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Am I the Oldest Virgin on NS?

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buttplug69
Posts: 91 - Karma: 6
Alright so I am 27 years old and have never felt the soft touch of a woman on my body. I really hope that I am not the oldest one because that would be extremely embarassing so please Ns tell me there is someone around my age who is still a Virgin.
Jul 14 2011 12:57PM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,353
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don't ever have sex its like this^^
Jul 14 2011 12:59PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
you've really gotta get on that pal. you've got no idea what you're missing out on
Jul 14 2011 1:00PM
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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
If there is anyone on here older than 27 who is still a virgin I doubt they'll admit it.
Jul 14 2011 1:01PM
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.Blake.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 38
No hate I'm just curious why you are a virgin still? Personal choice, religion, super ugly? Either way the seks is great you should think about throwing away that vcard for a membership card soon. Good luck!
Jul 14 2011 1:04PM
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wasatch_rat
Posts: 1772 - Karma: 2,952
dude quit worrying about the fact that your a virgin, really nobody cares as much as they act like they do. i thought i would achieve some new level of enlightenment after i lost it, but its really just another really fun part of life, you're no better or worse for having or not having had sex.

find a nice girl, be confident, be yourself, treat her right, and things will get all hot and heavy. good luck!
Jul 14 2011 1:04PM
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corona
Posts: 12803 - Karma: 32,817
inb4 Andy
Jul 14 2011 1:04PM
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Jonny7
Posts: 3309 - Karma: 76
It's not that of a big deal, remember, only God can judge you
Jul 14 2011 1:07PM
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TechnoPotamus
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thanks father jonny
Jul 14 2011 1:09PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
all that^

OP i have to ask, what is your reason? i really doubt whatever it is is as big a deal as you think. you know how many girls of every sort are out there?
Jul 14 2011 1:09PM
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Jonny7
Posts: 3309 - Karma: 76
woah
Jul 14 2011 1:10PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
I AM 16 AND I AM A VIRGIN BECAUSE I CANT BE BOTHERED WITH GIRLS. I JUST DONT LIKE TO HANG OUT WITH THEM, ANNOYING PEOPLE. BUT ONE DAY I'LL PUT SOME EFFORT INTO IT.
Jul 14 2011 1:20PM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
Suuuuuuuuuuuure. Thats why.
Jul 14 2011 1:22PM
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Pastie
Posts: 676 - Karma: 146
Want to know the best advice out there, Go gay, girls can be bitches
Jul 14 2011 1:24PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18224 - Karma: 12,348

i match this description too..

wanna have seckz?

Jul 14 2011 1:25PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Jul 14 2011 1:26PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14499 - Karma: 10,719
Hahahaha the funniest thing in this thread is Techno's huge post haha!

Don't worry about it man I'm sure your time will come soon. Haha I didn't mean for that to be a pun.
Jul 14 2011 1:26PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
YOU CAUGHT ME, ITS ACTUALLY BECAUSE MY PENIS LOOKS LIKE A GUMMY BEAR
Jul 14 2011 1:27PM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,353
Best advice i've ever seen on this site.
Jul 14 2011 1:27PM
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MN_Nice
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Jul 14 2011 1:29PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
haha in my defense i didn't think it would actually display that big
Jul 14 2011 1:31PM
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SkiTheYeast
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 391
i lost mine when i was 12
Jul 14 2011 1:33PM
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I.B
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Jul 14 2011 1:35PM
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tripnip
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 482
... let me guess your sisters friend
Jul 14 2011 1:42PM
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wafflepirate
Posts: 338 - Karma: 17
Click for larger image mfw that's me on a bad day.
Jul 14 2011 1:45PM
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541
Posts: 506 - Karma: 45
This.
Jul 14 2011 1:46PM
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RICK_ROSS
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Jul 14 2011 1:47PM
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RICK_ROSS
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Jul 14 2011 1:50PM
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1337
Posts: 31059 - Karma: 29,314
sucks for you, bro
Jul 14 2011 1:51PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
why would you make a thread about this? its like some kind of reverse claim thread
Jul 14 2011 1:59PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
WELL HE COULD HAVE FUCKED GUYS BY NOW TOO
Jul 14 2011 2:00PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
lolz
Jul 14 2011 2:04PM
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Poikenz
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 3,820
I semi-know a guy who lost it to a hooker. I don't really like him but apparently women are still willing to sleep with him even after knowing that fact which is kind of weird. Just saying that if anyone that I was interested in has paid for sex they are instantly crossed off the list of people I am interested in.
Jul 14 2011 2:10PM
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SkiTheYeast
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 391
correct!
Jul 14 2011 2:10PM
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BmoChop
Posts: 2071 - Karma: 96
I lost.
Jul 14 2011 2:18PM
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LukeTvich
Posts: 567 - Karma: 30
me to ha
Jul 14 2011 2:26PM
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little1337
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pronpronpronpron
Jul 14 2011 3:27PM
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qbehr
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 686
well what are you waiting for?
Jul 14 2011 3:46PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
Lying is bad for the soul.
Jul 14 2011 3:49PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
This thread is fuckin hysterical
Jul 14 2011 4:07PM
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cbeebzthasteeze
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 85
I thought I was strong, alas, I am weak. I lost.
Jul 14 2011 4:16PM
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I.B
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Jul 14 2011 4:20PM
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SKI.ING
Posts: 2695 - Karma: 2,535
This thread is amazing
Jul 14 2011 4:45PM
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I.B
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Jul 14 2011 5:28PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
I know an NS'er who lost it to a hooker in another country.
But op it sounds like you're puttin the pussy on a pedestal man.
Jul 14 2011 5:32PM
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buttplug69
Posts: 91 - Karma: 6
Just to clear everything up with everyone I am not a virgin by choice, it is a mix of a few things. I am not the best looking guy and have really low self confidence. I also worked really hard in university and never really went out. I had a really hard team meeting people especially girls. I have started going to some clubs but its pretty awks when I am by myself and dont have a wingman.

I think that I would be pretty good though because I jerk it like everday and stuff.
Jul 14 2011 5:33PM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
Can't tell if troll...

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Jul 14 2011 5:35PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
Hoowwww is that helpful again?
Jul 14 2011 5:37PM
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ShreddAZ
Posts: 2548 - Karma: 41
Hahaha
Jul 14 2011 5:37PM
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buttplug69
Posts: 91 - Karma: 6
I'm seriously not trolling.
Jul 14 2011 5:39PM
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