Replying to My own 5 reasons my skis are better than a girlfriend
1 they don't say your cheating on them when you get on the internet and look at other skis
2 they don't let you have a good time then never let you again
3 they don't have wait till marriage till you can step in them
4 they don't bitch cause you smoke pot around them
5 they don't make some days a pain in your ass
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