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I tired it, and it worked.

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sndyrvr
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A couple nights ago I went up to a random girl at a party i was at (never met before) and said "i dont know you but your hot and i want to have sex with you".

She said yes.

The next morning this is what she said to me: "I dont know what made you say that to me last night (marijuana), but i just want you to know that that is what evry girl wants to hear when they are at a party. Thank you"

IM NOT DONE YET

Today after work, me and some friends blazed and went to the beach. We saw a couple cute girls and started talking to them. This is when I decided to take what that girl said one step further.

I took one of them aside and said the same thing as i did to the girl a couple nights ago. All she said was "yeah sure". It worked again.

Sparknotes: I have discovered that if you want to get laid, all you have to do is ask.
Jul 21 2011 10:46PM
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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
because they have standards?
Jul 22 2011 6:54PM
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Heinzler
Posts: 1931 - Karma: 125
i was just gonna say that
Jul 22 2011 7:10PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
I genuinely want to try this. Honestly if they say no you can just play it off, and you're back where you were 30 seconds ago
Jul 22 2011 7:57PM
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sndyrvr
Posts: 684 - Karma: 119
I hope at least some people have gave it a shot by now
Jul 22 2011 8:01PM
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Deluge
Posts: 4401 - Karma: 805
so tempting.
Jul 22 2011 8:02PM
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sndyrvr
Posts: 684 - Karma: 119

I am very happy for you

Jul 22 2011 9:59PM
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802Valley
Posts: 625 - Karma: 309
lul, i gotta try that see if it does indeed work
Jul 22 2011 10:04PM
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Sallabillz
Posts: 1289 - Karma: 762
yup it will work everytime...
Jul 22 2011 10:12PM
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.squirrely.
Posts: 7563 - Karma: 7,546
So many winning memes. I don't think this would work on my girlfriend too well
Jul 22 2011 10:27PM
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585.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 77
excellent discovery
Jul 22 2011 11:01PM
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MN_Nice
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Exactly. Where da hoes at?
Jul 23 2011 2:02AM
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Casey
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He failed to mention that he parties strictly in the hooker district
Jul 23 2011 2:12AM
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eheath
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I saw a kid witha shirt tonight that said: My cock+ you pussy = a good times. that kid had balls. it looked just like this:
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Jul 23 2011 4:39AM
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skifoo
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 45
I think you got bitch slapped in the face, and u want to share the joy you got from it.
Jul 23 2011 11:37AM
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blindside
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On a scale of 1 to eheath, how fat and emotionally damaged were these girls?
Jul 23 2011 12:08PM
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TaranItUp
Posts: 1313 - Karma: 802
It works 60% of the time every time.
Jul 23 2011 12:18PM
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*Dos*Planker*
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Jul 23 2011 12:34PM
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sndyrvr
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1.7
Jul 23 2011 1:10PM
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mnfreeskier
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hahahahaha
Jul 23 2011 2:12PM
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Sketchy_P
Posts: 445 - Karma: 103
doing work... only thing to describe that
Jul 23 2011 2:49PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
I am good sir. So does this mean I don't suck at life?
Jul 23 2011 3:33PM
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whistler14
Posts: 247 - Karma: 14
this just worked for me AGAIN, the girl was fucking smokin and it was at the beach yesterday. OP's a genius
Jul 24 2011 7:20PM
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B.Aussie
Posts: 5852 - Karma: 4,531
Post pics of girls.

Because really for this to work they must be either some pretty drunk/high, desperate or have incredibly low self esteem to do this. I too would just walk away if a guy said this to me.
Jul 24 2011 7:34PM
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 63
He got SWAG
Jul 24 2011 7:44PM
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whistler14
Posts: 247 - Karma: 14
suuuuuuure. this is what every girl says until it happens to them.


this girls just trying to act like we didn't find out the secret! IF YOU WANT TO FUCK A GIRL ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ASK!
Jul 24 2011 7:47PM
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Candy
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 176
Yeah I only go for classy girls. Nothing like this would ever work on them.
Jul 24 2011 7:49PM
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Steezyiott
Posts: 474 - Karma: 440
haha ill definitely keep this in mind for the future!
Jul 24 2011 7:52PM
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Anathema
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man's got a point. a few weeks ago i did the opposite and tried to get to know this girl first and build a little bit of a relationship and she was like 'uhhhh you should have just fucked me. like i was ready for that, and when you didn't, it made it seem like you weren't interested. like you're turning me down'.

girls are crazy. damned if you do, damned if you dont. get too close and youre clingy, stay too far and you dont care. try to be physical and thats all you want, dont try to be physical and you're not into her.

GAWSH (sadpandaface)
Jul 24 2011 7:54PM
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little1337
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OH MY GOD IM SO FUCKING COOL FOR CALLING EHEATH FAT!!!


stfu newschoolers
Jul 24 2011 8:13PM
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Nathn
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no u
Jul 24 2011 8:22PM
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remove
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I do this drunk but it never seems to turn out so well. maybe we've just got prudey women in the midwest.
Jul 24 2011 8:32PM
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alexat955
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hahahaha I'm gonna try this. I feel like it would only work if they were either really slutty or really drunk though
Jul 24 2011 9:03PM
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ohmythugaim
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BOOM roasted
Jul 24 2011 9:06PM
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Nathn
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Jul 24 2011 9:09PM
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Skierguy1234
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go pro edit or it didnt happen
Jul 24 2011 9:13PM
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ryantheconnolly
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take it from ron burghandy
Jul 24 2011 9:21PM
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sndyrvr
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I am a fucking sex master holy shittt. /I'm drunk /thread
Jul 24 2011 10:59PM
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Peter.
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pics of said girls and yourself
Jul 24 2011 11:21PM
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wwatkins
Posts: 747 - Karma: 154
this.
Jul 24 2011 11:31PM
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KEVTRON
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meet me DT saratoga, we can try it out and see what happens.
Jul 25 2011 12:51AM
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FerrisBueller
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honestly ever since ive had a girlfriend and been having sex, girls at parties flock at me and only the hot ones because im the only one having sex and not flirting with them. it's sincerly epic.
Jul 25 2011 2:46AM
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