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I'm in a girls phone as ECB

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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
She is from Kalamazoo, MI. Which NSer did this? Is she hot? Should I call her back?
Jul 15 2011 12:28AM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,346
you're nothing more than a fat, 20 something craving attention from tweens on the internet. get over yourself and do something constructive with your time.


and i have zero desire to be a mod. i already get more than enough annoying PM's as it is.
Jul 15 2011 10:25PM
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.Ian.
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 72
I know I personally would definitely only send nice messages! Haha I'm one of the happiest people ever, I would never try to make someone else unhappy!! It's just you can't trust everyone out there though.

If I can somehow get in trouble by NS for this I think I'll skip out though. I don't wanna get banned or anything shitty like that.
Jul 15 2011 10:27PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
20 something is right, the rest is wrong.

Look at post count, mine versus yours. I'm craving attention? And fat? Last year I was chunky, now I'm actually in really good shape, sort of looking like a bro. If you don't believe me I'll skype with you and get naked so you can see my whole body. Look in my profile for my skype address. I'm serious, if you are over 18 I'll show all of my body. And do something constructive with my time.......I work 40 hours a week at a job that takes 1 hour to get to and 1 hour to get from, am taking a full time summer course load for college so I can graduate early, go for a 3-8 mile run daily, and whenever I have free time I am working on my pilot license. But enough about me, what do you do that is constructive?

But you are right, I'm fat, and I crave attention from tweens on the internet. You know what, in the court of law you just cyber bullied me, you should be punished. But wait, I don't give a shit.


And for anyone else that doesn't like me, I don't care. Seriously, NS is a great place to have some fun, watch some funny video's and have some funny times, and it's even a great place to buy stuff, learn about skiing and whatnot, but then some people just want to be lame. There's no other word for it but lame.


This is my rant and I am ECB, a fat 20 something year old that just wants your attention because I crave attention and am doing nothing with my life. Someone please help me.
Jul 15 2011 10:33PM
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chuck_testa
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 52
This convinced me that you are the fucking weirdest and most epic nser of all time. that is all.
Jul 15 2011 10:34PM
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.Ian.
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 72
Look man, I know one thing... If you wanna talk to someone fat talk to me!! Trust me.
Jul 15 2011 10:35PM
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MrChevyCelebrity
Posts: 509 - Karma: 406
OHMIGOD... It's big spences girlfriend. And he takes it up the ass from the horse in little miss piggy's profile pic.
Jul 15 2011 10:36PM
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[legit]
Posts: 73 - Karma: 122
pee in her butt

Jul 15 2011 10:39PM
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Big_Spence
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wow, i feel so lame for trying to convince a whole bunch of nerds from invading a girls privacy and putting her safety at risk.

just a fucking debbie downer right here.
Jul 15 2011 10:45PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Jul 15 2011 10:48PM
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Big_Spence
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Jul 15 2011 10:50PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Jul 15 2011 10:52PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,346
Jul 15 2011 10:53PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Jul 15 2011 10:55PM
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304NordMan
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 525
Holy fuck!!!! This is awesome!!!!!
Jul 15 2011 10:59PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,346
hahaha i don't think there is a video on youtube that could adequately respond to that.


only reason i appear butt hurt about this is recently a friend of mine got her information and some (non nude)photos posted on 4chan by her asshole ex boyfriend. not only did she get some super creepy texts/calls/fb shit, but she also got some dead animal shipped to her house...
now i know that all of you NS members are way better than that, but i also realize that this is the internet and things can escalate extremely rapidly. just mind your P's and Q's a bit guys, that's all i'm asking.
Jul 15 2011 11:01PM
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blackmamba.
Posts: 969 - Karma: 56
done.
Jul 15 2011 11:02PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
respectable post is respectable.

first off, she did call me and woke me up during the middle of the night.

secondly, i am not posting her number, i am telling only select members it to text her, as long as they agree to only text her that one night saying either a joke, or something funny.

i hope no harm will be done, if you want to send dead animals, ill take them for bonedeth (a bike party happening at my house) PM me for my address.

And I will NOT post her number on 4chan. That is wrong. I never go on 4chan ever since I found nudes of selena. my baby. fuck that site hard. Selena is mine.
Jul 15 2011 11:06PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
STOP POSTING, NO ONE WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOU ANYMORE
Jul 15 2011 11:06PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
I HAVE A GREAT IDEA. We decide on a like 3 sentences. then each person who wants in gets assigned a word from those sentences and we somehow time it so that each persons text is sent out in order of how the words fit together so it is a sentence spelled out from like 50 different ohone numbers. That would freak me the fuck out even if the sentence was like "I like rainbow colored ballons"
Jul 15 2011 11:10PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
That is actually a really good idea. AND IT WONT HARM ANYONE.

Maybe the sentence can be something like a joke, one from anti-joke?
Jul 15 2011 11:19PM
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Lax_Bro40
Posts: 5166 - Karma: 18
i like you.
Jul 15 2011 11:36PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Wrong. There is. Then after this there is nothing.


Jul 16 2011 12:11AM
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StreetsOfRage
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 4
Threads/ first page!
Jul 16 2011 12:17AM
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StreetsOfRage
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yea jk, im high sorry.
Jul 16 2011 12:17AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
APOLOGIZING IS NOT ALLOWED IN MY THREADS!

Jul 16 2011 12:20AM
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Lax_Bro40
Posts: 5166 - Karma: 18
i like you
Jul 16 2011 12:22AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
i like you too :)
Jul 16 2011 12:29AM
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Lax_Bro40
Posts: 5166 - Karma: 18
Yay i have a new friend!! wnana come over and watch lion king and make smores?
Jul 16 2011 12:31AM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
Come on NS we need suggjestions. Mine is text her all the lyrics from Friday or something to the manner of "NExt time you see a police man eating a banana kick him in the genitals then tell him to stop wasting your tax dollars on his erotic fruit fantasies. Thats right EROTIC FRUIT FANTASIES.
Jul 16 2011 12:32AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Only if you can tuck me in after? Lion King gives me bad dreams, I usually wake up fisting my ass after watching simba
Jul 16 2011 12:37AM
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JustDidIt
Posts: 2194 - Karma: 160
i still think we need more pictures to decide the rating of this girl
Jul 16 2011 12:38AM
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Lax_Bro40
Posts: 5166 - Karma: 18
if i tuck you in then we cant snuggle?
Jul 16 2011 12:50AM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
fuck that word of a sentence bs. you should rick roll her or something, have everyone send a simple link, picture, text. i dont know. but a sentence...seriously? it wouldnt work
Jul 16 2011 1:01AM
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navierSTOKED
Posts: 858 - Karma: 33
send her photos of your dogs
Jul 16 2011 1:05AM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 461
is she left or right in the profile picture? because the one on the right isn't too bad..
Jul 16 2011 1:09AM
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StreetsOfRage
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 4
HEY GUESS WHAT, FUCK YOU I AM NOT SORRY <3 N/H
Jul 16 2011 1:50AM
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Boooshank
Posts: 1650 - Karma: 160
O fuck, I laughed!!
Jul 16 2011 4:16AM
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Mr_pretzel
Posts: 4616 - Karma: 1,290
You are officially the coolest nser of all time.

Do you by chance ski alot?

Jul 16 2011 11:59AM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
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Jul 16 2011 12:24PM
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.frenchy
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hahahahahah jesus, so well played. +k for major lolz

Jul 16 2011 2:33PM
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JWoods
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 2,635
1st page /claim
hopefully
Jul 16 2011 8:29PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
I actually don't ski alot, skiing an alot would be cruel (remember the alot thread!?)

But I do ski, but not a lot, I'm busy. Next winter I think I'm going to Ecuador to plant trees and restore this mangrove for a few weeks, so I'll be lucky to get 20 days in....
Jul 16 2011 8:43PM
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
I'm so confused in this thread.
Jul 18 2011 8:19AM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
you get it in yet?
Jul 22 2011 9:44PM
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kamron_708
Posts: 944 - Karma: 1,129
You caps lock yet?? And ecb, use my sisters # for another interesting thread.
Aug 16 2011 8:20AM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
You're in my phone as ECB.....
Aug 16 2011 8:21AM
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marsh.
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 1,403
threadz for epicness
Aug 16 2011 10:34AM
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