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I'm sorry but FUCK NEW JERSEY

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Dylan_
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some fucking meathead douche bag from jersey yesterday hit my friends car with a broom as we were driving by in lake george village. he was in the middle of the road as we were driving by so we stopped and he just fucking smashed it, so of course me being a pretty big kid i get out and get in his face and ask him what the fuck her just did and he was gettting all cocky and tough with me, he told me to " step back BRO i'll knock you off your block" i told him to do it and he also said he was going to " ruin" me all with his gas ass fucking tight wearing douche bad jersey accent.

so i asked him again why he just fucking did this and he said " because i wanted to"

i said " you don't fucking disrespect someones car like that in new york like you may in jersey so drag you fucking ass back to the shore before i fucking do it for you.

he swung at me but i saw it and ducked, proceeded to wind back as hard as i could and connected my fist to his jaw, i heard a loud pop and he fell backwards and then i hit him again and he was on the ground.

his friend came over after trying to talk shit to my friend ( his car) he's a little guy so i felt obligated to protect him because this was just fucked up.

the other kid picked up his jersey ass douche bag of a friend and left.

this guy was probably 5'10 225 full of straight pussy.

i'm sorry but i hate these flamers from jersey and they need to stay the fuck out of Lake George.

yeah iknow COOL STORY BRO.


/rant
Aug 3 2011 10:36AM
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no_steeze
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do you hate new jersey people or were you just trying to share that you beat someone up?
Aug 3 2011 10:38AM
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MANDER
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badass
Aug 3 2011 10:38AM
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Milksteak
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FUCK YEAH MEJO! YOU TELL EM.
Aug 3 2011 10:38AM
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JayDope
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can't we all just get alonggggggg, i hate alot of NYC hipsters, and i also hate the jersey shore juicehead guys which are mostly from staten island hence the accent u heard.
Aug 3 2011 10:39AM
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.RYAN66
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said it yourself.
Aug 3 2011 10:39AM
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JayDope
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double post, but i would have done the same thing as u, that shit is totally uncalled for and fucked up.
Aug 3 2011 10:40AM
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Dylan_
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it's just fucking stupid, i don't understand why they come around looking for trouble..ALL THE TIME
Aug 3 2011 10:40AM
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OldDirtyPete
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YO BRO IT TOOK ME 25 MINUTES TO DO MY HAYAH NOW YA FUCKED IT ALL UP. ITS OKAY THOUGH CUZ IM ALPHA AS FUCK AND I HAVE 10 BUTTAH FACE GIRLFRIENDS WITH FAKE TITS AND ORANGE TANS
Aug 3 2011 10:42AM
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.Blake.
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Am I the only one curious as to why there was a random guy with a broom in the middle of a road? Maybe he was trying to clean it up and you and your friend come along in your car dirtying it all up again.
Aug 3 2011 11:04AM
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.jersey
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SHIT, i forgot that since one person from my state is a dumbass, we all suck. Your an idiot.
Aug 3 2011 11:07AM
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Twinjibber77
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I woulda. Pics would have been epic. I wanna see the new affliction line.
Aug 3 2011 11:11AM
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oldirtypatstard
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now thats a situation
Aug 3 2011 11:26AM
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TechnoPotamus
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So some idiot did something stupid, and then you made the situation worse by getting in his face and provoking a fight? I see 2 idiots in this story. Fighting is so stupid.


Aug 3 2011 11:26AM
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Brian_Peppers
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Oh so clever
Aug 3 2011 11:27AM
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.frenchy
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I agree that it was a good idea to go up to him, instead of letting him get away.

I'd do the same too probably, If i were all muscly n shit.

Aug 3 2011 11:29AM
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Cannaburner
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haha i enjoyed this story congradulations for punching this guy in the face it mustve felt soooo good haha again good for you. ps. no sarcasim i promise.
Aug 3 2011 11:31AM
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*simba*
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Aug 3 2011 11:32AM
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californiagrown
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bout right
Aug 3 2011 11:38AM
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jhackbeez
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Given your name of "SLAMPIG" on here, i would think you were a giant pussy and I don't even know you
Aug 3 2011 11:58AM
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yelsel
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pretty much.

Aug 3 2011 12:01PM
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Flyon
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It's a fucking road. With 99% chance of being as dirty as it was before, anyone trying to broom that shit up would be a fucking retard.
Aug 3 2011 12:15PM
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whoa-dere
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that accent gets on my nerves
Aug 3 2011 12:20PM
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blatt
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lol east coast drama....
Aug 3 2011 12:23PM
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OldDirtyPete
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could this be you?
Aug 3 2011 12:37PM
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colder152000
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didnt read the thread but im sure someone said it, jersey kids dont have accents, he was definetly from long island or staten island or something. its an insult to confuse the two
Aug 3 2011 12:38PM
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Jane6
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haha slampig means slutty in swedish
Aug 3 2011 1:05PM
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OldDirtyPete
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Slampig means slutty in english too there honey
Aug 3 2011 1:10PM
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Balto
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hi dylan, how are you
Aug 3 2011 1:12PM
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jason...
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i dunno man, if somebody tried to intentionally fuck up your/your friends car do you really think talking it out is gonna work? OP good work putting some douchey fuckhead in their place.
Aug 3 2011 1:27PM
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Peach.
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Bingo
Aug 3 2011 1:57PM
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Peter.
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the guy deserved it for hitting your car with a broom
Aug 3 2011 2:01PM
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.Blake.
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No way dude people definitely clean streets with brooms and it totally works.
Aug 3 2011 2:04PM
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pigglywiggly
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there it is
Aug 3 2011 2:10PM
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Jane6
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haha wow, had no idea. Slampa is swedish for slut, so didnt realise that its noun was the same in english, sweetie.
Aug 3 2011 2:11PM
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.Blake.
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All I can think about when I see your name is this video...


Aug 3 2011 2:18PM
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macdonuts
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im pretty sure people from jersey dont talk like that, only the people at the shore which are all from new york
Aug 3 2011 5:01PM
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geteducated
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luckily for you jersey morons can only pump their fists vertically.
Aug 3 2011 5:08PM
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TheClap.
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hi dylan, how are you?
Aug 3 2011 5:09PM
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DERS.
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no sir you're an idiot
Aug 3 2011 5:11PM
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VT_FLO
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oh cool my bro is picking his boat up from lake george this weekend
Aug 3 2011 5:13PM
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ryantheconnolly
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this is my favorite phrase on ns, so full of irony
Aug 3 2011 5:14PM
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Chompo.
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lost so hard
Aug 3 2011 5:16PM
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Algebra
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It's just a jersey thing
Aug 3 2011 5:32PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Sweet, sweet justice.
Aug 3 2011 5:38PM
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BIGben*
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Why the fuck did he have a broom?
Aug 3 2011 5:39PM
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Nathn
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That was actually a cool story imo
Aug 3 2011 6:14PM
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OGHolliday
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I hate people like that so I'm actually very stoked you did that. However, the guy was 5 10 225? He sounds decently big. Are you a bus?
Aug 3 2011 7:21PM
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TechnoPotamus
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i'm from nj and that was still hilarious
Aug 3 2011 7:42PM
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.MASSHOLE.
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http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh2VCZAn4PHyHTt5G3
Aug 3 2011 8:42PM
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.MASSHOLE.
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http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh2VCZAn4PHyHTt5G3
Aug 3 2011 8:42PM
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