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Coning gone wrong

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Dylan_
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so my buddy wanted to "cone" at mcdonalds, so therefore i let him drive my car because i could careless about doing it..

here's the result of that....



Jul 28 2011 3:29AM
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RudyGarmisch
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SHUT DOWN
Jul 28 2011 3:31AM
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[~_~]
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Good for her. Internet lemmings suck.
Jul 28 2011 3:33AM
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Downtofilm
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lol
Jul 28 2011 3:33AM
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ButteredToast.
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"Tell her she's a bitch."

"I'm right here!"

"Yeah, you're a bitch."





"Dude... This is MY car!!!"

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Jul 28 2011 3:33AM
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Downtofilm
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coning is gay and mainstream
Jul 28 2011 3:33AM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,404
cuz he always does fucked up shit in my car.. i always get blamed for it too, been pulled over a few times because of it.
Jul 28 2011 3:35AM
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Avifarer
Posts: 5926 - Karma: 598
if you throw this back at me haha fire in the hole. that shits rude and lame though.
didnt really have to call her a bitch. she probably has people do that so many times a day
Jul 28 2011 3:36AM
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Chubz.
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THIS SO MUCH. hahaha

Tell her shes a bitch
im right here
youre a bitch. hahahahaha
Jul 28 2011 3:39AM
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I.B
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LOOL
Jul 28 2011 3:40AM
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Shark.
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I was really hoping they were gonna cone/fire in the hole you.

But that was still awesome
Jul 28 2011 3:40AM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,404
she said " i'm proud to be a bitch" if you couldn't hear.
Jul 28 2011 3:41AM
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Skibumsmith
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what is she gonna do? call the cops?
Jul 28 2011 3:44AM
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Chubz.
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HAHAHAHA. that's fucking awesome.
Jul 28 2011 3:44AM
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SkiThe603
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he sucks
Jul 28 2011 3:52AM
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Blake.P
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He could've gotten so much more legit if he grabbed it by the top and threw it back in after she said that
Jul 28 2011 4:51AM
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Toasty.
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bahaha, best video in nsg in awhile
Jul 28 2011 5:15AM
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DirtyDan
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Damn, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
Jul 28 2011 7:46AM
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TOAST.
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If i worked at mcdonalds i wouldnt give a fuck if kids were coming by grabbing icecream from the top. If anything the first few times i would probably laugh. But throwing the icecream back would be a dick move.
Jul 28 2011 8:01AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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i went coning just once with a bunch of friends, and i grabbed the ice cream by the top and was about to drive away in a fit of laughter when a family with like 7 kids walked in front of my car, so i had to just sit there awkwardly with my ice cream cone melting through my fingers and the cashier girl standing next to me. she was like "oh really cool you guys, so funny...."
Jul 28 2011 8:15AM
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hey-dude-its-me
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fuck her, she works at mcdonalds she should at least know her place
Jul 28 2011 8:56AM
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TEPUKE573
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..well that was surprisingly unentertaining. i hope you guys feel cool now
Jul 28 2011 9:10AM
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.Apex.
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I woulda done it anyway, what are the cops gonna do? charge you for improper handling of your food?
Jul 28 2011 9:20AM
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.frenchy
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hahaha that's good stuff
Jul 28 2011 9:26AM
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Davin
Posts: 669 - Karma: 354
the object of coning is to make it extremely awkward as possible. If you just grab it and drive away fast, then it is a fail and an amateur coning. You have to stick around and make it awkward
Jul 28 2011 9:27AM
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holy.shep
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you must cone then proceed to hit on the casheir
Jul 28 2011 9:44AM
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lineskier10
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how is this fun? what the fuck is wrong with kids today?
Jul 28 2011 9:55AM
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idskithat
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yea, as long as you dont throw it back youre fine. cause you couldnt get in trouble for handling your food wrong.
Jul 28 2011 9:55AM
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Moosen
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"SHE'S A BIATCH!" hahaha funny shit
Jul 28 2011 1:25PM
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soulskier
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i dont know whats going on in here, but i have that same lanyard
Jul 28 2011 1:32PM
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Cannaburner
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lol lol lol lol tell her shes a bitch. im right here! your a bitch hahah straight forward with her. propps
Jul 28 2011 1:33PM
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SkierX
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The beauty of the thread title is that it is applicable to EVERY single coning.

There is no possible way that coning can go right, ever.
Jul 28 2011 1:42PM
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SARTRON
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hahahaha that was great. i tried to explain 'coning' to my friend the other day and she was just baffled. i think its hilarious.
Jul 28 2011 1:49PM
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KEVTRON
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bryants the fuckin man hahaha
Jul 28 2011 2:14PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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I don't get it either, wow you're doing something wrong on purpose for the mediocre shock value?? Really, is society actually this bored and non creative??

If you're gonna do something incorrect on purpose have some balls about it. Go through the drive thru in reverse?? Whisper into the drive thru microphone and see how long til they blow you off?? Something more fun than grabbing you're cone by the top for christ's sake.
Jul 28 2011 2:19PM
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Parks.
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damn thats a fail right derrr
Jul 28 2011 2:21PM
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J-Evs
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hahahahah
Jul 28 2011 2:27PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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Jul 28 2011 2:27PM
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Parrish
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I can see this ending very badly.
Jul 28 2011 2:30PM
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jfxphoto
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I don't see how she could call the cops on you... How could you ever get in trouble for grabbing an ice cream "wrong" you should have said ok and grabbed it anyway.
Jul 28 2011 2:32PM
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Dylan_
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he put it ontop of the donation box.
Jul 28 2011 2:46PM
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.frenchy
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Probably because you're not old enough to drive..?
Jul 28 2011 3:28PM
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Lé.Skiing
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This kinda makes me want to go through a drive thru and just grab the Icecream and drive off after I pay and get my change would be funny to leave them there with just the cone...
Jul 28 2011 3:36PM
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RubberSoul
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my thoughts on the video

1) learn to hold your phone the right way when you film you moron

2) your friend's a tool, really ballsy of him to call the girl a bitch after she left

3) fuck you

4) get a life

5) who stole your friend's sleeves??
Jul 28 2011 3:48PM
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ILLinoisance
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Jul 28 2011 3:49PM
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PeeDuBzz
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shit on
Jul 28 2011 3:54PM
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corona
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wow you're friends a massive tool. good job.
Jul 28 2011 4:02PM
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corona
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wow I spelled your wrong. good job.
Jul 28 2011 4:03PM
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MatRich
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hahaha coning! the orriginal video was actualy funny. then a bunch of lame ass losers like you guys made videos and your all assholes in it. You killed the fun.
Jul 28 2011 4:14PM
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skithesprings
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you had it right the first time... don't see that one errday...
Jul 28 2011 4:24PM
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.travis.
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wow you are friend is a massive tool? lolwut
Jul 28 2011 5:29PM
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