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My own 5 reasons my skis are better than a girlfriend

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2L208
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1 they don't say your cheating on them when you get on the internet and look at other skis
2 they don't let you have a good time then never let you again
3 they don't have wait till marriage till you can step in them
4 they don't bitch cause you smoke pot around them
5 they don't make some days a pain in your ass
Jul 29 2011 3:19AM
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monkatizer
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Jul 29 2011 6:15PM
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monkatizer
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 1,518
who the fuck does that anyways?


sry for dub post
Jul 29 2011 6:19PM
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technique.
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virginsayswut?
Jul 29 2011 6:23PM
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jeR.
Posts: 1325 - Karma: 58
hahaha literally laughed out loud. i think i'm going to try your strategy of conversing with the skis.
Jul 29 2011 6:44PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
prude...
Jul 29 2011 10:43PM
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J-Sway
Posts: 685 - Karma: 111
hahahahaha this made me llaugh so fucking hard.
Jul 30 2011 1:36AM
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bluegavin269
Posts: 1335 - Karma: 21
Lololol
Jul 30 2011 2:06AM
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LivinOuttaBounZ
Posts: 949 - Karma: 382
Because riding fat twins used to be like riding a teal scooter.
Jul 30 2011 2:10PM
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snowbombz
Posts: 2456 - Karma: 96
but skis can't cook, can they?
Jul 30 2011 2:17PM
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technique.
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 308
my skis dont discourage face shots
Jul 30 2011 2:37PM
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Half-Blood
Posts: 1770 - Karma: 385
Best post in thread!
Jul 30 2011 2:44PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330
Rule #14
my skis don't expect anything from me expect to stomp the shit out of that blunt 5.

Rule#12
my skis don't care if I do nothing except watch tv and masturbate.
Jul 30 2011 4:36PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
This made me laugh. It is going in my signature I do believe.
Jul 30 2011 4:41PM
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Will.T
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,281
I personnaly like a girlfriend more because getting a blowjob from my skis just rape my penis with his edge :/
Jul 30 2011 4:47PM
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1337
Posts: 31053 - Karma: 29,231
7) you can have more than one.... publicly.....
Jul 30 2011 5:53PM
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Will.T
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,281
i will buy some new one :(
Jul 30 2011 6:10PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
it isn't awkward if they're taller than you!
Jul 31 2011 2:27PM
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SloanePeterson
Posts: 52 - Karma: 25
none of that is true for me and my man :)
Jul 31 2011 2:28PM
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t-h[uTAH]ff
Posts: 332 - Karma: 48
why is that? cause you're a snowboarder on a skiing website?
Jul 31 2011 2:38PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219

Mad amounts of win in this thread. And I'm suprised no one mentioned anything about peeing in butts.

Jul 31 2011 2:55PM
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t-h[uTAH]ff
Posts: 332 - Karma: 48
than why don't you leave? don't need that attitude on a site revolving around the sport.
Aug 4 2011 4:33PM
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Chuffin
Posts: 121 - Karma: 155
You can attach a brake to ski's to stop them fucking off when you've done wrong.

Bending a ski to test how flexible it is before you buy it is standard. Women don't like that...
Aug 4 2011 5:24PM
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Ryan.Street
Posts: 444 - Karma: 20
I just lost it! lol
Aug 4 2011 6:37PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
holy fuck you suck at life if you cant bang a broad before marriage buddy
Aug 4 2011 6:39PM
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JDA
Posts: 572 - Karma: 566
my skis are allowed out of the kitchen without permission
Aug 4 2011 6:46PM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
Basically all I'm taking from this thread is that everyone here skis just because it's not socially acceptable to beat your girlfriend?
Aug 4 2011 7:10PM
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LAME.
Posts: 5795 - Karma: 2,449
many could argue this statement
Aug 4 2011 7:14PM
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Flyon
Posts: 295 - Karma: 331
1. Buy girl skis
2. Make a thread on NS about your skis being your girlfriend
3.???
4. Profit!
Aug 4 2011 7:21PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304

Reasons why my skis are better than a boyfriend (not including my current boyfriend because he's the shit and he holds up his end of the deal on these 5) :

1. They are longer and harder.

2. They can last all day.

3. They always support me.

4. They enjoy riding backwards.

5. They love me on top.

Aug 4 2011 7:41PM
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Alexa-Juncaj
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YEA!!!!! my boyfriend skis and i ski too!!! its so sick we'd both rather ski than go to our friends parties or to the movies or something!
Nov 13 2011 1:54AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
but your skis don't make you a sandwich

or do they?............. !!!!
Nov 13 2011 1:59AM
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Sam.Carson
Posts: 2884 - Karma: 33
hahahahahahahahahah

karma for you
Nov 13 2011 2:12AM
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