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Gift for boy help!

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moogirl
Posts: 3 - Karma: 10
My boy and I will be together for 5 months on Friday. Suggestions for a little present?
Jul 20 2011 12:41AM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
sex
Jul 20 2011 12:42AM
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TEPUKE573
Posts: 224 - Karma: 15
fleshlight
Jul 20 2011 12:42AM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,008
better girlfriend
Jul 20 2011 12:43AM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
does he know youre giving him a gift for 5 month anniversary?

anyway, fat sack of grass
Jul 20 2011 12:43AM
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jfxphoto
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 2,346
Implants.
Jul 20 2011 12:44AM
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lill_sominsomin
Posts: 131 - Karma: 319
shake weight
Jul 20 2011 12:44AM
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qbehr
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 686
zinggggggg
Jul 20 2011 12:44AM
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Doug.
Posts: 2236 - Karma: 457
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Jul 20 2011 12:44AM
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Petersaurusrex
Posts: 1380 - Karma: 80
Give him dome. Seriously, don't even wait for him to ask. Make the first move. He will like it 10000x more than any other gift you could give him, and damn will he remember it.
Jul 20 2011 12:44AM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
are you dating moo by any chance?

or do you just happen to have similar names with similar 5 month anniversaries...
Jul 20 2011 12:44AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
This
Jul 20 2011 12:47AM
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moogirl
Posts: 3 - Karma: 10
no?
Jul 20 2011 12:47AM
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KillaSeason
Posts: 3495 - Karma: 1,774
lots and lots of PORN...and some toilet paper....

ya dada mean?
Jul 20 2011 12:51AM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
SEX. A WHOLE NIGHT OF SEX.
Jul 20 2011 12:52AM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
why is a 5 month anniversary significant in any way?
Jul 20 2011 12:53AM
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blackmamba.
Posts: 969 - Karma: 56
yes!
Jul 20 2011 12:53AM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
this.


and this: https://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/631093/

Moo and moogirl. 5 month anniversary.
Jul 20 2011 1:35AM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
I am pretty sure you mean NAmean
Jul 20 2011 1:37AM
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Posts: 424 - Karma: 7
Put something together yourself, it means a lot more than just buying something. Oh, and blow him
Jul 20 2011 1:43AM
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steeze-free_lee
Posts: 295 - Karma: 28
dammit i was hoping id be inb4 blowjobs
Jul 20 2011 1:44AM
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Poundtown
Posts: 519 - Karma: 305
get him a stripper for the day
Jul 20 2011 1:47AM
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terrible_skier
Posts: 2066 - Karma: 226
KINKY DIRTY, SWEATY SEX.
Jul 20 2011 1:48AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
3sum. You and another girl fuck him silly for a whole night.
Jul 20 2011 1:51AM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
These results are inconclusive.

Jul 20 2011 1:55AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
a strap-on so you can return the favor, and fuck him...
Jul 20 2011 2:37AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
let him penetrate...


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Jul 20 2011 3:52AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
5 years is traditionally a wood gift, so play on that and let him give you some
Jul 20 2011 6:48AM
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BROSEIDON
Posts: 3702 - Karma: 1,495
idk why youre getting him something for 5 months, you must be 15. But get him a sweatshirt, I love comfortable clothes, and then blow him.
Jul 20 2011 7:34AM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
aw man, that is classic.


Jul 20 2011 8:41AM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
5 months...? what's the significance?
Jul 20 2011 8:46AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
my only suggestion is to...

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Jul 20 2011 9:18AM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
this, when the girl makes the first move its the tits
Jul 20 2011 11:30AM
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Kratotalaga
Posts: 347 - Karma: 22
do some yay with him then let him hit you doggy
Jul 20 2011 11:53AM
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a.wall
Posts: 339 - Karma: 30
get high and have wild baked butsecks
Jul 20 2011 11:57AM
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little1337
Posts: 8240 - Karma: 47,815
BUTTFUCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!
Jul 20 2011 11:58AM
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LeadThug420
Posts: 869 - Karma: 26

Get him a big bag of Reeses. 

(Somebody had to say something wasn't sex)

Jul 20 2011 12:18PM
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DirtyDan
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 158
Get pregnant from a black man and don't tell him.
Jul 20 2011 12:23PM
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jfxphoto
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 2,346
Best. Gift. Ever.
Jul 20 2011 12:47PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

Liek I dunno if u herd or not but boys liek teh seks. 

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Jul 20 2011 12:48PM
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penguin_steeze
Posts: 2311 - Karma: 241
anal
Jul 20 2011 12:56PM
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NsnS79
Posts: 481 - Karma: 60
ski shit, or candy and porno
Jul 20 2011 1:05PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
The gift of an athletic son
Jul 20 2011 1:08PM
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flooz.
Posts: 153 - Karma: 13
why do you need a gift after 5 months?
Jul 20 2011 1:09PM
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Posts: 424 - Karma: 7
weiner penis
Jul 30 2011 10:28PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330
let him pee in ur butt
Jul 30 2011 10:37PM
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Avifarer
Posts: 5926 - Karma: 598
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Jul 30 2011 10:44PM
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[creative]
Posts: 539 - Karma: 128
is he a skier??!
Jul 30 2011 10:48PM
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adamlukowski
Posts: 3676 - Karma: 311
legitamatley made me Lol, and thats pretty rare for me
Jul 30 2011 10:57PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513

nothing i didnt give or get anything for my five month it no matters it goes 1 month 6 months 1 year and years are the only ones that "really" matter

Jul 30 2011 11:20PM
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icyburr
Posts: 455 - Karma: 1,576
ur mom
Jul 30 2011 11:25PM
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