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Sex with random girls on family vacation?

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Chilly.
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So I just took a vacation to Cannon Beach, Oregon with my whole family. I have two cousins who are close to my age and while we were wandering around town we saw lots of realllllly bomb girls. The problem is that most of them are with their parents or something which makes things kind of difficult.

Do I sneak them my number and try to meet up with them? Is this impossible on a family vacation? I need ADVICE!!!
Jul 16 2011 8:03PM
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alvy.
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sneak out and rawdog em
Jul 16 2011 8:04PM
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railbomber
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or just be a boss and be like "peace, getting some bitches" depends on your parents
Jul 16 2011 8:11PM
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[creative]
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you do what you gotta do to get your penis inside her

Jul 16 2011 8:11PM
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steezenskis
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talk to them. try and meet up with them with out the fam. i did that while at marthas vineyard. just say you want to go explore

Jul 16 2011 8:14PM
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blackmamba.
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Cannon BEACH, eh?
Jul 16 2011 8:17PM
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ookiedookie
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My grandparents have a house on the coast not too far from there. claim/
Jul 16 2011 8:17PM
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POWDER.RANGER
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threads this always happens to me
Jul 16 2011 8:18PM
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Chilly.
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yea but how do I get them away from their parents to talk to them? like should I just try to make eye contact and smile or something?
Jul 16 2011 8:24PM
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OnePlank
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dude i had this exact dilemma. I couldn't figure out a way to sneak the girls my number without making it completely obvious to the parents that i was trying to fuck their daughters
Jul 16 2011 8:25PM
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meowshred
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at all cost
Jul 16 2011 8:25PM
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steezenskis
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i guess you just gotta look for an opportunity. i met a few girls on the beach. its not the easiest position with famlies

Jul 16 2011 8:29PM
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asapCferg
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In Jamaica I met some guys at the bar..but we were with our parents too so I never got their names/numbers. We just talked and drank. Awkward none the less because both our families were around
Jul 16 2011 8:46PM
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Mama.
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Loololololol I went to school in Cannon Beach. Don't do it.
Jul 16 2011 8:59PM
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Chilly.
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Why not??
Jul 16 2011 9:00PM
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Mama.
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Can't disclose such fragile information.
Jul 16 2011 9:01PM
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deleted5
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go out on your own no one spends the whole time with there fam
Jul 16 2011 9:02PM
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PopsicleStand
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im guessing da herp.

But forreal i had my first real hookup on a family vacation in NH when I was a tender young 14 year old. I ditched my fam after they were done swimming (hard gig since there is 7 of us). I just stayed at the pool with these girls and then we went and made out/fooled around in the steam room. It was actually a lot more legit of a hookup then some that took place when I was much much older haha.
Jul 16 2011 9:04PM
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Chilly.
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Yea dude I love when stuff like that happens! A while ago I was at a public pool with my grandma and I was in the hottub and she was reading a book or something (we were the only ones at the pool)...then these two blonde girls walked in and were staring at me for the longest time then they came over and got in the hottub and sat right next to me. Finally she stopped reading her book and left but I wanted to be like GET THE FUCK OUT GRANDMA!!!
Jul 16 2011 9:18PM
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412.
Posts: 1050 - Karma: 247
i wish i knew how to pick up girls in the 1st place..
Jul 16 2011 9:22PM
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little1337
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poop in their butt

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Jul 16 2011 9:23PM
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scratchproteen
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ha when I was 15 we were on our way back from DC and stayed the night in virginia...my fam and I were swimming in the pool and there was a chick down there with her family...we both stayed down as our families went up to the rooms and it was a fun make out sesh hook up time ha.


family vaca works perfect if you can get away from the rents.
Jul 16 2011 9:26PM
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NickSki.
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So you look at a girl and now you think you're gonna fuck?
Jul 16 2011 9:40PM
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zues
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i heard you have to pee in their butt. tahts the trick to getting babez.
Jul 16 2011 9:41PM
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SeanTom
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well isn't that how it works?

>make eye contact

>"she wants my dick"
Jul 16 2011 9:42PM
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PopsicleStand
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I think whats funny is your grandma is thinking "He wants to fuck these girls but I want to read. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE BLONDE GIRLS!!! Oh fine i'll leave."
Jul 16 2011 9:44PM
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Chilly.
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hahahah exactly
Jul 16 2011 10:02PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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dont do it. super awkssssssssssssssss
Jul 16 2011 11:03PM
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TheStamos
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I work on a pier in Tahoe. The best part about it is that they all come right to my domain. Usually, if the parents are there then they are to young. But if its obvious they are old enough for me then there parents don't care, its life. Girls on Vacation are always DTF, trust me.
Jul 16 2011 11:33PM
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ski-or-die
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make some friends and bang em later when you come back with your own car
Jul 16 2011 11:37PM
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filthapparel
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go to where teens flock (a mall?) bring a friend if you have one with you, no regrets just mack on bitches until you're successful. last time i did it i ended up going to a basement party and getting laid.
Jul 16 2011 11:40PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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you douche
Jul 17 2011 12:22AM
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NickSki.
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OH!!! I get it now!!!!!!
Jul 17 2011 2:21AM
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stupendous-man
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i was at cannon beach a week ago /claim
Jul 17 2011 2:46AM
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hoodratz47
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wait wait wait.. YOUR A COASTIE.... EXPLAINS IT ALL>

fucking coasties.... soo weird.

oh and good luck .. but you have better luck getting some at cannon beach then Sunriver.
goddamn. its all about having fires on the beach. and see who walks up.. worked for me once at rockaway.
Jul 17 2011 5:02AM
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aaron@summit
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sounds like all the bitches are at cannon beach!
Jul 17 2011 5:04AM
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Gnarwall
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Just walk through the lobby in board shorts and flip flops, headed for the pool. Within 20 minutes a few chicks from the lobby will usually show up (They chill there when they are avoiding their family). Then play hard to get for 20 minutes by going to whichever pool thing they are not in. If they are in the pool, you're in the hot tub. If they come over, stay there for a few minutes but then hop over to the sauna like you dont give a fuck. Then finially kick up a conversation about your family being stupid, then talk about how much alcohol you have. Boom, Bonefest.

Also, go to the tide pools at haystack rock, and use this line- "WOAH Check that out!!! Its a _____!" Sorta cradle the girl a bit when you're showing her the awesome thing you found and then you'll find yourselves holding hands somehow. Her parents wont even give a shit because you are showing their daughter a fucking awesome sea lion or a nudibranch or some shit, and all they want to do is take a soccer mom picture of it.
Jul 17 2011 5:24AM
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PopsicleStand
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this one knows
Jul 17 2011 8:08AM
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geet
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a true master of his craft
Jul 17 2011 11:33AM
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Davin
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just give the eye contact and maybe a wink. Then use this pickup line "how you guys feeling?"
Jul 17 2011 11:36AM
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Chilly.
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This is pure gold!!! +k Trying this....
Jul 17 2011 11:46AM
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iggs
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the pool idea sounds good but if your in an area with tons of stuff to do, just tell your parents you and your cousins just want a day to roam and explore because your kind of bored with what youve been doin. i got away with that in NYC and me and my friend met up with our other friend who was also there and was staying like on the other side of the city.
Jul 17 2011 12:12PM
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pomme-de-terre
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yo just cop their number right in front of their parents, even better, if some girl is talking to her dad, interrupt the convo as rudely as possible to chat her up. at first they will be horrified but then they will realize that your dick is the size of a schoolbus and wont fuck with you. well, the daughter will fuck with you. well not with you. but shell fuck you. and the dad will just be like "whatever fuck parenting im gonna go get blunted"


works every time.
Jul 17 2011 12:22PM
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RAWLAN
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i dont post often...

but when i do its because of fucking brilliant shit like this

Jul 17 2011 1:35PM
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SkiThe603
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Jul 17 2011 1:46PM
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.spaghetticat.
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ur just claiming that u had sex with random people
Jul 17 2011 1:55PM
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JewRad
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in my experience, you gotta go somewhere without parents to have a chance with girls. family is kinda a buzzkill for poon. and i don't know about your parents, but my mom always notices when i notice some girl and smile at her, and then she gets all embarrassing and shit.
Jul 17 2011 2:10PM
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infedel_one
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goin to Steamboat Colorado wednesday. woohooo
lets see whats good wit it.
Jul 17 2011 2:15PM
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0123456789
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goin to the cape early aug, plan on doin some work at the beech, this thread has me stoked
Jul 17 2011 2:15PM
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Park_Ranger
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go out and pee in some butt
Jul 17 2011 2:27PM
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k-rob
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a couple years ago i was on a family vacation with my parents, stayed at a few different campsites over 2 weeks and managed to sleep with a few girls during that time. i'd just roll around the campsites on my bike and find girls to talk to, eventually find my way into their tents/trailers whether it was while their parents were gone or just sneaking over to their campsite while their parents were asleep.
Jul 17 2011 3:38PM
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