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Am I the Oldest Virgin on NS?

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buttplug69
Posts: 91 - Karma: 6
Alright so I am 27 years old and have never felt the soft touch of a woman on my body. I really hope that I am not the oldest one because that would be extremely embarassing so please Ns tell me there is someone around my age who is still a Virgin.
Jul 14 2011 12:57PM
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COrider
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Jul 15 2011 12:41PM
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grown-ninja
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 175
honestly go to amsterdam, bing bang boom get it done...them again it might be bad setting youre bar that high because lets be honest youre (not just you all of us) not gona get with a girl that attractive ever again,
Jul 15 2011 2:32PM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
here you go

Jul 15 2011 2:36PM
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wasatch_rat
Posts: 1772 - Karma: 2,952
do not do this. when the deed is done, you want a girl that you can hold in your arms and genuinely like, you don't wanna fork over some cash to a hooker. dude just talk to girls, and if the conversation is going well ask them to go to lunch/dinner/coffee/drinks or whatever seems fun. be nonchalant about it bc it really is not a big deal to get turned down, or accepted, for a first date. you don't have to go to nightclubs and pick up skanks to be with a woman (unless you want to, no judgement), the normal nice and decent ones enjoy sex too. just keep trying to hang out with women that you like as much as you can and it'll happen.

also, there really is no shame at your age in finding a relationship online, its how a big chunk (almost the majority) of marriages begin nowadays.
Jul 15 2011 2:50PM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
it really depends on how he jerks it... like in my case, i always get close to orgasm then hold off for a few seconds then keep going and it kinda 'resets'. this works up to a certain point. i have always been able to last long in bed, even my first time. I usually last 20-30 minutes
Jul 15 2011 3:06PM
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DaysToCome
Posts: 1601 - Karma: 86
claim
Jul 15 2011 4:22PM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
Just go gay man. I would have a relationship with a dude if it wasnt so gay. dudes are way cooler to spend time with. you never have to feel bad making them pay, you can say that shirt makes you look fat without getting the silent treatment. You dont have to always wait for them to go the bathroom or stop riding bc they are cold. You can call them a pussy for going inside bc its cold without getting smacked. No emotional bs just bromance.
Jul 15 2011 4:32PM
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Doug.
Posts: 2236 - Karma: 457
I lost mine when was 4
Jul 15 2011 4:48PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
Stewie Griffin: Women, Brian, what a royal pain in the ass. It's like, it's like why can't you just hang out with guys, you know, just live with someone of your own sex, just do what you do with women, but with your buddy. You know wha, why don't guys just do that?
Brian Griffin: They do. It's called being gay.
Stewie Griffin: Oh, is that what gay is? Oh, yeah. I could totally get into that.
Jul 15 2011 6:09PM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
I know someone that is 26 and a virgin.
Every time I see him I laugh at him a little inside.
It's so funny.
Jul 15 2011 6:45PM
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802Valley
Posts: 625 - Karma: 309
ahahahahahahahahah
Jul 15 2011 6:49PM
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ganja_enthusiast
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Jul 15 2011 7:03PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
well how old is eheath?
Jul 15 2011 7:09PM
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da435
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 358
epic thread.
Jul 15 2011 7:23PM
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Canadaski
Posts: 190 - Karma: 10
hahaha
Jul 15 2011 7:49PM
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Chilly.
Posts: 930 - Karma: 24
lolololol

But seriosly if you're not a troll just go to a club and ask some random bitch to leave with you then BAM
Jul 15 2011 7:55PM
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1337
Posts: 31059 - Karma: 29,314
laughing so hard at this hahahaha
Jul 15 2011 7:55PM
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LeadThug420
Posts: 869 - Karma: 26

I'm not reading this thread.

Just here to call troll.

Jul 15 2011 7:56PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
I am still a virgin and i plan to keep my virginity untill i can give to a really great girl who is acctualy worth it. I could have lost it like 3 time already but i chose not to. dont worry about it man some chica will come your way and you two will be happy and fuck constantly.
Jul 15 2011 7:58PM
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disastertourism
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Jul 15 2011 8:03PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
and i'm suure youre just getting laid left and right..
Jul 15 2011 8:05PM
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Chilly.
Posts: 930 - Karma: 24
That's what they all say...
Jul 15 2011 8:05PM
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1337
Posts: 31059 - Karma: 29,314
you're so hideous I wouldn't be surprised if it was you laughing at yourself
Jul 15 2011 8:05PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Jul 15 2011 8:17PM
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sbhr
Posts: 570 - Karma: 39
good shit
Jul 15 2011 8:20PM
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notadoctor
Posts: 408 - Karma: 661
it's cool op. I'm 20 and a virgin. I don't even like giving hugs.
Jul 15 2011 8:34PM
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BIGben*
Posts: 1942 - Karma: 8
Yeah suuure.
Jul 15 2011 8:44PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
hahaha, i remember that video. such awesome animation
Jul 15 2011 8:46PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 179
lol @ first page
Jul 15 2011 8:49PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
i am in this for teh lolz
Jul 15 2011 9:29PM
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wasatch_rat
Posts: 1772 - Karma: 2,952
HA. 10/10
Jul 15 2011 9:31PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
LIES gay men are retarded with the bitchyness
Jul 15 2011 10:12PM
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E.F.M.
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Jul 15 2011 10:31PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
That was so clever and original I almost pissed myself with laughter. Wait a minute...aren't you some scrawny ass 16 year old computer geek? Shut the fuck up and get off the bandwagon.






Anyway, to OP, if you're not a troll. Go to a bar, get some liquid courage in you (not too much, you need to be coherent) and just start talking to girls. Unless you're overly creepy or you're trying to hit on 11s, most girls will talk to you. Don't let the conversation drag on for too long and get awkward though. If you can tell she's not interested, move on. If she seems interested, keep the conversation going and try to get her number or something. The worst that can happen is she'll say no, but who cares, there's tons of girls at different bars and clubs every night, so keep talking to girls until you find one you like and seems to be into you. Just by going out there and talking to girls you'll hopefully build some confidence, and you'll learn the right and wrong things to say. Just fuckin go for it man.
Jul 15 2011 10:42PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Thanks for the insight, I'll be sure to keep it in mind. I was actually really hoping that it would get me internet points AND laid, but apparently not. Fuck. Who do I think I am? That one's easy. I'm the god damn Batman. Obviously, since I'm Batman, I'm not scrawny. Also, I'd rather defend "some dumb bitch" for no reason than mindlessly hate because some other preteens in another thread thought it was funny. It's completely undeserved and unnecessary. Lastly, Who the fuck are YOU, brah?
Jul 16 2011 12:42AM
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skier4life95
Posts: 1570 - Karma: 34

i feel bad for everyone that is still virgin at that age. lol

Jul 16 2011 1:52AM
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I.B
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Jul 16 2011 2:05AM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
Even if that was the case, I'm not a 26 year old virgin.
Jul 16 2011 7:31AM
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Stickerbrush
Posts: 363 - Karma: 22
Wow.. I don't know you and I don't know the other guy, but who cares if someone who's a bit older is still a virgin? Have some respect. It can be really depressing for some people because they don't look how they'd like to or suffer from social anxiety or because of any other reason and it kills their self esteem. With people like you, pointing and laughing at him, you're making it even more difficult for him then it already is.
Jul 16 2011 8:42AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
hey man im 21 a virgin too, my story is a little diff.

Really akward in jr high and highschool. finally got the gf, but she wanted to wait for sex and i respected that. so we waited 4 years later( which was 2 months ago) we broke up. so here i am 21 years later and still a virgin.
Jul 16 2011 10:00AM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
in his defense, those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, she didnt get called out for nothing
Jul 16 2011 2:38PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
oh and stop calling troll you homos
Jul 16 2011 2:38PM
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T.DUB
Posts: 343 - Karma: 36
its pretty cool when people go off on completely irrelevant tangents to defend themselves
Jul 16 2011 3:55PM
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Cannaburner
Posts: 1007 - Karma: 785
heres some advice go to a club theres plenty of women there looking to have a good time. just keep looking and be yourself. if you dont want to then fuck it. if you do get on that cause its niceee
Jul 16 2011 4:02PM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
Clearly you didn't read my post properly. I did not say I point and laugh at him.
I laugh inside, which means he is none the wiser.
Jul 16 2011 5:08PM
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jimmer
Posts: 3586 - Karma: 80
give skiierman a few more years
Jul 16 2011 5:14PM
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Orrin
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Jul 16 2011 7:15PM
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 63
OBVY TROLL NOMNOMNOM
Jul 16 2011 7:19PM
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blackmamba.
Posts: 969 - Karma: 56
confidence and alcohol do wonders my friend.
Jul 16 2011 7:20PM
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