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Henrik Harlaut: the mystery explained

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cultrara
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After scanning and analyzing several pictures taken of edollo using an ionizing crossfield lens, researchers discovered a  tumor-like mass that explains the skiers stance which is described as "utterly retarded"


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doctors have stated that the mass is non-fatal and some how does not affect harlauts performance
Jul 14 2011 5:28PM
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JDUB28
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you have a tendency to make outrageously awesome threads in ski gabber...
Jul 14 2011 5:30PM
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Imagination
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I see...
Jul 14 2011 5:31PM
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JaayLaay
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hasn't this been posted..?
Jul 14 2011 5:32PM
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yeahno
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lolmarslandlol
Jul 14 2011 5:33PM
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buttplug69
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Ya this has definately been previously posted. WTF Marsland?
Jul 14 2011 5:34PM
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I.B
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EVERYONE I FOUND MARSLAND
Jul 14 2011 5:34PM
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Shark.
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this is a repost i know it
Jul 14 2011 5:34PM
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JibbaTheHutt
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marsland knows whats up!
Jul 14 2011 5:35PM
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JibbaTheHutt
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marsland knows whats up!
Jul 14 2011 5:35PM
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cultrara
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I made the discovery while under a ban so I posted it under an alternative account, the thread was promptly deleted because the mass was incorrectly labeled as cancer, which was untrue.
Jul 14 2011 5:36PM
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nolan.
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i lost.
Jul 14 2011 5:41PM
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Blurst
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hahaha thats awesome.
Jul 14 2011 5:41PM
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lukemeahan.
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Oh. You are just so funny...
Jul 14 2011 5:53PM
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I.B
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Henrik Harlaut is the missing member

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Jul 14 2011 5:53PM
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I.B
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Henrik Harlaut is the missing member

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Jul 14 2011 5:53PM
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TheClap.
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red one was the best
Jul 14 2011 6:03PM
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zulis
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No Mikey was the best
Jul 14 2011 6:15PM
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Imagination
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Nah, I think you're forgetting that the purps is DANK
Jul 14 2011 6:18PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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ya you just jacked a kids idea hard and he did it better
Jul 14 2011 6:32PM
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ryan.c
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are you sure his clothes just arent WAAAAAAY too big?
Jul 14 2011 6:32PM
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I.B
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Yes, i'm sure.

He's a turtle
Jul 14 2011 6:39PM
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PeteyWykes
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Already posted as: Henrik Harlaut has cancer
Jul 14 2011 6:43PM
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skiingpimp
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I heard this cancer can be cured with a reverse C section and a chemotherapy binge of IV four loco.
Jul 14 2011 6:50PM
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Inline.
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Holy shit I see it now!
Jul 14 2011 6:56PM
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Elg
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possibly wearing... a backpack? under his hoodie?
Jul 14 2011 7:08PM
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yes.
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hunch?
Jul 14 2011 7:44PM
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The_Beekeeper
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and I lost.
Jul 14 2011 8:28PM
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cultrara
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you didnt read the thread, i made both, the first got deleted
Jul 14 2011 8:33PM
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Ryley*
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roflolmao
Jul 14 2011 9:10PM
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basedjase
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I love the guy's stance next to Henrik in the second picture.
Jul 14 2011 9:16PM
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skichicky3
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The OP isn't THE Dylan Marsland, just an imposter. Marshland will always be a pinkname
Jul 14 2011 11:08PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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yup, totally stole some other kids idea
Jul 14 2011 11:19PM
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chuck_testa
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i lold at the name change 4 days ago. nice try.
Jul 14 2011 11:25PM
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crab_pretzel
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its correct classification is a BENIGN GROWTH. get it right
Jul 14 2011 11:28PM
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wesley.
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rethreads because it was made again!
Jul 14 2011 11:44PM
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Z-Juice
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also Henrik's stance in all of the pictures
Jul 15 2011 12:11AM
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TheHamburglar
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I heard marsland was hangin' on back there
Jul 15 2011 12:22AM
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beowulf
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in before edollo
Jul 15 2011 12:41AM
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cultrara
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yeah i changed it for this thread for a joke with big_spence




Jul 15 2011 12:50AM
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cultrara
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dub post but i am the other kid
Jul 15 2011 12:51AM
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sagesnow
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first page
Jul 15 2011 12:54AM
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razors-chaz
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I thought this after watching turbo last night and the windells seg where he looks like the michelin man in his G suit.
Jul 15 2011 1:54AM
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zagfan5
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yup, a tumor called his ass......
Jul 15 2011 2:08AM
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p-fo
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Most of a page of posts in and still no Marsland jokes?
Jul 15 2011 2:17AM
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whoa-dere
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the lump is marsland..
Jul 15 2011 2:28AM
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razors-chaz
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Jul 16 2011 11:30AM
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*Dos*Planker*
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Jul 16 2011 12:31PM
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Algebra
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mad nice meh
Jul 16 2011 8:51PM
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garygohard
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HE'S A TURTLE
Jul 17 2011 1:14AM
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rickroller
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it helps him get blunted
Jul 17 2011 1:19AM
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