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Epic ns story.

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ReignMan
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Make the story one post at a time.

One day there was a.....
Jul 25 2011 11:05PM
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malonius_funk
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gumball rainstorm and it
Jul 25 2011 11:07PM
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chuck_testa
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covered all the ski mountains
Jul 25 2011 11:08PM
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.MintBerryCrunch
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reposted. the end.
Jul 25 2011 11:08PM
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1337
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repost
Jul 25 2011 11:08PM
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chuck_testa
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yeah but the old one failed. kinda
Jul 25 2011 11:09PM
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malonius_funk
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goddamnit that was the worst fucking story ever who gives a shit if it's a recreation of another thread fuck
Jul 25 2011 11:12PM
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*geezer*
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Because the turtle , Sir Charles moved it causing........
Jul 25 2011 11:12PM
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Thug**
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Tom wallisch to fall from the ski gods
Jul 25 2011 11:13PM
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MothaHucker
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well now this one is fucked over.... time to make a new post storythread?
Jul 25 2011 11:14PM
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broto
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and i fucked a yak
Jul 25 2011 11:22PM
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wesley.
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still a repost
Jul 25 2011 11:23PM
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malonius_funk
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let's make a really long newschoolers freestyle. i'll start

yo my name is darshmallow i'm a very nice fellow and all i do is fucking ball like 'melo

now someone else add on
Jul 25 2011 11:24PM
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*geezer*
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NO MORE saying repost , we need to replace the word, instead,NS should come up with a phrase like " your cankles are broken"
Jul 25 2011 11:26PM
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No_Dub
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repost? who cares
Jul 25 2011 11:29PM
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broto
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Jul 25 2011 11:29PM
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I.B
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REPOSTREPOSTREPOSTREPOST

Please just gtfo and stop wanting a huge thread, they arn't that cool.
Jul 25 2011 11:32PM
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chardi
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and then it ended and everything was over and there was nothing else to add and the story concluded.
Jul 25 2011 11:33PM
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malonius_funk
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fine i'll keep going

...fucking ball like 'melo
cuz i go hard in the paint and after i'm done the bitches lick my taint
they say "ooohhhh darshmallow that tastes good" and i'm like yeah girl its cuz i'm so fucking hood
i spend friday nights on newschoolers cuz it's what og's do
then solid 7's milk me and i moo like a cow moo

Jul 25 2011 11:33PM
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*geezer*
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Moo like a cow moo - we'll fail like the shoe flew - but in the end we all knew -
Jul 25 2011 11:43PM
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malonius_funk
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that when ho's see me rollin in my daewoo
they're like "oh fuck, it's darshmallow and fern" they were so excited they went poo poo
Jul 25 2011 11:46PM
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terrible_skier
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REPOSTREPOSTREPOSTREPOST REPOSTREPOSTREPOSTREPOST REPOSTREPOSTREPOSTREPOST REPOSTREPOSTREPOSTREPOST REPOSTREPOSTREPOSTREPOST REPOSTREPOSTREPOSTREPOST REPOSTREPOSTREPOSTREPOST

Jul 25 2011 11:48PM
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*geezer*
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they think we stepin in the doo doo - but it's our turn to be the wu - cuz in this summer burn and slew - my name is fern and mallow's true
Jul 25 2011 11:53PM
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malonius_funk
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fucking WERD homie lets lay that shit down in the studio sometime homie slice dawggggg
Jul 25 2011 11:58PM
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Beez
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fuck off mango
Jul 25 2011 11:59PM
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ReignMan
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i know its not an original idea but who gives a fuck.
Jul 26 2011 12:00AM
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ReignMan
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so far this thread has failed. im so fucking bored how bout ns throws me a fucking bone for once. You all fail to entertain. obviouley its a repost. its a game i alwayse played witting around at the campfire abd so did others.
Jul 26 2011 12:03AM
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ReignMan
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so far this thread has failed. im so fucking bored how bout ns throws me a fucking bone for once. You all fail to entertain. obviouley its a repost. its a game i alwayse played witting around at the campfire abd so did others.
Jul 26 2011 12:03AM
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terrible_skier
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Jul 26 2011 12:12AM
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wesley.
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u mad bro?
Jul 26 2011 12:12AM
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ReignMan
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i dont get mad. just disappointed...
Jul 26 2011 12:14AM
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malonius_funk
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maybe you should've joined in on me and fern's freestyle sesh while it was hot homie. we gonna be makin' billz while you still gonna be slinging dat rock on da corner. shoulda jumped in the pool while it was still warm yo. shitttttt...
Jul 26 2011 12:16AM
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muFFn
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Jul 26 2011 12:20AM
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malonius_funk
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what he said ^^^^
Jul 26 2011 12:22AM
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Steezy_P
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Cause that shit you making sure ain't a brew
Jul 26 2011 12:24AM
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*geezer*
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Yeeeeeeeee daaawwwwgggg , Newschoolahs foo lyfe ( but Thursday's I have violin lessons and my mom says she doesn't like me out past eleven, but I'll make sure I get my braces off grills yoooooo)
Jul 26 2011 12:25AM
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PJS.
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there once was a little potato that didnt think much of old NATO
So he went to have caffee with colonel gadhafi and told him and chazez to start SATO

little limerick for those following hugo chavezs proposal to form a pact with libya, or "SATO"
Jul 26 2011 12:29AM
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malonius_funk
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noiceeeeeee werd up a town down (yeah on monday me and my mom are going to shop for some new jiberish and i'm going to get some new suspects but any other day works for me. my mom said she can drive us where ever in the new suburban too and we can watch a movie in the back on the way there)
Jul 26 2011 12:29AM
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JeremyB
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