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What's your best pickup line?

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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
How do you pick up guys/girls?
Jul 14 2011 8:51PM
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Z-Juice
Posts: 3151 - Karma: 1,504
not a pick up line, just a clever pun
Jul 14 2011 11:31PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,264
that make girls wanna suk mah dik
Jul 14 2011 11:33PM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
Do you work at Pizza Hut? Cause you just gave me a boner.
Jul 14 2011 11:42PM
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Lax_Bro40
Posts: 5166 - Karma: 18
actually* for starters. And no you didnt your a lying sack of dog shit.
Jul 14 2011 11:49PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
Do you work at subway, caus u just gave me a FOOTLONG! ahahahahaa get it cuz subway liek sellz footlong subzzzz
Jul 14 2011 11:49PM
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Simon.k
Posts: 918 - Karma: 1,053
look at the first page bro...
Jul 15 2011 12:01AM
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Steezyiott
Posts: 474 - Karma: 440

YES! +k for you good sir

"i fucking hate snow, its the worst invention since Nazi's...and i dont like Nazi's"

Jul 15 2011 12:04AM
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Juice.Doctor
Posts: 2791 - Karma: 293
Hey,

I'm hard ;)
Jul 15 2011 12:07AM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
Dammit
Jul 15 2011 12:11AM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
You're beautiful, works everytime. Just have to pick the girls who don't have an unreasonably high self esteem.
Jul 15 2011 12:14AM
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LDV
Posts: 516 - Karma: 25
I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Thank you.
Jul 15 2011 12:27AM
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.tenderman
Posts: 124 - Karma: 11
get on yo knees bitch
Jul 29 2011 11:12PM
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250r
Posts: 2276 - Karma: 1,013
"have you ever tried mdma before?"







haha god...so bad but so true
Jul 29 2011 11:24PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
Put lots of skittles in your mouth and go up to a girl and say, "Hey baby wanna taste the rainbow?"
Jul 29 2011 11:29PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
http://www.dirtypickups.com/
Jul 29 2011 11:37PM
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
Hahahah Jamal Smith!
Jul 29 2011 11:40PM
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ABdrummer
Posts: 533 - Karma: 673
http://sharetherainbows.com/
Jul 29 2011 11:45PM
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ABdrummer
Posts: 533 - Karma: 673
Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat. Usually works
Jul 29 2011 11:46PM
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B-WASS
Posts: 805 - Karma: 285
well if it works on your cousin it will work for anyone..
Jul 29 2011 11:48PM
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LeadThug420
Posts: 869 - Karma: 26

Looking at you chronoboosts my extended thermal lance. 

I hope somebody understands that.

Jul 29 2011 11:48PM
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kamron_708
Posts: 944 - Karma: 1,129
My dick died, can i bury it in your ass. If that doesnt work, it turns into: suck my dick now
Jul 29 2011 11:49PM
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nolaan
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 3,684
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van

Jul 29 2011 11:50PM
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mnfreeskier
Posts: 939 - Karma: 69
hahahahahaha +k
Jul 30 2011 12:02AM
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,257
are you a pokemon? cause i wanna peek-at-chu
Jul 30 2011 12:05AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
Jul 30 2011 12:19AM
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egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,477
girl is there a mirror inbetween your legs cause i can totally see my self in them.
Jul 30 2011 12:23AM
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hokkanee
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 435
Me: do you know karate?
Her: uh, no
Me: Good
Jul 30 2011 12:27AM
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Dlud
Posts: 938 - Karma: 544
I don't know why it says ruffies on it. Its just crystal light
Jul 30 2011 12:32AM
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Poikenz
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 3,815
I like to think outside the box but I would rather be in yours. It needs to be strategically placed in a conversation for it to work but when it works, it works.
Jul 30 2011 12:40AM
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250r
Posts: 2276 - Karma: 1,013
do you even know what a roofy is?
Jul 30 2011 12:48AM
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Utard
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 305
Hi, I'm Andy. Seriously that shit works way better than any bogus 'line' out there.
Jul 30 2011 12:58AM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
hey do you kniw what they call girls that can run faster than me? virgins.
Jul 30 2011 1:00AM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
oh hey, im not really this tall, im just sitting on my wallet.
Jul 30 2011 1:03AM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
hey girl how bout we play army, time to get down on our knees and blow the shit out of eachother.
Jul 30 2011 1:08AM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
FUUUUUUUUUUU this is my line.

I usually switch it up and go with the classic. "Nice ankles wanna fuck?"

commas? nah fuck that
Jul 30 2011 1:11AM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,009
This got me.

LOL'D SO HARD
Jul 30 2011 1:12AM
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awelton
Posts: 134 - Karma: 123
so good!
Jul 30 2011 1:59AM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
your 12. i doubt you van even cum yet :) have fun bustin' blanks in your girls mouth :) haha wuv you
Jul 30 2011 2:14AM
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Sam.Carson
Posts: 2884 - Karma: 33
hey does this napkin smell like chloroform... just kidding. Hi my name is "425McNasty"
Jul 30 2011 2:16AM
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Poikenz
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 3,815
Well since you went with that route maybe you should try out the ever popular "don't let this rape turn into a murder".
Jul 31 2011 9:36PM
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caliskigirl
Posts: 393 - Karma: 67
Yes
Aug 1 2011 12:01AM
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Dirtyyy
Posts: 206 - Karma: 55
I just show her my NSers username
Aug 1 2011 12:09AM
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Steezy_IN_KC
Posts: 2033 - Karma: 1,607
me: Do you know what the word of the day is?
her: no...
me: well its legs, so why don't we go back to my place and help spread the word.
Aug 1 2011 12:12AM
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Departmentsaur
Posts: 277 - Karma: 28
If I asked if you wanted to fuck me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer tho this one?
Aug 1 2011 12:14AM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
I'm gay, will you sleep with me?
Works surprisingly well on chicks, never really wanted to try it with a dude...
Aug 1 2011 12:16AM
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hockeyplayer
Posts: 291 - Karma: 6
this thread = win

Do you come here often? Because I'm about to come here right now.

I got the F-C-K. All I need is U.
Aug 1 2011 12:35AM
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.R-Lohin
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 117
I dont use pick up lines thats so cheesy. Its called skill
Aug 1 2011 2:27AM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,663
LOL!



Mine: Wanna taste my gag-pole?
Aug 1 2011 3:42AM
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snowflexzone
Posts: 200 - Karma: 18
just tell them you write soulful indie music
bitches love soulful musicians /claim
Aug 1 2011 3:44AM
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Doug.
Posts: 2236 - Karma: 457
I just say my name.. And there down.
who needs pick up lines

/end drunken posting on NS
Aug 1 2011 5:11AM
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