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"if you ride a scooter this is what god will do to you"

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Downtofilm
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"if you ride a scooter this is what god will do to you" - Jan Schuster
Jul 28 2011 2:28AM
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Logey.
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hahahahaha i replayed that like 2342389 times
Jul 28 2011 2:30AM
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Dainsey
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LOL!
Jul 28 2011 2:32AM
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Chubz.
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ouch...oh god
Jul 28 2011 2:32AM
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gnarshrelpt
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hahahaha faceplant
Jul 28 2011 2:34AM
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TEPUKE573
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i like how the cameraman was so quick to help him. nevertheless that was funny as fuck, hope the dudes all good though.
Jul 28 2011 2:34AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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10 minutes later while waiting in line at the pearly gates...

55 year old man from new jersey named mike- (mike turns to talk to young man behind him being the social new jersey man he is)
Mike- so why you end up here kid ya lookin pretty young.
scooter kid- well I'm not really sure last thing i remember was trying to barspin this big set on my scooter... then i. i just don't remember.
mike- so you fell on your scooter. and died. (chuckle)
scooter kid- well yeah i am guessing thats what happened.
mike- so youre gunna go and tell me you died riding a scooter. a toy?
scooter kid- yeah man. i guess so.
mike- (trying to talk through his uncontrollable laughter) ay hahah ay st peter!! st peter!!! this kid cant go into heaven he died riding a scooter!
scooter kid- hey man i can go to heaven i was a good person.
st peter.- no no my son you can't... we dont allow the gays into heaven.

then scooter kid goes to hell and gets raped by gay scootering demons...

the end.
Jul 28 2011 2:40AM
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SkiThe603
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Jul 28 2011 2:41AM
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541
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Jesus, that's old news though, you should this guy who tried to truck driver el toro shit was that a fall.
Jul 28 2011 3:09AM
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Alex_G
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dude that guy just got knocked out how are you guys laughing?
Jul 28 2011 3:21AM
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I.B
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That kid's helmet was sweet.


Jul 28 2011 3:53AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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looked for the video you speak of and found this. which is like crazy


Jul 28 2011 4:08AM
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siversex
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so did he live or was eh too pusseh
Jul 28 2011 4:33AM
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Balto
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oh fuck
Jul 28 2011 4:45AM
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TechnoPotamus
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that's a ton of effort for a planking picture
Jul 28 2011 10:17AM
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lineskier10
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hahaha thats by far the best plank ever
Jul 28 2011 10:22AM
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SassySloth
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AHAHAAHH!!!! i lol'd pretty hard there. Thanks Potamus
Jul 28 2011 10:23AM
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bangarangmules
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Jesus christ, is he alive?
Jul 28 2011 10:42AM
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snipe
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Maybe if he landed it next time I'd be impressed
Jul 28 2011 11:04AM
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AWALLRUS.
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HAHA INSTANT KO

I DIDNT THINK A SCOOTER WOULD JUST BREAK LIKE THAT
Jul 28 2011 11:24AM
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jeremy.g
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oh fuck yes
Jul 28 2011 11:37AM
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.Apex.
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would you try fucking a male in the ass?

/case
Jul 28 2011 11:41AM
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a.wall
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IT MIGHT
Jul 28 2011 11:45AM
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.Apex.
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If you were a heterosexual id have to disagree
Jul 28 2011 11:46AM
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TechnoPotamus
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what about a pansy?
Jul 28 2011 11:46AM
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Stickerbrush
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fuck fuck fuck that shit is not funny! I can handle broken arms and everything, but when someone lands on his face/head i cringe.
Jul 28 2011 11:47AM
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LeadThug420
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So that was probably 12-15 foot drop to flat, and the kid doesn't wear a helmet?  Might be natural selection at work.
Jul 28 2011 11:54AM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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lolololololol laughed so hard and replayed like 1000 times.
Jul 28 2011 11:59AM
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crab_pretzel
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this was on tosh.o right? he then proceeds to 900 it on a segway after the kid eats it
Jul 28 2011 12:06PM
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.Blake.
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this pleases me
Jul 28 2011 12:49PM
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Cannaburner
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repostt this was on tosh
Jul 28 2011 12:57PM
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.Apex.
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That Delta can save you up to 25% on hotels and resorts I suppose
Jul 28 2011 2:54PM
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Bloom.
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I partied with that kids brother two weeks ago
Jul 28 2011 3:14PM
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monkatizer
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o rly?

think about it, a person weighing 150lbs. falling down from probably 15 going 15fps downward. that creates a shitload of force, over 300 newtons. and imagine a thin little tube sopourting all that force at one instant.
Jul 28 2011 3:15PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Jul 28 2011 3:21PM
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RubberSoul
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tell me youre foreign
Jul 28 2011 3:28PM
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.frenchy
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No he's just a ruhtard on NS. look at his feedback for example!

and those scooter videos... ouch!

Jul 28 2011 3:32PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Jul 28 2011 3:34PM
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Davin
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hahahaha +k for the laughs
Jul 28 2011 9:35PM
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DERS.
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from sleepyschusters.com???!?!
Jul 28 2011 9:39PM
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Jabe
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his segway 900 was so dope
Jul 28 2011 9:40PM
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Username_42069
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Jul 28 2011 9:49PM
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freestyler540
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did he die?
Jul 28 2011 10:18PM
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Lucas
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lollllololollllolol
Jul 28 2011 11:12PM
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Moosen
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Holy fuck shit!
Jul 28 2011 11:29PM
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hellyeaaaah
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This. But I have no clue how you guys find this funny, he probably would have fucked his face right up.
Jul 29 2011 12:04AM
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SeanTom
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quoting for epicness
Jul 29 2011 12:19AM
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blah..
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The scooter just snapped..
Jul 29 2011 12:42AM
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jblaski
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For the record, I thought of this comment randomly while mountain biking today, and instantly burst out laughing again.
Aug 7 2011 3:07AM
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klayer_9
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I can't believe how awesome that video. The sound of the scooter as he face plants is just too great.
Aug 7 2011 3:59AM
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