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ESAND
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 744
GF's health insurances pays for one plastic surgery a year, this year she wants to go from a small B to a C. Next year I'm thinking about ass implants cause she's got a bit of goneass but I want advice. I'm totally cool with the fake boobers but whats up with the fake ass, how does it feel, where does it go (top?bottom? back?). Anybody got beta???? She's 4'11 89 lbs fwiw.
Jul 19 2011 2:30AM
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Proletariat.
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before pics will be required
Jul 19 2011 2:31AM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
pics will help
Jul 19 2011 2:31AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,509
this sounds real
Jul 19 2011 2:32AM
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GayWolf420
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Butthole shots, please.
Jul 19 2011 2:35AM
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eheath
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Jul 19 2011 2:37AM
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wafflepirate
Posts: 338 - Karma: 17
What the hell kind of rich family is she from that can afford that? Tell her to throw it my way. I need it more than her.
Jul 19 2011 2:44AM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,358
One year get her a giant penis, next get it cut off. So she knows...
Jul 19 2011 2:46AM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,358
One year get her a giant penis, next get it cut off. So she knows...
Jul 19 2011 2:46AM
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ESAND
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 744
Who the fuck gets health insurance through their family once they're an adult?? Its through her work.
Jul 19 2011 3:05AM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
this
Jul 19 2011 3:16AM
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Davy.Crockett
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hahaha seems legit
Jul 19 2011 3:16AM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6198 - Karma: 2,336
ha, thats gonna be kinda hard to ask your gf to get ass implants wouldnt it?
Jul 19 2011 3:20AM
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Horizon
Posts: 368 - Karma: 21
No wonder insurance premiums suck so hard.  This is just disgusting and wrong on so many levels. 
Jul 19 2011 3:28AM
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[creative]
Posts: 539 - Karma: 128
No no not if you execute it right... for example...

ESAND: hey guess what...
LADY: what?
ESAND: Your ass looks terrible.
LADY: :.(
ESAND: don't worry... i have an idea... you get ass implants.
LADY: Would that work?!
ESAND: Its worth a shot...(then il also post the before and after pics on NS)


Jul 19 2011 3:33AM
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plorr
Posts: 3131 - Karma: 522
Seriously. My health insurance through the US military had a $1500 deductible for my ACL surgery. And bitches are gettin free silicone butt cheeks? Fuck that.
Jul 19 2011 3:34AM
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Funnel
Posts: 7817 - Karma: 1,537
Yep, horseshit. She should be paying some type of deductible. I'm assuming the plastic surgery is more for something such as facial reconstruction after a car accident than it is for self satisfaction.
Jul 19 2011 3:45AM
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ESAND
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 744
Nope, its elective aethetic surgery. Still waiting for some first hand reports.... I'm just wondering where the implants go because some times during energetic intimate activity the contact between our pelves causes pain and brusing and I'm hoping that can be remedied
Jul 19 2011 3:51AM
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hoodratz47
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wow....midget.. if she gets butt implants she will fuck up her balance.

just accept she has pancake bottom just like grandma used to make.
Jul 19 2011 4:18AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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You are correct sir.


A plastic surgery being covered on your health insurance is the most ass backwards thing ever... and not real. Think a boob job is upwards of 8 grand just for the actual procedure not to mention hospital stay pain medication everything that goes into a surgery. but think 8 grand that her health insurance could be using towards a medical emergency such as a man having his arm shredded in a car accident and needs it to be put back together. The insurance company wants to cover that guy not thousands and thousands of women who get a "free" tit job every year. That just would never happen. It's a waste of money and its almost a sure thing that people who couldnt afford it with out this magical free surgery insurance would now get the plastic surgery becuse its covered and they won't have to pay. It would put the company under so fast. Or if for some reason that this is real then her rates and the rates for that company should be fucking ridiculously high... to high to be able to sustain itself in a highly competitive market. the insurance market. I'm calling major major bullshit on this one. sorry your girlfriend is 4'11" 89 pounds... obviously flat chsted and assed. Cuz she didn't get a free titty job last year cuz her insurance company that your claiming she has doesnt exist. slash do you have a fetish for little kids and you use your girlfriend as a legal way to achieve that fetish?
Jul 19 2011 4:48AM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6198 - Karma: 2,336
ha, same with me when i broke my ankle. my military insurance is not as good as i thought.
Jul 19 2011 4:49AM
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applejuice.
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AZZ GET TA JIGGALIN MUDDA FUCKIN WIGGALIN.
Jul 19 2011 4:52AM
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blatt
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If I'm correct most insurances don't cover plastic surgery. Since it's cosmetic most policies don't cover it. And quoting for emphasis.
Jul 19 2011 5:03AM
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I_Am_Mod
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Jul 19 2011 5:57AM
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disastertourism
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Jul 19 2011 6:02AM
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Kratotalaga
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411 and 89lbs is like 12 year old girl small    tell her that more cushion is better
Jul 19 2011 6:07AM
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Horizon
Posts: 368 - Karma: 21
Hey now, some people are just naturally small.  She can't help that her genetics made her naturally very small.  Honestly though, to risk ones life for such a thing is ridiculous.  If you can't accept her the way she is then move on.  She's extremely tiny and at that size of course there isn't going to be much to her.
Jul 19 2011 6:33AM
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Deezy
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once she gets those ass implants her confidence will boost and she will leave you for a douchebag :D
that is how these things work
Jul 19 2011 8:03AM
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Deluge
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hahahhahahahha
Jul 19 2011 8:08AM
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hey-dude-its-me
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she will have a nasty scar running the length of her ass crack, google pornstar sophia santi for pics
Jul 19 2011 9:38AM
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.MASSHOLE.
Posts: 7501 - Karma: 11,614
Pics or youre lying.
Jul 19 2011 10:32AM
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egg.
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lol
Jul 19 2011 10:38AM
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Milksteak
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha
Jul 19 2011 10:49AM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,943
your girlfriend could have an ass like nicki minaj
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Jul 19 2011 10:57AM
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MikeVicksTOPDOG
Posts: 339 - Karma: 391
you beat me too it!

Jul 19 2011 11:27AM
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HitTheJim
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or serena...
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Jul 19 2011 11:36AM
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Funkadelic
Posts: 1967 - Karma: 391
He wants his girlfriend to get ass implants. I think he's got the douchebag role locked up.
Jul 19 2011 11:40AM
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pbandj
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ding ding ding
Jul 19 2011 11:47AM
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ESAND
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 744
You're a fucking moron, I wouldn't make something like this up. What would be the point. She gets a modified version of this plan. I agree its retarded, it does make it a lie. You're a fucking dumb piece of shit.
Jul 19 2011 11:49AM
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ESAND
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*doesn't make it a lie
Jul 19 2011 11:50AM
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PON3
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Kim Kardashian

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Jul 19 2011 12:12PM
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Huckley
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You definitely live in the USA....sounds like she has some self esteem problems if shes in need of  that much plastic surgery....alright alright..i can't hate on the fake tits..but anything after that is too far.

She must have a good job if her insurance will cover stupid shit like that.
Jul 19 2011 12:31PM
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