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What's your best pickup line?

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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
How do you pick up guys/girls?
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
Wanna party? Whats up whats up!
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andrewmac1
Posts: 26 - Karma: 10
My best picture is from the smallville episodes where tom is standing with lana . It's a beautiful picture !!
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Mavrck
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 27
hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha.
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.Blake.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 38
Whats up baby, can I get your myspace name?
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,416
"this is hilarious watching all these guys trying to pick you up"
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 373
my pickup is my pickup line. ;)
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
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PeeDuBzz
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 134
hahahah thats too good...


... girls are fuckin stupid
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Juice.Doctor
Posts: 2791 - Karma: 293
hahahaha i lost
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254

Is your ass made of bread?

cause id stick my meat inside to make a sandwich

OR

is your ass made of bread?

cause id stick it in soup and make it really soggy. can i have your number?

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AngusM
Posts: 696 - Karma: 148
Hey honey if yo vagina was an apple, could I take a bite?

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TaranItUp
Posts: 1313 - Karma: 802
Do you work at subway? Because I have a footlong for you.
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,678
Does this napkin smell like chloroform?
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SenditSerg
Posts: 273 - Karma: 144
Hey that shirt is very becoming on you... If I was that shirt I would be coming on you too.
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
holy not funny anymore repost batman
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
girls pick ME up
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plaire
Posts: 161 - Karma: 29
rape is always a good option
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jeR.
Posts: 1325 - Karma: 58
like a charm. also hitting on a girl than hooking up with a different girl in front of her. jealousy is key.
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
YO BITCH I WANNA FUCK YOU.

Seems to do the job.
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,678
holy not normal anymore jon you have aids
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,398

Do you like pie?

I'll show you my banana cream

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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
****Correction***

"I don't know much about pie, but you could make my banana cream."
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eight6ohsfinest
Posts: 19 - Karma: 11
not a big pick up line guy, but if her having a boyfriend comes up in the conversation i let her know that im not a jealous guy.
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,398
Yea I forgot the line haha.. thanks
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
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Mavrck
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 27
"..EYYOOO BITCH!" -kat williams
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kstanz
Posts: 3058 - Karma: 477
Can I Tap Dat ?

Works 99.9% of the time
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Poikenz
Posts: 1521 - Karma: 4,190
That's what most people are saying. I guess that women have drastically lowered their standards.
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Ly_Dia
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-Wanna fuck?
-No, I have a boyfriend...
-Cool I have a goldfish
-What?
-Oh sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter...
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steeze-free_lee
Posts: 295 - Karma: 28
haha 10/10 good sir
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[tk]
Posts: 3863 - Karma: 1,906
if your eyes were any browner i'd be lost in a pile of shit...
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party... The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?
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binturong-qwerty
Posts: 1506 - Karma: 146
Are you a trashcan?



































cuz I wanna put my junk in you
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binturong-qwerty
Posts: 1506 - Karma: 146
Are you a trashcan?



































cuz I wanna put my junk in you
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kstanz
Posts: 3058 - Karma: 477
Oh i use it on guys hahaha
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lill_sominsomin
Posts: 131 - Karma: 319
can i sig this?
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
Damn these are so funny
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Poikenz
Posts: 1521 - Karma: 4,190
Oh well then clearly it is perfectly fine and guy's standards haven't changed at all.
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Doug.
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jhackbeez
Posts: 2136 - Karma: 258
You know how i know we are going to have sex later? "how?" Because im stronger than you
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alexat955
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tricky
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theabortionator
Posts: 52404 - Karma: 171,598
What's your view point on rape?
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Toasty.
Posts: 6198 - Karma: 2,341
can we come? is there gonna be more hot snatch like you their? Do you have a phone number?
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hippystinx
Posts: 937 - Karma: 171
i am suprised tl isnt here yet..his go to
want to make out
i have seen it work several times
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bnewbs6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,463
Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cause i see myself in your pants.


Can i touch your belly button? From the inside...?
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skiingute
Posts: 630 - Karma: 15

You look adorable/cute/fun etc.. I had to meet you - pretty much always allows for a conversation to start and from there on it's yours to fuck up

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[creative]
Posts: 540 - Karma: 149
well obviously... your always off saving a princess
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254
hey, how do you like your eggs? scrambled or fertilized?
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murdo
Posts: 148 - Karma: 63
names harry hughes.....mates call me hughsey.....but you can call me later (qoute: Harry hughes)
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TACO-DOG.exe
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