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Offical Shark Week 2011 Thread.

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garret.
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This time of year has come again and it is finally shark week!

Post, show, and discuss your favorite shark week moments of this year, in this thread.


GO GO GO GO GO!!!
Jul 31 2011 11:09AM
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Algebra
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July 31st!!!! Fuck yeah!!!
Jul 31 2011 11:11AM
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yessir_B
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yes! shark week ftw
Jul 31 2011 12:28PM
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Inline.
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I never seen shark week
Jul 31 2011 12:40PM
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MFM
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Right now it's a show called 'Who Sank The Titanic?"

Guess it was sharks.
Jul 31 2011 12:42PM
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esotericjive
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It's also my birthday. :)
Jul 31 2011 12:55PM
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TannerBalls
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ANDY SAMBURG, CHIEF SHARK OFFICER
Jul 31 2011 1:16PM
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PopsicleStand
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This years line up of premieres

SHARK WEEK 2011: TV Shows
Sunday, July 31, through Friday, August 5
Shark Week 2011 will feature live co-viewing for iPad, iPhone and web users.

Click for larger image GREAT WHITE INVASION
Premiering Sunday, July 31, 9PM e/p
Great white sharks, in large numbers, are now suddenly being found swimming among surfers and vacationers just off beaches from South Africa to Australia, and up and down the coast of California. Just why they're there and just what they're doing is a mystery that Chris Fallows and an international team of sharks scientists are trying to figure out.

PHOTOS: Great White Invasion VIDEO: The Shark Tube VIDEO: Diving With Great Whites VIDEO: Paddling With a Shark

Click for larger image JAWS COMES HOME
Premiering Sunday, July 31, 10PM e/p
Jaws Comes Home tells the story of passionate shark expert and U.S. Fisheries scientist, Greg Skomal, as he documents six remarkable months following five great whites with names like Curly and Ruthless. His mission: to understand more about their recently discovered, 1,200-mile journey up and down the eastern seaboard and to reveal all he can about these much-maligned hunters.

PHOTOS: Jaws Comes Home VIDEO: Jaws Comes Home VIDEO: Great White Slam Dance VIDEO: Tagging a Ruthless Shark

Click for larger image ROGUE SHARKS
Premiering Monday, August 1, 9PM e/p
It was the central premise of the hit movie Jaws that still haunts people today: that certain sharks may "go rogue" and decide to go after humans. But does the science back this up? In this hour, we'll weave stories of some of the most horrific shark attacks in history with the larger scientific detective story of whether or not individual sharks ever develop a taste for human flesh and go Rogue.

PHOTOS: Rogue Sharks VIDEO: Shark Won't Let Go VIDEO: Very First Shark Cage

Click for larger image SUMMER OF THE SHARK
Premiering Monday, August 1, 10PM e/p
In the summer of 2008 an unprecedented wave of shark attacks sweeps the eastern coast of Australia. Australian shark experts and fishery managers scramble to understand what is happening. Could it be that that the gradual dwindling of the sharks' natural prey due to overfishing has brought man to the top of the shark's food chain? Will the summer of 2008 be a prelude of things to come?

PHOTOS: Summer of the Shark VIDEO: Stalked By a Shark VIDEO: Tasmanian Shark Attack

Click for larger image KILLER SHARKS
Premiering Tuesday, August 2, 9PM e/p
December 1957: the height of tourist season in South Africa. Merry vacationers from around the globe descend on an idyllic resort town along the sunny coast to enjoy the summer. It's not long until the white sands are clogged with dead bodies and the sapphire waters are red with blood. The culprit? The authorities suspected a single, massive rogue shark with a taste for human flesh.

PHOTOS: Killer Sharks VIDEO: Go Out Further! VIDEO: Scary Cage Dive

Click for larger image HOW SHARKS HUNT
Premiering Wednesday, August 3, 9PM e/p
Dave and Cody of Dual Survival dive in to investigate why no two species of shark attack in the same manner. Through a series of groundbreaking tests and the use of innovative high-tech camera technologies, they'll examine the shark's unique savagery and specialized methods of killing, revealing exactly why they're so deadly.

PHOTOS: Bahamas Shoot PHOTOS: South Africa Shoot

Click for larger image SHARK CITY
Premiering Thursday, August 4, 9PM e/p
Most of us think of sharks as blank-eyed killing machines, but in Shark City, we'll get to know a handful of them as individuals. We'll follow the sharks of the Bahamas through their days and nights to find out how they size each other up, what they like to eat and what it is that they're afraid of. This show will feature the amazing talents and hilarious insights of our Chief Shark Officer, Andy Samberg.

PHOTOS: Shark City

Jul 31 2011 1:58PM
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introvert
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Fuck yeah. Shark Week.
Jul 31 2011 2:00PM
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annex_
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YESSSSSSSSS shark week
Jul 31 2011 2:07PM
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MFM
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Gotta wait till 9pm for shark related content woww.
Jul 31 2011 2:10PM
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.frenchy
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HELL YEA!!!

just got a shark week app hahhaa

Jul 31 2011 2:11PM
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Dwarftosser1
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They have a motherfucking app???
Jul 31 2011 2:12PM
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.frenchy
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I dont even know lol. Its downloading now, its called "shark week live"

That would be AWSOME if it streamed sharkweek on your phone!

Jul 31 2011 2:15PM
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neutralzombie
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"i love shark week but i don't care abut shark finning! #winning"
Jul 31 2011 2:28PM
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jibmeisterflex
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i am going scuba diving in the florida keys next week so i hopefully will see a shark

last time i was in the caribbean i dove with a fifteen foot bullshark
Jul 31 2011 3:15PM
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rareison
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Andy Samberg hosting it like a boss.
Jul 31 2011 3:17PM
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garret.
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this.
Jul 31 2011 4:43PM
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NickSki.
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Since when was shark week 2 shows a night? I remember it being shows all day?
Jul 31 2011 5:26PM
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.Hugo.
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it's 2 NEW shows a night. All the shows during the day are overused re-runs that are played every year
Jul 31 2011 5:39PM
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NickSki.
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Here they aren't playing any shark shit during the day...
Jul 31 2011 5:53PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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it begins at 9 tonight with the new shows then there will be nothing but sharks. all mother fucking week.
Jul 31 2011 5:56PM
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SPskier543
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Im going shark fishing tommorow night, I watched it today and got all pumped up and now I want to slay those beasts.
Jul 31 2011 8:33PM
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theabortionator
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Multiple threads about shark week.

start new one

Label it as official thread

?????????

fail to profit
Jul 31 2011 8:40PM
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Bi-ShredinalGuy
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Shark week fuck yeahhh!
Jul 31 2011 8:49PM
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Pisces
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Less than a minute!!!! Have my dumbells, steak, and man cave ready. Let's get our shark on
Jul 31 2011 9:00PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
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In honor of shark week
Jul 31 2011 9:55PM
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Peter.
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only cool thing on sharkweek is the mythbusters. everything else is all repetitive.
Jul 31 2011 10:02PM
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PacificRimJob
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I FUCKING LOVE SHARK WEEK.
Jul 31 2011 10:06PM
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Pool.
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watching jaws comes home, FUCK YEAH SHARK WEEK
Jul 31 2011 10:06PM
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[evan]
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Fucking cape cod. I have a house on the cliff right above the cove where they're filming in orleans. And I've been to all the beaches theyre filming at.

I swam with sharks while diving in the caribbean. /claim
Jul 31 2011 10:07PM
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MFM
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2HOURSAND45MINUTESTOGO!
Jul 31 2011 10:13PM
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PopsicleStand
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that half eaten seal that was dying on the beach was the saddest shit I have ever seen.
Jul 31 2011 10:13PM
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[evan]
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What am I supposed to be seeing here?
Jul 31 2011 10:14PM
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MFM
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SORRY FOR CAPS TOO EXCITED.

Jul 31 2011 10:15PM
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snowdon
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STOKED
Jul 31 2011 10:16PM
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fragglemuffin
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SHARK WEEK!!!!
Jul 31 2011 10:17PM
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PopsicleStand
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ANCHORMAN SON
Jul 31 2011 10:27PM
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PacificRimJob
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Jul 31 2011 10:33PM
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Basement.
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nobody ever watches shark week all the way through, it's only good for the first night.
Jul 31 2011 10:34PM
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PopsicleStand
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curly's pregnant ass was probably hunting me when i was kayaking off of chatham... last summer.
Jul 31 2011 10:34PM
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PacificRimJob
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You meaning to tell me you haven't watched the entire thing in a massive marathon?
Jul 31 2011 10:36PM
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Basement.
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no i learned everything there was to know about sharks the first shark week i saw 5 years ago...i'm just in that shit for the mega mo.
Jul 31 2011 10:39PM
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PacificRimJob
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psh... you're a sharkweek noob.

Get Mountain dew, and coke, and stay up for 7 days straight watching that shit.


Jul 31 2011 10:40PM
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PacificRimJob
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adderol is sufficient too.
Jul 31 2011 10:43PM
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Basement.
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i just mean like...why would you want to? who gives a flying fuck?
Jul 31 2011 10:44PM
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Avifarer
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its interesting. seal guts, tight!
Jul 31 2011 10:52PM
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PacificRimJob
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Why so serious.

haha.
Jul 31 2011 10:59PM
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PopsicleStand
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LIsten, hipster kitty aside (cause I know shark week has gone "mainstream"), there ARE new shows on shark week year to year. For example, the one on the great whites off of Chatham mass just now. Very interesting to us New Englanders... and new entertainment you fucking hater.

I GIVE A FLYING FUCK
Jul 31 2011 11:06PM
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bowsteez2
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shark week + lots of dead seals =euphoria
Jul 31 2011 11:34PM
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PaintedHearts
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LOVE SHARK WEEK!! Watch it every year ♥ no better shows than the ones where you get a chance to learn more about animals in my opinion :D
Jul 31 2011 11:47PM
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