a legal thing and there was a public can on the side of the street. It was a super space age town too. It ended when I lucidly decided to leap off the top of like a 100 story building.
Dec 2 2014 12:20PM
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theabortionator
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Next time do a smaller rail.
Dec 2 2014 12:38PM
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cool_name
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californiagrownits funny cause we just had some super good coke the other weekend, and this is what 3 out of 5 people said after their first line.


They said they just got a root canal?
Dec 2 2014 6:21PM
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