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I tired it, and it worked.

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sndyrvr
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A couple nights ago I went up to a random girl at a party i was at (never met before) and said "i dont know you but your hot and i want to have sex with you".

She said yes.

The next morning this is what she said to me: "I dont know what made you say that to me last night (marijuana), but i just want you to know that that is what evry girl wants to hear when they are at a party. Thank you"

IM NOT DONE YET

Today after work, me and some friends blazed and went to the beach. We saw a couple cute girls and started talking to them. This is when I decided to take what that girl said one step further.

I took one of them aside and said the same thing as i did to the girl a couple nights ago. All she said was "yeah sure". It worked again.

Sparknotes: I have discovered that if you want to get laid, all you have to do is ask.
Jul 21 2011 10:46PM
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chuck_testa
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for some reason I lol'd at your discovery/
Jul 21 2011 10:48PM
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jibmeisterflex
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yay!
Jul 21 2011 10:49PM
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Ruffles
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troll or smartest man alive?
Jul 21 2011 10:49PM
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eheath
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For you....

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Jul 21 2011 10:50PM
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attitashman
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can not wait to be in a situation where this would be appropriate
Jul 21 2011 10:50PM
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PopsicleStand
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not so much of a secret. just gotta be able to do it without coming off as a dick.
Jul 21 2011 10:51PM
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No_Dub
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cuz your fat and stuff?
Jul 21 2011 10:51PM
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PopsicleStand
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do you not know your girlfriend?


Jul 21 2011 10:52PM
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attitashman
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lol
virgin alert....virgin alert
Jul 21 2011 10:55PM
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ReignMan
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OP are you a good looking guy? cause i know plenty of guys that have tried this and fail every time.
Jul 21 2011 10:56PM
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EthanJPAskier
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Thats so fucking....ingenious
Jul 21 2011 10:57PM
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sndyrvr
Posts: 684 - Karma: 119

IM nothing out of the ordinary. I even have a little acne on my face. and im short. 5'6

Jul 21 2011 10:59PM
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cwillygood
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classy girls
Jul 21 2011 11:00PM
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ReignMan
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you must got some mojo r somen. props hahaha ima try it out tonight.
Jul 21 2011 11:00PM
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shrEddie
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i feel like it would only work on skank ass girls. maybe worth trying once
Jul 21 2011 11:00PM
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sndyrvr
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I only plan on asking girls who arent that much 'out of my league' and wouldnt mind banging
Jul 21 2011 11:00PM
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sndyrvr
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I honestly want everyone to just try it once. im begging all of newschoolers PLEASE JUST TRY IT ONCE
Jul 21 2011 11:01PM
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whoa-dere
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is this you as a baby?
Jul 21 2011 11:10PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
Shut the fuck up and get out. That post made absolutely no sense.
Jul 21 2011 11:12PM
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[~_~]
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If it wasn't true, you wouldn't be so defensive.
Jul 21 2011 11:18PM
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prometheusprime
Posts: 735 - Karma: 677
I will be attempting this tomorrow at a party
Jul 21 2011 11:18PM
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k-rob
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i'm gonna go ahead and say this probably wouldn't work if you were as ugly as 80% of the kids on this site.
Jul 21 2011 11:19PM
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attitashman
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are you also a virgin? sorry if i offended your pussyless lifestyle....
Jul 21 2011 11:19PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
He didnt call me out?
Jul 21 2011 11:20PM
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Master_Debater
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No, but when you post stupid shit that makes no sense, im going to call you out on it.
Jul 21 2011 11:21PM
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twin-tip-hero
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Another thing that works is the "hey I'm in the military and will be shipping out in a few months" card. That is what I have done a few times and they fall straight to their knees.
Jul 21 2011 11:21PM
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sndyrvr
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that could work but you would have to be 18

Jul 21 2011 11:23PM
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twin-tip-hero
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yeah true so this would obviously not work for you...
Jul 21 2011 11:30PM
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LDV
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fuck Hawking, you get the nobel prize
Jul 21 2011 11:38PM
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foodisfun
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Like.  I KNOW this wouldn't work for me
Jul 21 2011 11:42PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Jul 21 2011 11:42PM
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BIGben*
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. But i have done even worse than that. "nice shoes want to fuck?" *girl laughs* "im serious here" girl: "i am too" /goodtimes.
Jul 21 2011 11:44PM
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k-rob
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in highschool my go-to line was "i'm on the rugby team" and that worked every time. doesn't really work if you're not in hs and not on the national team, though.
Jul 21 2011 11:47PM
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inactive
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nah dude youre so right. if all it takes to fuck is to ask, thats a clear sign of a sloot.

friends dont let friends fuck beat-assed chicks.
Jul 22 2011 12:40AM
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deleted5
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Jul 22 2011 12:43AM
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Cufe.
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ill try it. but i think i will need another 7-14 long island iced teas
Jul 22 2011 12:57AM
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[~_~]
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I believe he did, sir.
Jul 22 2011 12:58AM
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SkiThe603
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I may give this a shot
Jul 22 2011 12:58AM
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geteducated
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you know how to treat a lady..
Jul 22 2011 12:59AM
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ryano
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how has somebody not said pics yet?

so


Pics??
Jul 22 2011 1:01AM
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danderson.
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That's my fucking man right there.


To OP, I wanna try it, but then again, I do not.
Jul 22 2011 1:01AM
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[~_~]
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I guarantee women are hornier than men. If they say they aren't, they're lying.
Jul 22 2011 1:02AM
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a.wall
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maybe later
Jul 22 2011 1:03AM
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ThaLetterM.
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its not about what you say, its about how you say it. nicely done though.
Jul 22 2011 1:08AM
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Park_Ranger
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i have gotten laid twice by just straight up asking. one time i was at a party, and i told this girl i wanted to go downstairs and fuck... she was down. second time i was blazing weed with this girl and we got done and she was like now what and i was like well idk about you but i am down to fuck and she was just like yeah same...
Jul 22 2011 1:15AM
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Park_Ranger
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i should mention that i tried it a third time at a party and i failed. i think i was just to drunk because she fucked my friend like 10 minutes later
Jul 22 2011 1:17AM
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PON3
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I wonder why there hasnt been a pink name to comment on this thread yet, maybe they know sndyrvr found out their secret
Jul 22 2011 1:22AM
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dispatchQ_main
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Anyone with a blood alcohol over .06 is horny.
Jul 22 2011 1:27AM
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JIBpsy^^
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inb4 15 year olds getting slapped.
Jul 22 2011 1:27AM
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RudyGarmisch
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I just use "But its surprise sex" to justify my raping.
Jul 22 2011 1:31AM
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