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What's your best pickup line?

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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
How do you pick up guys/girls?
Jul 14 2011 8:51PM
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LittleFoot
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 57
Hey there how are things?
Jul 14 2011 8:51PM
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Anti_Steeze
Posts: 1465 - Karma: 81
hi there, how are things?
Jul 14 2011 8:51PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
LETS FUCK!
Jul 14 2011 8:52PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
can i tap dat
Jul 14 2011 8:53PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
Does this napkin smell like Chloroform?
Jul 14 2011 8:53PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,264
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
Jul 14 2011 8:53PM
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MrPantyDropper
Posts: 5016 - Karma: 65
I dont speak..Just allow them to flock, then chose the one I want.

After that I usually take her back to my room, throat fuck the shit outta them..After Im done shoving my dick down her throat I ask her where she lives. After she tells me I procede to tell her Im getting mcdonalds breakfast, drop her off, then actually get mcdonalds breakfast. Then sleep in my bed alone. Glorious.
Jul 14 2011 8:53PM
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LittleFoot
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 57
sweet dude, we have almost the exact same pick up line except mines the butchered version
Jul 14 2011 8:54PM
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PurpleDino
Posts: 1513 - Karma: 483
I always love when that trailer comes up on on demand
Jul 14 2011 8:54PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
I do not find pick up lines to be the best approach to picking up women.
Jul 14 2011 8:55PM
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Wolffy
Posts: 949 - Karma: 131
Want to know how I know we are having sex tonight ?









I am stronger than you.
Jul 14 2011 8:58PM
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General_Ripper
Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189
Me: Hey wanna get pizza and fuck?
Her: No way
Me: What you dont like pizza?
Her: hahahaha

works all the time 60% of the time
Jul 14 2011 8:59PM
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yes.
Posts: 467 - Karma: 59
fuck me if im wrong.... but do i know you?


or


are you a speeding ticket... cause you got fine written all over you
Jul 14 2011 9:00PM
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dat_ski_dude
Posts: 554 - Karma: 15

i wait until we look each other in the eyes for a few seconds and say "whoa, let me get a map before i get lost in your eyes".

it usually at least gets a little laugh. ice broken

Jul 14 2011 9:03PM
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MrPantyDropper
Posts: 5016 - Karma: 65
ok so i chilled with this girl once and really didnt give a fuck bout her just wanted to fuck...

i hit her up and said steak blunt blowjob?
i got everything but the steak, so id say i made out pretty well.
Jul 14 2011 9:04PM
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Jabe
Posts: 567 - Karma: 240
"can i rape you?"
Jul 14 2011 9:05PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
I noticed your pretty beautiful, im not too bad myself.
Jul 14 2011 9:09PM
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Clevinger
Posts: 394 - Karma: 8
There was a guy at my school who would start pretty much any conversation with "Listen, darling, I've got a nine inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears."

If he was feeling fancy he'd break out the old "Wanna go see what's in the other room? I bet it's my dick."

He was not a popular man.
Jul 14 2011 9:14PM
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AOTEAROA
Posts: 2216 - Karma: 15
i like this
Jul 14 2011 9:15PM
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californiagrown
Posts: 9794 - Karma: 2,014
how many bones are in your body? would you like one more?


Jul 14 2011 9:36PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Jul 14 2011 9:37PM
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leeum.
Posts: 352 - Karma: 61
"are you irish?"


"yeah why?"


"cause when i look at you my penis is dublin"
Jul 14 2011 9:42PM
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Lax_Bro40
Posts: 5166 - Karma: 18
I dont need pickup lines. Just the promise she can wear my team dryfit or summer team mesh shorts for the walk of shame is all i need.
Jul 14 2011 9:47PM
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BROSEIDON
Posts: 3702 - Karma: 1,495
The word of the day today is legs. Wanna go back to my place and spread the word?
Jul 14 2011 9:51PM
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Kratotalaga
Posts: 347 - Karma: 22

hey,  wanna go to my place and do some lines, if she agrees have her do the second one off your dick, and tell her she has to take the numbie

Jul 14 2011 9:52PM
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Sulli
Posts: 324 - Karma: 27
thats pretty fucked
Jul 14 2011 9:54PM
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LittleFoot
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 57
It's a little chilly in here. can I borrow your legs to use as earmuffs?
Jul 14 2011 9:55PM
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californiagrown
Posts: 9794 - Karma: 2,014
bitches love coke. coked out bitches love dick. i have a dick and love bitches. Seems like a pretty solid idea to me!
Jul 14 2011 10:04PM
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sndyrvr
Posts: 684 - Karma: 119
Hahaha
Jul 14 2011 10:07PM
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rtav
Posts: 227 - Karma: 90
Can I please sig this?

Jul 14 2011 10:07PM
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Simon.k
Posts: 918 - Karma: 1,053
girl do you work at subway?...cause you just gave me a footlong.
Jul 14 2011 10:10PM
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Huckley
Posts: 133 - Karma: 11
haha sounds like this one has worked for you before
Jul 14 2011 10:11PM
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awelton
Posts: 134 - Karma: 123
my buddy asked this Brazilian exchange student how much a polar bear weighs and she replied.." I dont knoww... ten?"

long story short.. he got to play with her boobs that night
Jul 14 2011 10:14PM
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Huckley
Posts: 133 - Karma: 11
you have the whitest teeth ive ever come across
Jul 14 2011 10:14PM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
Winner
Jul 14 2011 10:15PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
"Hey"

Then i show her my penis

Then i say "start sucking or this gun in my other hand will shoot your head"

Works every time
Jul 14 2011 10:16PM
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prometheusprime
Posts: 735 - Karma: 677
it's not going to suck itself
Jul 14 2011 10:20PM
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chuck_testa
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 52
Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
and
I'm sorry I was so rude before but it's difficult for me to express myself when I am on the verge of exploding in my pants.
Jul 14 2011 10:29PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
Hahahahahah
Jul 14 2011 10:30PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
I don't need a pick up line because I have....

SEX PANTHER!

And it works 60% of the time, everytime.
Jul 14 2011 10:32PM
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Rolfe
Posts: 357 - Karma: 20
whats da deal honey buns, yall like pop tarts
Jul 14 2011 10:33PM
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Newschooleri.
Posts: 396 - Karma: 554
https://newschoolers.com/ns3/web/popups/viewimage.php?media=http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/member/pictures/13104216488127.png
This
Jul 14 2011 10:34PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
hey cutie, whats happening?
Jul 14 2011 10:34PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
her: why are you smiling at me like that you creep?
me: cause im picturing shoving a popsicle up your butt and drinking it as it melts out
her:in the mens room or the ladies?
Jul 14 2011 10:36PM
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wafflepirate
Posts: 338 - Karma: 17
Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?
Jul 14 2011 10:37PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
yes ECB, you're very normal.
Jul 14 2011 10:40PM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
you know about those crop circles??

yea why??

i made those. come with me.
Jul 14 2011 10:41PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
but see the gun is actually a squirt gun so when she gets done sucking me i shoot her. twice. (get it?)

then she will get mad i shot her with not only the gun and prolly call the cops, in which case i keep my mask on and run
Jul 14 2011 10:43PM
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BIGben*
Posts: 1942 - Karma: 8
I have acculy done this and it worked. +k
Jul 14 2011 10:45PM
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awelton
Posts: 134 - Karma: 123
thats so hotttttttt. wanna hangout
Jul 14 2011 10:53PM
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