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Yinzer
Posts: 1011 - Karma: 73
...but I do love fig newtons
Jul 20 2011 7:12PM
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crab_pretzel
Posts: 3919 - Karma: 622
am i missing something here? is it a reference i dont get?
Jul 20 2011 7:16PM
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Jonny7
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Jul 20 2011 7:16PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
dont YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME RICKY BOBBY
Jul 20 2011 7:18PM
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egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,477
newt figgons or nig fewtons.
Jul 20 2011 7:20PM
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,314
...prune candy.
Jul 20 2011 7:20PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
and this is why marijuana should be legal
Jul 20 2011 7:21PM
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eldridge
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newt gingrichons
Jul 20 2011 7:21PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
if you don't chew big red then FUCK YOU
Jul 20 2011 7:25PM
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Yinzer
Posts: 1011 - Karma: 73
i am very arroused
Jul 20 2011 7:47PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
haha
Jul 20 2011 8:43PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
Jul 20 2011 8:50PM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!
Jul 20 2011 9:12PM
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Kontuckie.
Posts: 151 - Karma: 10
I like to picture Jesus as a ninja fighting off evil samurai
Jul 20 2011 9:25PM
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Lemuel
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Botchkvas
Jul 20 2011 9:32PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
So when you say psychosomatic, you mean like he could start a fire with his thoughts?
Jul 20 2011 9:47PM
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BIGben*
Posts: 1942 - Karma: 8
Kraft cinabons bitches!
Jul 20 2011 9:48PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
i am NOT A FUDGEPACKER. you cant just go around calling people fudge packers
Jul 20 2011 11:58PM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
Hey, is that fudge packer Tom Cruise?
Jul 20 2011 11:59PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
He actually can, but he may get banned.
Jul 21 2011 12:11AM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
I'mma come at you like a spider monkey, chip!
Jul 21 2011 12:13AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
but he's actually packing fudge...





in a fudge factory...
Jul 21 2011 12:16AM
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Where-am-I
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i lol'd
Jul 21 2011 12:16AM
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Avifarer
Posts: 5926 - Karma: 598
you are in a fudge factory packing fudge
Jul 21 2011 12:16AM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
im gonna sue you!
Jul 21 2011 12:18AM
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LO_GO
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 8
Dear baby jesus...
Jul 21 2011 2:39AM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6195 - Karma: 2,281
I like to picture my jesus wearing a tuxedo t-shirt, cause the tuxedo means that he likes to be formal, but the t-shirt means that he likes to party. And i like to party, so i like my jesus to party
Jul 21 2011 4:50AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
no its jossi wells
Jul 21 2011 5:04AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
also baby jesus, please bless my beautiful children: Walker, and Texas Ranger.
Jul 21 2011 9:38AM
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dat_ski_dude
Posts: 554 - Karma: 15
im hear to talk to you about snow blindness in cats...
Jul 21 2011 11:02AM
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crab_pretzel
Posts: 3919 - Karma: 622
or TR, as we like to call him

thankyou for whoever posted the vid for helping me understand wtf was going on in this thread
Jul 21 2011 11:07AM
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smooter
Posts: 1121 - Karma: 1,368
i like to picture jesus with giant eagle's wings singing lead vocals for lynyrd skynryd and i'm in the front row hammered drunk!
Jul 21 2011 11:11AM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330

am i on fire? 

Jul 21 2011 11:42AM
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ckskier
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hey im ricky bobby. if you dont chew big red, then fuck you
Jul 21 2011 11:47AM
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Relish_man
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HAKUNA MATATA BITCHES!
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Jul 21 2011 11:58AM
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ChucklesNorman.
Posts: 1197 - Karma: 719
you're not going to live forever.

I'm not stupid Lucious, no one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high level income, it's not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300. Heck, I just read in the newspaper that they put a pig heart in some guy from Russia. Do you know what that means?

No, I don't know what that means. I guess longer life.

No, he didn't live. It's just exciting that we're trying things like that.
Jul 21 2011 12:05PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
from now on you're magic man and im el diablo
its like spanish for like a fighting chicken
Jul 21 2011 12:08PM
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bleevus
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 2,048
BUT I DO LOVE FIG NEWTONS
Jul 21 2011 12:56PM
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Poon_Handler
Posts: 361 - Karma: 42
WHEN YOU EAT FIG NEWTONS MIX IT WITH CHOCOLATE MILK IN YOUR MOUTH,SO DELICIOUS FUAAAAARRKKK!!!!
Jul 21 2011 12:58PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
Chip I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
Jul 21 2011 1:01PM
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.Blake.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 38
I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now
Jul 21 2011 1:02PM
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sammy_
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 467
chip, im gona come at you like a spider monkey!
Jul 21 2011 1:03PM
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KillaSeason
Posts: 3495 - Karma: 1,774
today when the teacher asked me what the capitol of North Carolina was I said Washington DC, She said 'No, you are wrong' then I told her she had a lumpy but so she started yellin' at me and I pissed in my pants. And I'm still weraing my dirty pissey pants.
Jul 21 2011 1:03PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330
i like to picture my jesus singing lead vocals at a lynyrd skynyrd concert and I'm in the front row and I'm Hammered drunk. 
Jul 21 2011 1:48PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330

Chip:  He was a man, he had a beard!

ricky:  look i like the baby version the best you hear me?  i win this races and I make the money!

Wife:  ricky just say the damn grace

Ricky: dear 8 pound 6 ounce......

Jul 21 2011 1:57PM
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