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To fuck or not to fuck?

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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
So this girl that lives about 30 mins away hit me up wanting to hook up tonight. She's a 10/10 easy and completely down to fuck. So of course I was down and told her this. Being such a smart individual I decided to jack off beforehand to make myself last longer.

Now I'm suffering from some mad PMLS (Post masturbation laziness syndrom) and my priorities have gone from boning the shit out of this broad to eating cheetos and playing xbox.. how can I get motivated for this shit?

Also, my gamertag is ElLEEN D0VER for anyone who wants to play xbox and eat cheetos.

This is her. She's obviously the one in the pink dress
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Jul 17 2011 9:59PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
well, since you blew it, you could probably make this thread worth its three pages and post some more pictures.

I assume if you dont that she is busted as fuck, a one picture wonder.
Aug 10 2011 5:24PM
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BIGben*
Posts: 1942 - Karma: 8
Balls up.
Aug 10 2011 5:29PM
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
Ask and you shall recieve.

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The conversation is on my old fucked up droid but if I can get it off of the SD card somehow I will, it's funny as hell
Aug 10 2011 5:30PM
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
Oh and to the few of you who know Paige feel free to send her this thread now that it's back active again. I'm sure the little attention whore would love reading 3 pages about boning her
Aug 10 2011 5:32PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
She's gorgeous. If I can't get Selena, I would love to marry this girl.
Aug 10 2011 5:36PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
so, you didnt fuck her? are you dumb.
Aug 10 2011 5:37PM
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sirskizalot
Posts: 4370 - Karma: 161
If shes gonna be reading this,......im single and shes real hot, so.....i'd hit that
Aug 10 2011 5:38PM
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
I did, just not on the occasion stated in this thread.

/claim
Aug 10 2011 5:39PM
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.Blake.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 38
Stop being gay, take some shots, and get to work.
Aug 10 2011 5:39PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
pretty good, shoulda smashed it.
Aug 10 2011 5:48PM
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.Emerson.
Posts: 1548 - Karma: 16
lol mat!
Aug 10 2011 7:57PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
assuming she's dtf and not absolutely horrendous at kissing/sex then go for that you eunuch!
Aug 10 2011 8:05PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14535 - Karma: 11,045
Yea fuck those. Welfare cheetos have nothing on that pompous crunch.
Aug 10 2011 8:11PM
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Kotke
Posts: 696 - Karma: 15
Youre from the Lethbridge? hahaha where do you ski?
Aug 10 2011 8:34PM
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Funnel
Posts: 7817 - Karma: 1,537
Would hit.
Aug 10 2011 8:40PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Sooo happy I bumped this today, someone send me her facebook please!
Aug 10 2011 9:36PM
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Nufity
Posts: 993 - Karma: 171
pee in her butt?
Aug 11 2011 12:44AM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
I would
Aug 11 2011 12:54AM
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hokkanee
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 435
ahahaha
Aug 11 2011 1:45AM
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
Castle usually, but Fernie was the shit last season so I was there a bunch. Is your last name Kotke, cause I think your sisters added me on FB?
Aug 11 2011 12:15PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,017
hey having her touch my dick would be an accomplishment, she's a smoke show
Aug 11 2011 12:22PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
THATS A MOTHER DAUGHER COMBO RIGHT THERE
Aug 11 2011 12:28PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
if you bone her that dude on the right is gonna turn your skin inside out!
Aug 11 2011 1:11PM
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hoodSlayer
Posts: 900 - Karma: 7
threadz
Aug 11 2011 8:02PM
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Kotke
Posts: 696 - Karma: 15

Right on, right on. I've probably seen you around than. Thats my last name yep haha and she probably did. Who are you?

Aug 14 2011 3:47PM
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ObiWanKablowme
Posts: 421 - Karma: 539
the only way to a MILFs heart is through the daughters vagina. just saying.
Aug 14 2011 4:00PM
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aflightlessbird
Posts: 515 - Karma: 503

Just tell her your in a relationship witha fly little minx named Rosie Palm. Seriously cant keep her from getting all over your junk.

Aug 14 2011 4:16PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
+K
Aug 15 2011 3:16PM
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G_Hundo
Posts: 104 - Karma: 50
put it in dat nu nu
Aug 15 2011 3:47PM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
mistakes were made

Aug 15 2011 5:29PM
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malonius_funk
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,500
Judging from those pictures, her mouth looks suitable for 1/4 - 1/2 of my penis.
Aug 15 2011 5:54PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,509
id give her an 8.5-9 out of 10 def not a 10
Aug 15 2011 6:19PM
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Thugly-Gnarskins
Posts: 120 - Karma: 17

I lol'd.... pee in her butt

Aug 15 2011 6:25PM
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Keenan_Jones
Posts: 436 - Karma: 175
so gay.
Aug 15 2011 7:17PM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
I'm calling either troll or gay...

But seriously... you'd take Xbox over fucking? Guys are so strange sometimes...
Aug 15 2011 7:25PM
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Timotheezy.
Posts: 747 - Karma: 157
Thanks ECB
Aug 15 2011 10:55PM
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[J_Gasper]
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 1,594
shes a solid 7, jk i would tap that bitch all day long.
Aug 15 2011 11:00PM
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Nathan_the_G
Posts: 514 - Karma: 13
go for it and i am down to play some skate or cod or what ever
Aug 15 2011 11:11PM
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Nathan_the_G
Posts: 514 - Karma: 13
pee in her butt
Aug 15 2011 11:13PM
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Nathan_the_G
Posts: 514 - Karma: 13
haha dont^
Aug 15 2011 11:15PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
haha, pretty much this
Aug 15 2011 11:17PM
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west-coast
Posts: 985 - Karma: 204
let this thread die...anyone who isnt mentally handicapped would tap this chick in 1 second so OP you are either lying or you actually did bang her and wanted to seem awesome on ns
Aug 15 2011 11:25PM
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crab_pretzel
Posts: 3919 - Karma: 622
i see what you did there
Aug 15 2011 11:27PM
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-ROY-
Posts: 3633 - Karma: 1,503
come on now
Aug 15 2011 11:39PM
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Kotke
Posts: 696 - Karma: 15
So i just realized who this chick is haha i knew i recognized those facebook pictures. Is she not from calgary? who the fuck are you? Im sure i know who you are..
Sep 8 2011 4:10AM
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AndrewNZ
Posts: 477 - Karma: 13
I call it the Post-Orgasm Blues.
Sep 8 2011 4:32AM
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las.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 1,455
Post-Hullabaloo Faineance
Sep 8 2011 4:59AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
post orgasm blues are nature's way of letting you judge how much you like the girl you just fucked

if you're suddenly unattracted or grossed out then you have just boned a fatty or a girl you hate, but if you want to continue to be with her then you must like her

but nothing's worse than finishing and then quickly feeling the need to close your suddenly disgusting and violating porn
Sep 8 2011 5:26AM
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Bubba-Snax
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lolololol! gator your posts have made my day on numerous occasions and for that i thank you.
Sep 8 2011 7:21AM
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