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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
You're trying to read shit on the computer and your cat walks in front it like, "No uh bitch, you gon' pet me." Then you're all like "FUCKING MOVE CAT" then your cat is like, "FUCK YOU, I'ma go throw up on your bed"





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Jul 21 2011 5:09PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
no, cats suck thats why I throw them off buildings for fun
Jul 21 2011 5:09PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
i dont experience this dilemma because i do not has a cat.. however it sounds like a terrible occasion
Jul 21 2011 5:10PM
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malonius_funk
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,500
i guarantee if you met my cats you'd fucking love them. they're gigantic lion type cats and all they do is fuckin chill all dey errry day. their names are frank and smitty btw too so thats sick
Jul 21 2011 5:11PM
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blackmamba.
Posts: 969 - Karma: 56
dogs are so much chiller bro
Jul 21 2011 5:11PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
*have a cat
Jul 21 2011 5:12PM
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introvert
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dun got cat
Jul 21 2011 5:16PM
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los.pinguinos
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don't u hate it when you're trying to take a shit on your computer, and then your can its all like "NAH UH you gon fuckin pee on me." Then you're all like hellz yea, then rape it half to death.
Jul 21 2011 5:17PM
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sammy_
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thats why i have dogs... :)
Jul 21 2011 5:17PM
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introvert
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Jul 21 2011 5:18PM
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DERS.
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oh really????? looks like i needa go back to furst grade
Jul 21 2011 5:20PM
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I_Am_Mod
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do they look like this ?
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Jul 21 2011 5:20PM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
I know exactly what you mean.
My dickhead of a cat threw up on my bed not long ago.
Jul 21 2011 5:21PM
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.Hugo.
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I like cats

































They taste like chicken
Jul 21 2011 5:21PM
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Funnel
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Cats are so lame. Dogs on the other hand are straight badasses, unless it's a small dog, then I'd rather have a cat.
Jul 21 2011 6:30PM
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egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,477
tis^
Jul 21 2011 6:35PM
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Thug**
Posts: 511 - Karma: 87
my cat always comes on and lays down on my fucking keyboard. then bites me if i try to mover it. FUCKK
Jul 21 2011 8:41PM
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Erica.
Posts: 327 - Karma: 299
happens to me all the time, i usually drop it on the floor but it jumps back up to the point where i have to close the door
Jul 21 2011 8:46PM
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k-rob
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i wish i hads a cat lol
Jul 21 2011 8:49PM
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midwestpowhunter
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Jul 21 2011 8:59PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
yes the cat that lives in our house does this sometimes, i push its hind legs in the direction of the window sill near my desk, then it just sits there. problem solved.
Jul 21 2011 9:01PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
a day in the life of my cat...

wake up at 5
wake my ass up at 5:10
go outside when i leave for work at 5:30
kill every fucking chipmunk, mole, squirrel, bird, and rabbit that even thinks of coming into his territory
stacks the fuckers in the mulch beds like trophies
come in the house when i get home from work
pass the fuck out, like you can pick him up and move him without him waking up...
repeat. errday.

he's a boss

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Jul 21 2011 9:02PM
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Steezyiott
Posts: 474 - Karma: 440
i think cats are more chill because they dont require attention and they do whatever they want, but dogs are way more fun and everything else is better.
Jul 21 2011 9:04PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
yea well at 3 in the morning i heard my cat outside. it was fighting a fox. i got it inside, but then it tried to sneak through the door again for seconds. and he only has his fang teeth left because he is old cat. then he brought in a red squirrel and took its head off and left the body and head on my dining room carpet. you can still kind of see the blood stain. and when he does eats red squirrels he eats them head first. i see red squirrel tails in my back yard sometimes.
Jul 21 2011 9:08PM
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sammy_
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ew... but i get dead moles and birds from my dogs. they are beast hunters but when they bring them inside and drop it at my feet its disgusting
Jul 21 2011 9:12PM
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