fucking hate bysicalists, they always try and say share the road with them but they think they fucking own the road. they won't stay in a bike lane, and if they are they hug the line so you have to slow down and swerve, and if there isn't a bike lane they will just drive right out in the middle of the god damn road, a good example of this is loveland pass.
for example yesterday i was driving home after a nice chik fil-a meal and it was rush hour traffic on parker road, which if you ar win that part of colorado, you know that road is pretty crazy a that time, and around the 470 are there are these two bikers who i presume to be a man and wife driving down the middle of the second lane from the right. NOT in a bike lane, NOT hugging the side of the road, but right in the fucking middle of the second lane on a four lane road. they were making people swerve around them like crazy, luckily i was in the far left lane because i am a badass and pass everyone. < that is a joke for you psycho basterds who can't tell a joke.
And this brings me to the reason i am making this thread,
today is colorado day so i was taking advantage of my free state park access, and went to go to the cherry creek shooting range, on my way out i decided to drive by the lake and see if any boats were out there, there weren't just some gay guy on a jet ski in a pink bathing suit. but as i was leaving i was stopped at an intersection of the park where there is a 4 way stop sign, right where you enter. and this old fart on a bike doesn't stop and i am already starting to proceed through the intersection, he wasn't going fast so i said to him " hey, you know you are supposed to stop at those too" and he proceeds to tell me to get fucked, and i screen fuck me, no fuck you and turn to follow his ass, and a nice cursing match proceeded, needless to say i said many bad things with my dad sitting right next to me in the car.
sparknotes: bikers say share the road, but they think they fucking own that shit.
