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What to do in the hospital

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futbol
Posts: 319 - Karma: 10
I'm stuck in the hospital for the next 6-10 days and it sucks. What are some websites I can go on that are entertaining, besides ns

Jul 15 2011 2:31PM
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.Blake.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 38
Find a wheel chair and perfect your wheelies
Jul 15 2011 2:32PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
pornhub

canvas rider

runescape?


Jul 15 2011 2:32PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
http://www.letmewatchthis.ch/

Pretty much every movie you could ever want to watch.
Jul 15 2011 2:32PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
get one of your bros to bring you an xbox or something
Jul 15 2011 2:35PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,265
free rider 2
Jul 15 2011 2:36PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
Snort some blow off a paralyzed hookers ass.
Jul 15 2011 2:38PM
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futbol
Posts: 319 - Karma: 10
I'm in isolation. can't leave my room :(
Jul 15 2011 2:40PM
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TraviHark
Posts: 340 - Karma: 24
I was in the hospital for 11 days last year. Invite friends in to chill with you, and hope you have hot nurses.
Jul 15 2011 2:44PM
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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,952
take those long, skinny puke bags and blow em up. See how many you can pop before a nurse comes in.
Jul 15 2011 3:03PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,395
jack it
Jul 15 2011 3:04PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
yeah have people come hang out, when i had a couple of my buddies in the hospital a few years ago i would go for hours a day and just chill and watch tv and movies with them and it was fun for me and im sure made the day waay less boring and shitty for them
Jul 15 2011 3:22PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 467
Play happy wheels 2!
For some reason the full version crashed, but this is still fun
Jul 15 2011 3:25PM
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,317
hit on the sexy nurses! or the old ones, it doesn't matter!
Jul 15 2011 3:27PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
what are you in the hospital for?
Jul 15 2011 3:39PM
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futbol
Posts: 319 - Karma: 10
meningitis (sp?) and shingles. shit sucks
Jul 15 2011 11:38PM
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hellyeaaaah
Posts: 640 - Karma: 8
Do a ton of acid, listen to Pink Floyd, and draw. Post results
Jul 15 2011 11:39PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,302
unplug all the machines, act like you died, and laugh at the reactions of friends and nurses.
Jul 15 2011 11:39PM
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Skee_Bum
Posts: 12 - Karma: 13
danger wank.  start to jerk it then hit the call button and try to finish before someone comes in
Jul 16 2011 1:30AM
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Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,851
i loled
Jul 16 2011 1:44AM
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Kratotalaga
Posts: 347 - Karma: 22

free drugs! duh make some shit up if they didnt give u anything, nothing sucks worse than being confined to a room all night and day

Jul 16 2011 10:50AM
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little1337
Posts: 8297 - Karma: 48,965
take the bed and go up and down for hours.
Jul 16 2011 11:52AM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,401
1.) shit yourself, now get a huge boner and call the nurse in, open up some porn too so she'll think you pooed from jacking off, make her clean your bed whilst being covered in poo and ragin hard

2.) sex doll in bed with you have someone bring you a wig and put it on, fall asleep facing away from the door, confuse the shit out of a nurse

3.) have someone bring you a wig and put it on, fall asleep facing away from the door, confuse the shit out of a nurse

4.) euthanize old people
Jul 16 2011 12:32PM
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wait.what
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 529
When I was in the hospital for 3 days I was so hopped up on painkillers all I did was ask for Popsicles and thought it was hilarious.
Jul 16 2011 1:58PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
bed goes up, bed goes down, bed goes up, bed goes down
Jul 16 2011 2:44PM
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crab_pretzel
Posts: 3919 - Karma: 622
thankyou for entertainment for the last hour
Jul 16 2011 3:49PM
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541
Posts: 506 - Karma: 45
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Jul 16 2011 3:53PM
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1337
Posts: 31063 - Karma: 29,378
greatness
Jul 16 2011 3:56PM
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dreadyboy
Posts: 2306 - Karma: 34
http://www.addictinggames.com/action-games/ngame.jsp
try and beat every level

and get someones credit card and start a free netflix trial
Jul 16 2011 5:31PM
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