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Variety packs are horse shit!

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Poundtown
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variety packs are a joke, at first they seem cool but theres always a flavor or such that sucks ass, its there way of selling the shitty kind
Jul 22 2011 1:41AM
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JIBpsy^^
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The understanding is not in my mind.
Jul 22 2011 1:42AM
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812
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no clue what you are talking about but i saw your name so i watched this 10 times again. so fucking sick
Jul 22 2011 1:44AM
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erica
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YES. couldn't agree more
Jul 22 2011 1:44AM
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1337
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im pretty sure thats the point of them, to get them to sell the shitty kind, and make you buy more variety packs just to get what you want, thus spending more money
Jul 22 2011 1:47AM
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soulskier
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i recently had a variety pack of dundee, and must say i enjoyed most of it
Jul 22 2011 1:48AM
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I.B
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Toast
Jul 22 2011 1:54AM
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proZach
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had a variety pack of otter creek. it was delicious. long trail also has a great variety pack. no idea what you're talking about bro
Jul 22 2011 1:57AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Oranges
Jul 22 2011 1:58AM
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brf726
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Hmmm, It seems as though you do not drink enough dank beer. After consuming mass amounts of variety packs of many microbreweries from around the country I can say that the variety pack is a beautiful thing. With this in mind, I plan to buy one tomorrow; perhaps Saranac or Magic Hat...
Jul 22 2011 2:02AM
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Poundtown
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i was more directing it at chips.
Jul 22 2011 9:26PM
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snwbrdmilf
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The thing is...someone else is enjoying the beer that you think is shitty.
Jul 22 2011 9:28PM
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neutralzombie
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i'm pretty sure THIS is the reason they created variety packs. you're going/hosting to/a party/gathering with your friends but you all like different beer, therefore instead of buying 3 or 4 packs, you buy 1.

simple minded children.
Jul 22 2011 9:34PM
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Poundtown
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your too mature for this thread gtfo
Jul 22 2011 9:44PM
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neutralzombie
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hahaha. i'm willing to wager i'm more mature and older than you, and have a better taste in beers too.
Jul 22 2011 9:47PM
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Poundtown
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you cant read either, i said "your too mature" for this thread "gtfo" and no you dont have a better taste in beer then me u prob drink 1 beer wasted ive been drinking all types of beers for long time .
Jul 22 2011 9:49PM
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neutralzombie
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apparently you might not be able to form sentences, so we might be even.
Jul 22 2011 9:52PM
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Poundtown
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this isnt grammer school its common fuckin sense. did i make that sentence right?
Jul 22 2011 9:56PM
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neutralzombie
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i'm not entirely sure what you were implying, you said i can't read, then proceeded to maybe say i get drunk after one beer? if my idiot deciphering skills serve me correctly.
Jul 22 2011 10:00PM
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seemeski
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I don't know. There wasn't a Magic Hat # 9 12 pack so I got the Variety Pack and it was really good.
Jul 22 2011 10:05PM
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pomme-de-terre
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who the fuck buys a variety pack anyways? only expensive beers come in variety packs, and its like $35 for usually six or 12 beers. fuck you guys, id way rather spend $12 on 30 cans of yellow water with alcohol in it and fuck a trailer trash girl behind a dumpster than sit there and exclaim "boy! this IPA sure is delicious!"
Jul 22 2011 10:50PM
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SneakyTurtle
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Jul 23 2011 12:09PM
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Poundtown
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yes you cant read, go to my first post to ur dumbass
Jul 23 2011 12:15PM
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Smuffy
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hahahaha brilliant
Jul 23 2011 12:30PM
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lineskier10
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i was just about to post the same thing, and for like $12 its a damn good deal too
Jul 23 2011 12:43PM
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ryan.c
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thats some expensive beer you got there. with a post like that you must have an extensive knowledge about bears
Jul 23 2011 3:36PM
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Malcolm
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Except for those parple, orange or pink popsicles. Anyone you take is going to be awesome.
Jul 23 2011 4:02PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Well yeah, you would be an idiot to spend $35 on a variety pack. I've never paid that much. Variety packs are for those with a good beer palate, you clearly enjoy piss water, so of course you wouldn't indulge in a variety pack.
Jul 23 2011 4:06PM
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low_fidelity
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HE IS TALKING ABOUT CHIPS NOT BEER
Jul 23 2011 4:13PM
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Billek
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Yeah, haha. OP may be an idiot, but his exchange with Jenifa made her look just as stupid.

But hey, I thought this thread was originally about beer as well. On that point: I love them.
Jul 23 2011 4:38PM
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neutralzombie
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you're still a shithead either way.
Jul 24 2011 5:39PM
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seemeski
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If she can't read she won't be able to find it!
Jul 24 2011 6:38PM
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Poundtown
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you fail.
Jul 24 2011 6:42PM
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neutralzombie
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sorry could we go over the phonetic pronunciation, i'm having some issues understanding, since i'm illiterate. be considerate darling.
Jul 24 2011 6:54PM
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802Valley
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long trail has a really bitter taste, i  drink that after im drunk, i def. dont start with that
Jul 24 2011 6:55PM
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.AR6rider.
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Now that right there is a shame. IPAs are awesome. If you're gonna just drink to get wasted, then drinking piss beer is ok, but you can't honestly prefer cheap beer like that over good beer, can you?


Also, Jspencer, you seem like a fucking moron.
Jul 24 2011 7:25PM
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Nathn
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sig'd
Jul 24 2011 8:17PM
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Nathn
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fix'd
Jul 24 2011 8:19PM
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drumbumocdp
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Two of the best. The magic hat variety packs are also great. The IPA has to be really cold but the rest are all great.
Jul 24 2011 8:24PM
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You cant go wrong
Jul 24 2011 8:31PM
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DERS.
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everybody wants the cheetos and cool ranch doritos first though...
Jul 24 2011 8:38PM
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remove
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HE'S TALKING ABOUT KARAOKE, YOU FUCKING QUEERS!
Jul 24 2011 8:54PM
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Nathn
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I guarantee 90% end with all original lays and fritos
Jul 24 2011 9:01PM
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Ski..4..Life
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Exactly! and there always seems to be twice the number of that flavour then any of the other ones
Jul 24 2011 9:12PM
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