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To fuck or not to fuck?

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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
So this girl that lives about 30 mins away hit me up wanting to hook up tonight. She's a 10/10 easy and completely down to fuck. So of course I was down and told her this. Being such a smart individual I decided to jack off beforehand to make myself last longer.

Now I'm suffering from some mad PMLS (Post masturbation laziness syndrom) and my priorities have gone from boning the shit out of this broad to eating cheetos and playing xbox.. how can I get motivated for this shit?

Also, my gamertag is ElLEEN D0VER for anyone who wants to play xbox and eat cheetos.

This is her. She's obviously the one in the pink dress
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Jul 17 2011 9:59PM
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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
first
Jul 17 2011 10:00PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
pussy.
Jul 17 2011 10:00PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
what game you wanna play?
Jul 17 2011 10:01PM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
whatever you do urination in the rectum must occour before the end of the evening
Jul 17 2011 10:02PM
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
Skate 3 would be dope as fuck, but I'm chill with whateva
Jul 17 2011 10:02PM
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Pmoore
Posts: 1802 - Karma: 1,246
you know how i know your gay? But seriously your probably scared and making a lame excuse. Sack up
Jul 17 2011 10:03PM
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Jennings
Posts: 2190 - Karma: 90
honestly i'd do all 4
Jul 17 2011 10:03PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,662
if not troll:


dude what the fuck are you thinking go slam that
Jul 17 2011 10:03PM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,549
Here is what you do.

Go into the bathroom, close the door. Important: LOCK IT.
Take your pants off (I know this seems weird, but bear with me here)
Look down at the objects right below your bellybutton. Do you see a penis?
If you answered YES, then you're a man. Now sack up and go fuck her.
Jul 17 2011 10:04PM
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.Ian.
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 72
I'm playing skate 3 right now brotha.




Seriously though go for the girl, she's frickin beautiful.
Jul 17 2011 10:05PM
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
I've fucked her before and guaranteed I'll have chances to fuck her again. But I don't feel like putting in the effort of driving there and cumming back.

AM I GAY?????
Jul 17 2011 10:07PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,321
Damn i was just all over that xbox and eat munchies too! damnit i just got off :(
Jul 17 2011 10:09PM
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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
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Jul 17 2011 10:09PM
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technique.
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 308
PIHB? anyone?
Jul 17 2011 10:09PM
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plorr
Posts: 3131 - Karma: 528
Fuck her. Then fuck her mom. Then fuck her grandma. Then fuck her dad. Don't forget to pee in their butts.
Jul 17 2011 10:10PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
drink
Jul 17 2011 10:10PM
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chuck_testa
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 52
hahahah, but if serious op, GO BANG HER. seriously or gtfo
Jul 17 2011 10:11PM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
are you gay?
Jul 17 2011 10:12PM
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.Emerson.
Posts: 1548 - Karma: 16
I went to the same school as her, I am guessing you are a hockey player then.
Jul 17 2011 10:13PM
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
Not a troll

I've decided I'm going to be gamin for the next hour then going to rail that bitch. Then come back and game with the cheetos, as a lil reward for my hard work
Jul 17 2011 10:13PM
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chuck_testa
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 52
How bout bang her. for a 2 hours or give the first hour to me.
Jul 17 2011 10:15PM
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
Nope met her at the Starbucks she works at, I heard she's a puck slut though. Lethbridge represent
Jul 17 2011 10:16PM
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Wolffy
Posts: 949 - Karma: 131
Do you play NHL 11 ?
Jul 17 2011 10:18PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166

Get some of this...
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Or take this and point it in your mouth
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Either way it's going to be messy


Jul 17 2011 10:18PM
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Doug.
Posts: 2236 - Karma: 457
Done.

I qualitfy. Ill do it for you OP
Jul 17 2011 10:20PM
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
Jk got the red ring of death.. im going to hate-fuck her
Jul 17 2011 10:22PM
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Wolffy
Posts: 949 - Karma: 131
Is that actually her ?
Jul 17 2011 10:24PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Good choice not doing her. You can tell by her mom that she will be ugly, and assuming you are too lazy to fuck her, you are probably too lazy to put on a condom and you really don't want to be wifeing this bitch up. Plus she looks like a cunt. You can tell by her smile that she probably has AIDS too, so good choice.
Jul 17 2011 10:24PM
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WakeBakeFapNap
Posts: 258 - Karma: 28
that better be a good ass video game too pass up that bitch
Jul 17 2011 10:25PM
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Wolffy
Posts: 949 - Karma: 131
And why should we trust your judgement on who not to fuck ?
Jul 17 2011 10:25PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
That is a sign from the heavens.
Jul 17 2011 10:28PM
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blackmamba.
Posts: 969 - Karma: 56
slam dat and call it a night
Jul 17 2011 10:38PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
She looks way too old. You should go for the youngest one.
Jul 17 2011 11:01PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,297
the moms a fucking milf
Jul 17 2011 11:04PM
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KillaSeason
Posts: 3495 - Karma: 1,774
get it in brotha
Jul 17 2011 11:07PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
if you actually had an opportunity to fuck this girl i know you wouldn't just be sitting on your ass playing Xbox and assuming this girl is the popular girl you have a crush on but she doesn't really notice you. You're maybe lying to make yourself look cool... on the internet.

Maybe i'm wrong.

But ima say this girl isn't texting you and doesn't wanna bone you.
I do however believe that you are playing Xbox eating cheetos and maybe beating off to this girls "summer" pictures on facebook where she is wearing a bikini in like 5 shots.

have a fun night with that xbox and right hand.
Jul 17 2011 11:10PM
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.MASSHOLE.
Posts: 7480 - Karma: 11,480
I am upset you even asked.
Jul 17 2011 11:10PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
Dude for real? Get your priorities straightened out.
Jul 17 2011 11:11PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
THIS THREAD CAN STAY ON BUT MY THREAD ABOUT TRYING TO HELP ME FIND A GIRLFRIEND GETS DELETED, GREAT JOB MODS.
Jul 17 2011 11:11PM
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DirtyDan
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 158
MORE PICTURES ARE NEEDED

WELL NOT REALLY BUT I NEED THEM
Jul 17 2011 11:11PM
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kamron_708
Posts: 944 - Karma: 1,129
Haha. Something kinda like this happened to me like last week. I decided to stay on NS and adultswim.com and grew my virtual weed
Jul 17 2011 11:18PM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
inb4
Jul 17 2011 11:33PM
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O.G.Surachai
Posts: 334 - Karma: 84
Just give it like 15 minutes and then reconsider...
Jul 17 2011 11:36PM
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Mama.
Posts: 3066 - Karma: 2,607
OH COME ON.
Jul 17 2011 11:38PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
is that even a question?

























xbox over hoes
Jul 17 2011 11:41PM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
OK I WiLL COME ON YOU! Lol puns
Jul 17 2011 11:41PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
this.

xbox wont be there forever, make the most of it
Jul 17 2011 11:45PM
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cwillygood
Posts: 6831 - Karma: 1,829
i dont even think u deserve to hook up with this girl is your seriously debating between xbox and her
Jul 17 2011 11:47PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
Is your seriously English?
Jul 17 2011 11:48PM
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hamburgler
Posts: 99 - Karma: 10
her mom has better tits

and her father has better genitals
Jul 18 2011 1:27AM
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