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Please Adhere to the Washington Ski Tourism Code of Conduct

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Scott29~
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That means you be sure to tell everyone Washington sucks and all it does is rain when you venture into the great wastes of the ski and non ski gabbers~

We're the only fuckin state without a tourism department (http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/12/us/12tourism.html?_r=1&ref=todayspaper). The message is stay the fuck out our state sucks. In fact we suck worse than south dakota and missouri and shit. So NS policy has become state policy. Adhere to it motherfuckers~
14 years ago
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rach
Posts: 917 - Karma: 507
1092975603478560198756029596350918561230k outerwear
14 years ago
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Mama.
Posts: 3066 - Karma: 2,607
psshhh i have 1092975603478560198756029596350918561231k outerwear
14 years ago
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,467
Rubber ftw!
14 years ago
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Blake.P
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i normally just use one of the rain suits that are meant for like emergency situations. you can get them at most hardware stores for like $50
14 years ago
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bakedpow
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Emergency situations like whether or not i should take that pillow line over there, or slay that pow field.
14 years ago
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cobra_commander
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I have one of the rubber army ponchos from the 1980s. That thing is awesome, stretched out between trees it will keep you dry in the heaviest of downpours. You can also make a raft out of it.
My poncho liner and fieldjacket liner are the two best things I own.

The field jacket liner will keep you nice and warm underneath your blouse when it is 29 degrees and raining. At night you stuff it into it's sleeve and you have a damn good pillow. Curl up between a couple poncho liners and you are good to go.

Alright, my MH -15 mummy is fucking amazing, but it doesnot have the security blanket effect of the poncho liner.
14 years ago
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PJS.
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i hereby nominate Derek_S for a minor rule violation in the "stevens record snow" thread
14 years ago
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Mama.
Posts: 3066 - Karma: 2,607
Regionals. Pshh
14 years ago
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bakedpow
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Good work scott holding up the code of conduct in the best snow in the world thread...
14 years ago
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GANDALF
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yeah that was seriously uncalled for
14 years ago
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BieberHole69
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 2,718
snowbombz has violated the code of conduct in the Urban Spots in Seattle WA thread, declaring that it snowed twice in Seattle last year. Idiot. Let the authorities take care of this please.
13 years ago
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division.bell
Posts: 2762 - Karma: 1,906
Shit storm brewing in this thread, someone should put a stop to it...paging Scott/Billy.

www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/650000/
13 years ago
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bakedpow
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This. But luckily with the help of some like minded individuals we corrected the situation.
13 years ago
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Bloc_chain
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any thread about snow in washington needs to be deleted and that member banned

The ski tourism code of conduct is not optional, follow it to the point or die a slow painful death
13 years ago
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BieberHole69
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that thread is getting out of control and some people need to figure out this code of conduct. OR ELSE.
13 years ago
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Blake.P
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its still going people. we need to get that orange name under control, he is fucking everything up
13 years ago
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
yeah that dude needs to get kicked in the nuts, acting like he's all ABOUT IT
13 years ago
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BieberHole69
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 2,718
violators left and right!

"Hey, the pnw is supposed to have one of the best winters in something like 30 years, so this might be our year...."

Are you fucking kidding me!?!?!
13 years ago
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family_vacation
Posts: 6200 - Karma: 7,840
Isak is fucking up.


We need to hold a council so we can determine what course of action we need to take. Would 30 floggings be suffiecient?
13 years ago
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
has he seen this thread? if its just ignorance, its one thing, but if he knows what he is doing, thats a problem
13 years ago
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division.bell
Posts: 2762 - Karma: 1,906
Ullr does require virgin sacrifices...
13 years ago
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
I pronounce skithedeep as one of our first sacrifices.
13 years ago
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Scott29~
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 62
The tribunal has determined that in the event of emergency situations open season will be declared on the  blasphemers~
13 years ago
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bakedpow
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How will the tribunal alert its lower followers about the misconduct of said individuals, and the consequences?
13 years ago
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p-fo
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Way to hold it down in there boys. A tense situation but we're holding our ground.
13 years ago
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jibnut
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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/650818/

btruzkz or whatever is getting dangerously close to dying.
13 years ago
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p-fo
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I say he gets a warning for half-assing it. He tried to go both ways and failed miserably.
13 years ago
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Mama.
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Someone needs to smack Ross upside the head with a well sharpened GS ski. Look at the urban thread.
13 years ago
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division.bell
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Damnit, beat me to it.

That thread needs to die.
13 years ago
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Mama.
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Fuggin Rime Knits SCREWING UP THE STATE.

Urgh.
13 years ago
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Mama.
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Washington Regionals Tourism Deparment TO THE FUCKING RESCUE.

WRTD? yes.
13 years ago
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p-fo
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Came here to post exactly this. People from around here should maybe look in our forum from time to time. If they did, they might know what was going on...
13 years ago
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Mama.
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I mean, its Ross Reid. He does what he wants.
13 years ago
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division.bell
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Yes!

You guys work quickly! 8 minute drive home from work plus a 2 minute stop for beer and I see the WRTD is already hard at work.

WRTD, just savin' the day and shit...no big deal.
13 years ago
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Mama.
Posts: 3066 - Karma: 2,607
I think we should all put it in our sigs to be NS trendwhores and stuff and make everyone think we are part of some exclusive club. I'm doing it. Fuck the haters.
13 years ago
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
Done I'm putting WSTCC-Respect your elders
13 years ago
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jibnut
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Doit
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division.bell
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Pardon my alcohol induced retardation, but what does WSTCC stand for?
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Scott29~
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 62
Clearly it stands for Washington Ski Tourism Code of Conduct~
13 years ago
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Blake.P
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Where did the respect your elders thing come from?
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division.bell
Posts: 2762 - Karma: 1,906
Clearly, I have had my fair share of alcoholic beverages. WSTCC it is.

Billy has been spending our hard earned tax dollars on a joyride helicopter tour of the Seattle metro area and surrounding eastside suburbs. For that, he deserves a round of applause.

America fuck yeah!

WSTCC 4 life yo!

13 years ago
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Mama.
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Donezo
13 years ago
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division.bell
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Work?
13 years ago
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jibnut
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It just sounds American
13 years ago
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cobra_commander
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Life lessons.

Good judgement comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgement.

Elders generally make good decisions because they have lots of experience from making lots of bad decisions. Listening to them can help keep you from making the same bad decisions they did, and instead make your own unique bad decisions. Thats how we make human progress.

So next time some one who is older trys to tell you not to do something, realize that it might be because they allready tried that, and it didn't work out to well.

Also there is a difference between being stupid and making bad decisions, making bad decisions is part of growing up, and usually involves lessons being reinforced with the natural occurrence of blunt force trauma (one of my favorite motivators in the world). Being stupid is thinking that the Occupy Wall Street movement had marett. I personally think it is awesome how it is imploding on itself, and the smarter ones among them (that's like being the smartest kid in the special olympics) are realizing how fucking stupid their ideas were. Reallity is starting to hit those camps pretty darn hard. /tangent
13 years ago
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bakedpow
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Did ya listen?
13 years ago
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Literature
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Question: WTF is up with the Alpental/Snoqualmie ads? I'm a bit confused as to how they ended up here, because Snoqualmie doesn't have much of an NS presence. And props to Rory for that shot he got.
13 years ago
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jibnut
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Obviously they're using pictures from some other state. It wouldn't snow that much here ever. ;)
13 years ago
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bakedpow
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Way to hold true.
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