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Callout: Every Female Park Skier Ever.

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Nufity
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This is probably a terrible fucking idea but what the hell. After reading an epic argument on best gaper quotes I'm fairly convinced that woman really arent very good at skiing (sorry). Here is my proof:

[youtube]p0S1wxIKwtM&feature=related[/youtube]

vs the far inferior

[youtube]uQbluq0Wj90[/youtube]

The proof is in the pudding and its easy to see whos better seeing as if I had tits I could have won the Woman's gold just saying not trying to sound sexist or mean but their really is no other way to say it. My real question is can any of you fine ladies in the NS community slay harder than one of the most established female skiers? If so post a video and I'll shut my mouth forever.

Jul 22 2011 10:26PM
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Nufity
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQbluq0Wj90[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0S1wxIKwtM&feature=relmfu[/youtube]

Jul 22 2011 10:29PM
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Davin
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Well you got one thing right, this is a terrible fucking idea of a thread.
Jul 22 2011 10:29PM
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B-WASS
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this shits gonna get ripped apart
Jul 22 2011 10:33PM
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-KYLE-
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definitely*
Jul 22 2011 10:36PM
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Lemuel
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No matter how bad the argument gets, op is right. It's pitiful and there is absolutely no reason why women's freeskiing is so far behind mens.
Jul 22 2011 10:36PM
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dispatchQ_main
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Every female sport is behind mens. It's not like just female skiing is behind.
Jul 22 2011 10:44PM
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skiii.
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exactly this...I was just going to say that....
Jul 22 2011 10:45PM
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Afeld
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Learn some sportsmanship, c'mon guys
Jul 22 2011 10:47PM
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.Max.
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I somewhat agree, it could have progressed a lot more than it has, however I think the reason is the lack of female competition.

Think of every guy you know that park skis.

Now think of every girl you know that rides park.

That's why it's so far behind mens skiing, the few girls that are riding are just barely pushing to beat the few above them. Guys have up and coming riders trying their hardest to get to the top, putting everything they have into it, which is progressing the sport as a whole. Those 12 year olds doing dubs are pushing the sport just as much as the guys on top. Girls freeskiing just doesn't have that. That, in my humble opinion, is why it's so far behind.
Jul 22 2011 10:49PM
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KapitolPhoto
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Wait a second...did you just try to use youtube as an html tag??
Jul 22 2011 10:55PM
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Milksteak
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ahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaa
Jul 22 2011 10:59PM
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Lemuel
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Female skiing is way behind.

And yes, it is because there is a lack of competition. But that doesn't mean they should still be doing 3's in competition. All they need it one girl to toss a dub in a comp and boom, the entire division of the sport will progress.
Jul 22 2011 11:00PM
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.Max.
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Haha that was one of the few times a post has actually made me laugh out loud.
Jul 22 2011 11:01PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Jul 22 2011 11:02PM
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Mama.
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Well put. I'm dying. ahahaha.
Jul 22 2011 11:09PM
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DERS.
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great thread man!
Jul 22 2011 11:09PM
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Dwarftosser1
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hahhahahahah
Jul 22 2011 11:14PM
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KapitolPhoto
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I mean, did I miss an NS update?
Jul 22 2011 11:17PM
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Wesley.P
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give the chicks some credit, until you hit those XGames Jumps you cannot even imagine how big they are
Jul 22 2011 11:29PM
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Milksteak
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What was your battle plan here?
Jul 22 2011 11:32PM
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Evan.M
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lol
Jul 22 2011 11:44PM
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californiagrown
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no need, youre already a bitch.
Jul 22 2011 11:48PM
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FightClub27
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Im just going to say, men, in general do more dangerous things and women, in general do less dangerous things. thats just how it is
Jul 22 2011 11:53PM
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crab_pretzel
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im gonna side with this guy. this is the meaning of beating a dead horse. we know.
Jul 22 2011 11:53PM
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-Mugatu
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sportsMANship? loljk. but srsly
Jul 23 2011 12:07AM
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james6345789
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haha this
Jul 23 2011 12:17AM
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sammy_
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who gives a flying fuck. seriously its like the 10th thread ive seen about this subject... we all get it womens skiing isnt up to par with mens.
Jul 23 2011 12:59AM
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Proletariat.
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bahahahahaha
Jul 23 2011 1:04AM
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CrotchKiller
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well anyways i just saw transformers 3. i was very impressed
Jul 23 2011 1:06AM
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jimmer
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lol, i love it




i also loved when the announcer said something about kaya getting the only "fully respected" parts in movies, and then i thought about how the only part of eye trip i ever skip is her part. dang, this is kinda a mean thread. oh well. also the html comment was fantastic.
Jul 23 2011 1:14AM
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Alex_G
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yea if youre blind...those jumps all look big but not unhittable i mean if kids are dubbing each one they can't be that bad
Jul 23 2011 1:26AM
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annex_
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probably the 100th thread about how girls are not as good as guys. We fucking get it. why the hell do you care though?
Jul 23 2011 1:37AM
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Isabelle
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This, and this guys is not a very motivating. we are doing our best.
Jul 23 2011 2:17AM
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Isabelle
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This, and this guys is not a very motivating. we are doing our best.
Jul 23 2011 2:17AM
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ILLinoisance
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because 15 year old males are insecure and feel the need to make fun of female skiers when they themselves could not ski half as well as the women that compete on the dew tour and the x games.
Jul 23 2011 2:33AM
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Daydreaming
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Jul 23 2011 2:37AM
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jfp
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womens gymnastics compete if not dominate mens, they have the body/ability, just the current crew doesnt seem to sack up.
Jul 23 2011 2:40AM
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artfullydodged
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[youtube] [/youtube]


hahahahaha
Jul 23 2011 2:52AM
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downhillkilla
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Jul 23 2011 3:29AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Who cares. I think we should just be happy that there are girl who can ski. And skier girls are hot.
Jul 23 2011 3:40AM
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straightlining
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Amen to that, brother
Jul 23 2011 4:08AM
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snowbombz
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agreed.
Jul 23 2011 4:44AM
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Nufity
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i dont understand why its so funny itried to embed a vid and failed hard.....this isnt the computer programming forums
Jul 23 2011 6:07AM
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disastertourism
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This. Although I find threads like this almost encouraging to try and progress womens skiing one day, a lot of girls will get put off.

Jul 23 2011 7:28AM
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Nufity
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I realize this but my way of thinking is that there is no way that there arent female park skiers who cant do more than a 720 and who can actually spin both way do inverts and maybe just maybe one out there that can do dub corks but who knows i could be wrong which is kinda sad
Jul 23 2011 7:31AM
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B.Aussie
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This is going to get interesting.

Always fun in the girls suck at skiing threads keep them up insecure boys :)
Jul 23 2011 7:59AM
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BE..
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Really though I don't see any physical limitations of being female that would make incapable of doing more difficult tricks.
Jul 23 2011 8:25AM
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razors-chaz
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having ovaries means your momentum is wrong. but srsly this thread was probs made for the op to collect all the pink names in one place to make it easier to pm them.
Jul 23 2011 8:33AM
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mklammer
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUUU9p08M2I

check this dude.
Jul 23 2011 8:35AM
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xoxxooxo
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Mens skiing versus womens skiing. 1 is Badass entertainment and 1 is a Joke, I like badass entertainment and I like jokes so what is not to like about each discipline?
Jul 23 2011 8:54AM
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