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AT-ATI like payday because who doesn't.
I hate payday because I get robbed. 1000 in taxes, 1000, one thousand. Fuck you goberment.
yelselseriously. If I could bring home what I make before the ridiculous taxes, I'd be set.
MagWhat's the tax rate like over there? Everything included I'm paying just over 30% as a bartender.
.Hugo.Dog food lid
Granite_StateDildo of god
loganschnurAnybody else ever wonder why dog is God spelled backwards? Subliminal messaging?
yelselholy shit someone got shot half a block from my office a few mins ago and they havent found the shooter yet. security won't let any of us outside.
yelselholy shit someone got shot half a block from my office a few mins ago and they havent found the shooter yet. security won't let any of us outside.
omnidataPlot-twist: you are the gunman.
TheSeaCaptainSlightly scarier plot twist: The security guard is the gunman.
omnidataPlot-twist: you are the gunman.
yelselI'm more of a knife girl.
DingoSeanI'm more of a scissor guy.
yelselI'm sure the ladies dig that
yelselIt varies but I'm in NY. About half of my paycheck goes towards taxes.
louie.miragshalf??? Is that including your benefits and pension? 50%???? Mine is not that high...
louie.mirags^my biweekly check is 1854.17 pretax (salary) and they took 381.74 which is ~21%
I am looking at my paystub. I work in middletown, NY.
yelselmy b, that did not include my insurance. I have about $250 coming out pretaxed just for dental and health insurance
Profahoben_212Was creeping through in lady Gabber, and Caroline. Lives near me.
I thought I knew all the NS'ers near me....I am shocked
caroline.Say what?!
Profahoben_212Yeah! You said you were in the black hills!
I'm in rapid city! Where are you?
momsspaghettithat sounds about right...shame your employer doesn't pick up the tab tho
louie.mirags^my biweekly check is 1854.17 pretax (salary) and they took 381.74 which is ~21%
I am looking at my paystub. I work in middletown, NY.
omnidata*unzips dick*
DingoSeanYou have a zipper on your dick?
omnidataDon't you?
caroline.That I am, for another week until the work season ends.
Working in Newcastle and living in a Forest Service bunkhouse.
Newcastle is such a shithole, oh man....
DingoSeanMayo belongs on sushi - said only idiots ever.
yelselWHOA. Are you talking regular mayo or do you mean Kewpie for spicy mayo?! Regular mayo and sushi is a no-no.
DingoSeanHalf the sushi was covered in fucking mayo and/or spicy mayo/other mayoesque shit.
DingoSeanI mean any mayo period. I just went to the store and saw the sushi section. Half the sushi was covered in fucking mayo and/or spicy mayo/other mayoesque shit.
If you're going to put anything on sushi, a teriyaki or soy based sauce is legit all you need...
and if it's actual good sushi, you don't need any fucking thing.
DingoSeanMayo belongs on sushi - said only idiots ever.
omnidataA month or so ago me, my token gay fashion designer friend and the two top lezzer models I mentioned before were at a members only night at our favourite Dutch high-end department store (and only one left really). Just for this one evening their restaurant on the top floor had a special sushi x champagne deal. Naturally everyone got it (because we Dutch are a greedy bunch).
As we took our seats we noticed a penetrating foul scent from the table on our side, as if someone took a bath in Lynx. We all looked and our gaze was met by a middle-aged couple, man, desperately clinging on to the last few remaining hairs on his scalp matching the way that the buttons of his shirt were holding on for dear life as they were pulled apart by a corpulent rotund mass of lard occupying a vast expanse between his face and legs. The wife, a walking advertisement against the dangers of botox and dodgy Mexican face-lifts, her skin pulled as taut as a leather hide ready to be tanned, only instead of tannin it was plastered with a layer of cheap powder.
With a full restaurant we took our loss and our seats and continued our earlier unmentioned discussion about wether MMM's SS 2000 show was merely one nice creative idea lazily applied to almost every single piece or a spark of brilliance and bravery to apply it to an entire collection and waited for the sushi to arrive.
A few glasses of decent albeit uninspiring champagne later we noticed a grotesque spectacle coughed forth from the darkest depths of culinary hell unfold before our very eyes.
That big lardy blob of nouveau riche was drowning his sushi in condiments, now of course this isn't special, some people just love their soy and it may not be very proper but ultimately who cares if you are a bit liberal with the soy? This however wasn't soy, nor wasabi, or ginger, no, it was, hold on, ketchup, not just any ketchup, Heinz Curry ketchup.
Bloody philistine.
DingoSeanI mean any mayo period. I just went to the store and saw the sushi section. Half the sushi was covered in fucking mayo and/or spicy mayo/other mayoesque shit.
If you're going to put anything on sushi, a teriyaki or soy based sauce is legit all you need...
and if it's actual good sushi, you don't need any fucking thing.
snobunnyYeah mine is about 25% and that includes benefits.
omnidataThat big lardy blob of nouveau riche was drowning his sushi in condiments, now of course this isn't special, some people just love their soy and it may not be very proper but ultimately who cares if you are a bit liberal with the soy? This however wasn't soy, nor wasabi, or ginger, no, it was, hold on, ketchup, not just any ketchup, Heinz Curry ketchup.
Bloody philistine.
snobunnyits sriracha mayo
Profahoben_212Ouch...yeah I'm sorry! Newcastle absolutely blows. Rapid is 100x better.
The black hills are pretty awesome though. Never get bored.