It just occurred to me that ripping through the park doing these cool tricks like, "double-corks" and, "grabbing your skis while spinning in circles" off massive jumps might be impressive, but will they get you babes?
While I was at work today I thought about new ways to attract the women, and hammer banger jumps at the same time. It's all about the crotch grab, you see. Every trick you do, just grab your balls and hold your package. This shows the ladies that:
a) you can throw down with the best of them;
b) it shows them what you're packing;
and
c) it looks badass as fuck.
So, NS, get out there and grab balls, not skis.
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