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boozer
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Baby monkey riding on a pig, with a doughnut
Jul 12 2011 10:11PM
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.Hugo.
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I didnt think it would be but carrot top show was the funniest thing ive ever seen
Sep 21 2014 1:47AM
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Chewy.
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last_tangoIm calling for a beard off!


Between who?
Sep 21 2014 2:26AM
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.Rybak.
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Chewy.Between who?


Krotch and sean...
Sep 21 2014 2:28AM
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cbj
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Just banged my neighbor and she squirted on my favorite blanket... Fuck I'm upset, I'm not calling her back
Sep 21 2014 6:17AM
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Kakdeg
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Cant decide if I should get an Opinel today
Sep 21 2014 6:18AM
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.Rybak.
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cbjJust banged my neighbor and she squirted on my favorite blanket... Fuck I'm upset, I'm not calling her back


Theres this crazy new thing that people are doing called washing. Have you heard of it?
Sep 21 2014 9:09AM
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Chewy.
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.Rybak.Krotch and sean...


I wasn't sure if he met Krotch and Sean or himself and Sean.
Sep 21 2014 9:14AM
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Corin
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Can't decide when to go to France. If I go next Monday, I can go by myself, and I'll have the perfect setup and i'll be awesome, but I can only stay like 5 days. If I go later than that, I'll have to find somewhere new to stay, and maybe take someone with me, cause I don't know anyone there then.
Sep 21 2014 9:30AM
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DrZoidberg
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CorinCan't decide when to go to France. If I go next Monday, I can go by myself, and I'll have the perfect setup and i'll be awesome, but I can only stay like 5 days. If I go later than that, I'll have to find somewhere new to stay, and maybe take someone with me, cause I don't know anyone there then.


Wait a few days and go. The quiksilver pro france contest is starting.
Sep 21 2014 10:01AM
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Corin
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DrZoidbergWait a few days and go. The quiksilver pro france contest is starting.


Yeah I was there last year and it was sick.

Maybe I'll just change tires on the ol' 245 and drive down. That'll be an adventure.
Sep 21 2014 10:13AM
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Chewy.
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Headed to a funeral for the dad of a close friend. Not looking forward to it at all
Sep 21 2014 10:50AM
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Mag
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CorinYeah I was there last year and it was sick.

Maybe I'll just change tires on the ol' 245 and drive down. That'll be an adventure.


Where you headed to in France?
Sep 21 2014 12:41PM
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FWBL
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my mind is all clogged
Sep 21 2014 12:44PM
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Laurent.
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This fryer has seen beter days, in 1689 or before.

Sep 21 2014 12:52PM
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FWBL
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omnidataThis fryer has seen beter days, in 1689 or before.



Silly you they didn't have fryers back in 1689
Sep 21 2014 12:53PM
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Jane6
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Im lying in bed next to Immas and we are both so tired, I think Im dying.
Sep 21 2014 4:41PM
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.Rybak.
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I got asked to go to this dance. god damnit
Sep 21 2014 4:42PM
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.FRY.
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.Rybak.I got asked to go to this dance. god damnit


why is it a bad thing?
Sep 21 2014 4:43PM
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Laurent.
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Jane6Im lying in bed next to Immas and we are both so tired, I think Im dying.


Pics are required for the research on my NS fan fiction.
Sep 21 2014 4:45PM
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.Rybak.
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.FRY.why is it a bad thing?


Because it was right after i told my friends i didn't wanna go this year.
Sep 21 2014 4:46PM
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.FRY.
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.Rybak.Because it was right after i told my friends i didn't wanna go this year.


well is she hot?
Sep 21 2014 4:48PM
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.Rybak.
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.FRY.well is she hot?


Honestly I cant really tell. I had no clue who she was before today and it was at a softball game.
Sep 21 2014 4:51PM
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Mag
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omnidataPics are required for the research on my NS fan fiction.


LEIF HER ALONE
Sep 21 2014 4:54PM
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Laurent.
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.Rybak.Honestly I cant really tell. I had no clue who she was before today and it was at a softball game.


A real man can figure out in 0,017 seconds if a bird is fit and right for shagging. If you are hesitant that means she must be minging.
Sep 21 2014 4:55PM
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broto
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This weekend was great and now its 3 and I'm still in bed
Sep 21 2014 5:02PM
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Jane6
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omnidataPics are required for the research on my NS fan fiction.




Sep 21 2014 5:04PM
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Jane6
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MagLEIF HER ALONE


hahahhahahaha apparently hes staying in our room tonight?
Sep 21 2014 5:06PM
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ModMommy
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Jane6hahahhahahaha apparently hes staying in our room tonight?


things i never asked for
Sep 21 2014 5:08PM
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Laurent.
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Jane6


Sep 21 2014 5:10PM
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*DUMBCAN*
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omnidataA real man can figure out in 0,017 seconds if a bird is fit and right for shagging. If you are hesitant that means she must be minging.


This is something you've never done (page 680):
omnidata: As I was just about to slip in another someone else's Porsche that I had borrowed for an undisclosed amount of time, I spotted this fine young lass across the street standing behind an adorable little Fiat. It suffices to say we locked eyes. Bright green lusty eyes like two Granny Smiths washed on an idyllic blonde endless beach. Smiles were exchanged, she closed her car door and advanced in my direction, I also shut the door behind me and was about to walk towards my newfound love until I noticed that the lower part of her body was enormous, and she ambulated with a curious elephantine stealth by means of phenomenally stout legs.
I was disgusted and felt utterly betrayed by her petite face with that wonderful retroussé nose, in an instant I pretended to check my phone, did a sort of queer wave and stumbled in the Porsche, greatly hampered by my impossibly thight raw Nudie's and set off with great aplomb, a cloud of Pirelli smoke introducing the industrial symphony led by the semi-accidental slip of the clutch.[/quote]
Sep 21 2014 5:11PM
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Laurent.
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*DUMBCAN*This is something you've never done (page 680):
omnidata: As I was just about t


Her phenomenally stout legs were initially blocked by her adorable little Fiat.

And on rereading my own story:

Sep 21 2014 5:17PM
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Corin
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MagWhere you headed to in France?


Biarritz
Sep 21 2014 5:59PM
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*TURBONERD*
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Jane6hahahhahahaha apparently hes staying in our room tonight?

Mag or Lawrence?
Sep 21 2014 6:00PM
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.Rybak.
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omnidataA real man can figure out in 0,017 seconds if a bird is fit and right for shagging. If you are hesitant that means she must be minging.

Hahah
Sep 21 2014 6:06PM
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Jane6
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*CUMMINGS*Mag or Lawrence?


lol no some guy Immas knew. He wont shut up, its driving me crazy
Sep 21 2014 6:16PM
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ModMommy
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Jane6lol no some guy Immas knew. He wont shut up, its driving me crazy


he actually came to fucking canada. shoot me now plz
Sep 21 2014 6:21PM
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987321654hgfd
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immashe actually came to fucking canada. shoot me now plz


Sounds like a keeper.
Sep 21 2014 6:24PM
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*TURBONERD*
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immashe actually came to fucking canada. shoot me now plz


Smother him and dump the body. I won't tell.
Sep 21 2014 6:24PM
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ModMommy
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CirilloSounds like a keeper.

I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU

*CUMMINGS*Smother him and dump the body. I won't tell.


k babe
Sep 21 2014 6:25PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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immashe actually came to fucking canada. shoot me now plz


So it seems you found my replacement. I see how it is...
Sep 21 2014 8:27PM
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Jane6
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Granite_StateSo it seems you found my replacement. I see how it is...


you snooze you lose
Sep 21 2014 8:35PM
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JAHpow
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omnidataHer phenomenally stout legs were initially blocked by her adorable little Fiat.

And on rereading my own story:



I'd buy it.
Sep 21 2014 9:08PM
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AT-AT
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There's a very good chance that i'm going to win my fantasy baseball league.....cash money baby!

and in other news i'm in dead last in my fantasy football league.....womp womp
Sep 21 2014 9:30PM
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.Rybak.
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AT-ATThere's a very good chance that i'm going to win my fantasy baseball league.....cash money baby!

and in other news i'm in dead last in my fantasy football league.....womp womp


I lost by .08 points this week. I'm beyond pissed. I knew i should have played andrew luck instead of rodgers.
Sep 21 2014 9:34PM
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AT-AT
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2000th post bitches.

Only took almost 7 seven years. Suck it all.

Woooooooooooo!!!!
Sep 21 2014 9:45PM
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SFB
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holy fuck i cant stop laughing
Sep 21 2014 10:28PM
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Chewy.
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immashe actually came to fucking canada. shoot me now plz


Do you want me to fight him in your honor bb? I'll do anything for you.
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