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I tired it, and it worked.

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sndyrvr
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A couple nights ago I went up to a random girl at a party i was at (never met before) and said "i dont know you but your hot and i want to have sex with you".

She said yes.

The next morning this is what she said to me: "I dont know what made you say that to me last night (marijuana), but i just want you to know that that is what evry girl wants to hear when they are at a party. Thank you"

IM NOT DONE YET

Today after work, me and some friends blazed and went to the beach. We saw a couple cute girls and started talking to them. This is when I decided to take what that girl said one step further.

I took one of them aside and said the same thing as i did to the girl a couple nights ago. All she said was "yeah sure". It worked again.

Sparknotes: I have discovered that if you want to get laid, all you have to do is ask.
Jul 21 2011 10:46PM
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Doug.
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Hahaha
Jul 22 2011 1:33AM
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541
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Going to a party tomorrow, im fucking trying this, i will report back the results.
Jul 22 2011 1:42AM
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[~_~]
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Justify?
Jul 22 2011 1:45AM
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brf726
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So in order to make sure that they are not out of your league, do you purposefully pick moo-moos who would never get the normal attention? Nothing wrong with that, everyones gotta do what they gotta do.
Jul 22 2011 1:52AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Thats what the judges all seem to want me to do.
Jul 22 2011 1:53AM
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[~_~]
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Rape 'em.
Jul 22 2011 1:54AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Really though, rape is not funny.










Its downright hysterical.
Jul 22 2011 1:56AM
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quaive
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I play rugby, girls don't really dig it...
Jul 22 2011 2:01AM
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k-rob
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does not compute.
Jul 22 2011 2:32AM
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[~_~]
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That's why I'm founding Raped Straight, a program dedicated to putting inner-city children on the right path by taking them on field trips to the local state penitentiary.


www.rapedstraight.org
Jul 22 2011 2:41AM
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ReignMan
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 226
haaaa well said.
Jul 22 2011 2:45AM
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snowbombz
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two pages and no pink names.....
Jul 22 2011 3:08AM
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sndyrvr
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That is because it's true
Jul 22 2011 8:04AM
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MN_Nice
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We've discovered their secret...

But really guys, only do this when they're tipsy. Theres a difference between tipsy and drunk. And wrap up! Fuck getting an STI.
Jul 22 2011 8:22AM
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Huck_Norris
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Nah, it's what I like to call "the still wet effect"

Basically, when you get fucked you smell like you get fucked... And girls like a guy that smells like he gets fucked. Hence when you're on a hot streak you just can't lose.
Jul 22 2011 9:53AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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can i try it with my girlfriend? cause if i try it with anyone else shes gonna be pissed.
Jul 22 2011 9:59AM
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MN_Nice
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Your girlfriend will probably love it more than a stranger.
Jul 22 2011 10:08AM
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Huck_Norris
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Nope. You've already fallen into her trap. This is for strangers!
Jul 22 2011 10:11AM
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hey-dude-its-me
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just the ugly slutty ones
Jul 22 2011 10:26AM
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207
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Dan, you are a fucking badass.

I know the op, he'd only get with hot ass women.
Jul 22 2011 11:05AM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
first pink name! but anyways....i love you dan, this thread is hilarous

inb4 posts saying that i am one of these said girls...because i am not
Jul 22 2011 11:11AM
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Petey.
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I don't know you, but your wolf shirt gets me hard. Wanna have sex? Please wear said wolf shirt.
Jul 22 2011 11:16AM
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PON3
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People got to eat lol
Jul 22 2011 12:07PM
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dispatchQ_main
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What did i just read.... are you talking about canines?
Jul 22 2011 12:17PM
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Jonny7
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Jul 22 2011 12:23PM
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a.wall
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unless you're raping a clown!
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Jul 22 2011 12:26PM
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geteducated
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the cocaine clown!
Jul 22 2011 12:33PM
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darco
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oh boy, this should be interesting o.0
Jul 22 2011 12:55PM
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Conker
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Are you in the military? If not, then you suck at life
Jul 22 2011 12:58PM
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The_Beekeeper
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That is the single scariest thing I have ever seen. Holy shit.
Jul 22 2011 1:01PM
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shocker611
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the funny thing is that hes right, in a kinda weird way.. You release hormones when you are having consistent sex that attracts females to you, kinda like a "sex smell" i guess
Jul 22 2011 1:06PM
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Benjo
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Jul 22 2011 1:08PM
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whistler14
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i tried this exact same thing last night and got laid, just went up to her and said "listen, i dont' know you but you're really hot and i want to fuck you" she was like "really?" for the rest of the night we partied together and we ended up fucking in my car later in the night.

to the OP, +k you're right all you hav eto do is ask!
Jul 22 2011 1:12PM
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[tk]
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definitely trying this. not sure about the quality of chicks it will work on, though.
Jul 22 2011 1:21PM
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terrible_skier
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Jul 22 2011 1:24PM
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saucybiscuits
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i gotta try this shit
Jul 22 2011 1:39PM
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zues
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soo what do you look like? i could see this being true if you you're brad pitt, other than that it's certainly questionable
Jul 22 2011 1:56PM
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asapCferg
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girls like it when random guys tell them they're hot
Jul 22 2011 4:21PM
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RubberSoul
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that's great and all for alley cats but good luck getting that to work on classy girls.. girls like to hear theyre attractive etc but in more subtle ways than "i wanna have sex," though as you said that works with sloots
Jul 22 2011 4:25PM
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_MNice_
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Might have to try it.
Jul 22 2011 4:38PM
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hunterBear
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i see no harm in trying, other than not getting laid.
Jul 22 2011 4:42PM
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DaysToCome
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huh. welp next time i've been drinking im gonna try this
Jul 22 2011 4:45PM
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PurpleDino
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haha this is great!  It either ends in an epic win, or an epic failure
Jul 22 2011 4:54PM
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snowdon
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pretty sure most girls who arent completely hideous/desperate/straight up whores would laugh in your face for that...I would.
Jul 22 2011 6:10PM
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Half-Blood
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Sure you would...
Jul 22 2011 6:12PM
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bri.bug
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you must be one attractive man.
Jul 22 2011 6:16PM
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alztar
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durex

love sex

They rhyme, I never fucking realised
Jul 22 2011 6:21PM
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smooter
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but sti's are awesome





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Jul 22 2011 6:22PM
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MN_Nice
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Why are only stuck up girls posting in this?
Jul 22 2011 6:25PM
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