Oh, this will be fun.
$112 Speeding ticket. going 91 in Oklahoma (in a 75)
$365 Speeding ticket. going 85 in LA (in a 55)
$120 Speeding ticket. going 61 on I-70 outside of Glenwood Springs, CO (in a 55)
$15 fix it ticket for registration on a used car I had just purchased and hadn't received the plates yet
$50 license suspension for not getting it taken care of properly
$2000 or so in fees fighting to have it removed and to get my license back because it shouldnt have been given to me in the first place since I had just purchased it and had 6 weeks still. I won.... but didn't end up saving me any money, just a way more serious situation because I got in a car accident with a suspended license that I didn't know was suspended... yeah...
$75 parking ticket - parking in hollywood
$50 parking ticket - parking on my street and not moving my car in 72 hours (apparently they can ticket for that)
$50 parking ticket - on my campus for parking too long at a meter
$39 parking in my old neighborhood past 2am
$250 parking ticket - parking at UC Irvine with expired registration
$50 parking ticket - parking at UC Irvine and forgetting to hang my parking pass in the window
$3185 .............. Alas, my record is entirely clean now.