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boozer
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Baby monkey riding on a pig, with a doughnut
Jul 12 2011 10:11PM
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Dan.
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I just said "I would blow cocaine into her asshole" to a coworker at the exact moment that a family with young kids walks into the store front.. never have I been faced with quiet motherly scorn to such a degree. HAWKWARD.
Mar 26 2014 5:14PM
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lamadelrey
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Mar 26 2014 5:28PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Woodchuck.
Mar 26 2014 6:09PM
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-benedetto
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Great but makes me sweat after a few
Mar 26 2014 7:12PM
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louie.mirags
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Blue Moon has come under fire by the Brewers Association for not stating on the bottle that the beer is made by MillerCoors. The Brewers Association says that this omission allows the Blue Moon Brewing Company to masquerade as an independent craft brewer.[7] Independent craft brewers, such as CEO Greg Koch of Stone Brewing Co., agree that the multinational conglomerate brewers' use of bottle imagery similar to independent craft beers misleads consumers.

Source wikipedia
Mar 26 2014 8:01PM
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Mag
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Mar 26 2014 8:10PM
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yangumane
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I really like blue dream, just the right hybrid for me
Mar 26 2014 8:19PM
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*DUMBCAN*
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HAHAHAHA

Also only really brits are gonna understand it haha
Mar 26 2014 8:21PM
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GayWolf420
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YES FEW FEET OF POW EXPECTED BY THE WEEKEND WINTER IS BACK WE B SKIING INTO MAY DAWGS THANK YOU BASED GOD
Mar 26 2014 9:41PM
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NinetyFour
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Started hitting jibs lip on tonight. Why didn't I start this sooner? Looks fucking cool, feels really good.
Mar 26 2014 9:57PM
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*TURBONERD*
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This Renly/Loras shit is stupid. Way to ignore the canon, HBO.
Mar 26 2014 10:23PM
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DayMan
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Lips have always felt weird to me. I ate shit and almost nutted myself trying one the other day haha, it just feels so unnatural.
Mar 26 2014 11:05PM
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goodnoooo
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this.
Mar 26 2014 11:20PM
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NinetyFour
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I just took some chewable Vitamin C thing to help rid a cold I can kind of feel coming on (normally I do nothing but drink a lot of water, and sleep longer and I feel great in a day or two) and that was a bad move... It tasted super repulsive so I started gagging and it caused my mouth to start salivating like crazy. Then I started throwing up because of the aweful flavour; and it was stuck in my teeth so it would go away. I ran upstairs and brushed it out of my teeth, rinsed my mouth out, and now I'm sitting here eating a box of Smarties to mask any aftertaste. Thanks for saving my life Smarties.
Mar 27 2014 12:41AM
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jcc03skis
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Just got man-handled by some fat pig for a speeding ticket. I wasn't even the driver, yet the big boy needed a power thirst so he decided a tall skinny white kid would be perfect.
Mar 27 2014 12:45AM
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SFB
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i bet you were being a goddam punk and deserved it.
Mar 27 2014 12:54AM
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SFB
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i bet you were being a goddam punk and deserved it.
Mar 27 2014 12:54AM
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*TURBONERD*
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Wait how is that possible?
Mar 27 2014 12:58AM
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John18_6
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I am honestly too hyped on finding Clayton's rainbow rail on google maps.

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Mar 27 2014 1:02AM
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Phil-X-
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"AM I BEING DETAINED?!??! AM.I.BEING.DETAINED?!?! I WANT YOUR NAME AND BADGE NUMBER! I HAVE RIGHTS!!"
Mar 27 2014 1:25AM
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.Hugo.
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If i remember correctly you go to North right? Was it a North St Paul cop? I usually stick up for cops, but NSP cops are fucking assholes. My friends mom got a ticket for going 1mph over the speed limit....

Also doesn't help that one lived right behind me, and he and his family were the some of the biggest pieces of shit i've ever met.
Mar 27 2014 2:01AM
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ModMommy
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The fire alarm just went off, so everyone had to pile out of the dorm and into the snow. I was falling asleep too, I thought the alarm was fake.
Mar 27 2014 2:17AM
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Phil-X-
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ill shelter u 4 the nite bby
Mar 27 2014 2:34AM
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.Hugo.
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My freshman year it was still cold as fuck on April 1st, so some kids thought it would be funny to pull the alarm around 1 or 2 am for a joke. Dumbasses were the only ones in jackets, pants, hats and gloves and got caught lol
Mar 27 2014 2:38AM
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Phil-X-
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jokes on anyone who actually left their room at 1am, i follow the "dont leave till you see smoke" policy
Mar 27 2014 3:01AM
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little1337
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fuck the flu man
Mar 27 2014 8:55AM
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El_Barto.
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Its ok. Want to talk about it?
Mar 27 2014 8:59AM
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-benedetto
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I'm not sure if you're assuming he acted like this or you're quoting something specific but you should stick up for yourself.

Or just bend over and take it? I'd assume you would do that.

Mar 27 2014 9:13AM
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louie.mirags
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Springggggg skiing springggggg skiing
Mar 27 2014 10:20AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Seriously. As long as you are respectful there is nothing wrong with flexing your rights.
Mar 27 2014 11:16AM
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.Rybak.
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ad a 3 hour practice last night ad my ankles feel broken. Atleast we were on turf.
Mar 27 2014 11:23AM
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CaptainObvious.
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The teacher license transfer process blows.

Watchout Denver NSers.....CaptainObvious. could be learnin you soon.
Mar 27 2014 11:52AM
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Laurent.
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When you get arrested for making love to fourteen year old boys, will the supply teacher be CaptainHindsight?
Mar 27 2014 12:02PM
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Phil-X-
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Naw its just kind of a jab at some of the people who feel the need to record themselves doing it to officers or people who clearly just committed a crime and feel wrongfully convicted. Obviously I think you should deny all searches and keep your mouth shut, just dont be a dick to the cop if hes being friendly to begin with
Mar 27 2014 12:28PM
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GayWolf420
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this weather is bipolar and I like it. blue bird and 70 degrees one day, now we got a few feet or so of fresh expected by Sunday night.
Mar 27 2014 12:59PM
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lamadelrey
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same

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Mar 27 2014 1:18PM
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ModMommy
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Winter refuses to die.
Mar 27 2014 1:21PM
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ModMommy
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Winter refuses to die.
Mar 27 2014 1:21PM
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GayWolf420
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the best part is everyone complaining about it when on average Utah gets a lot of their snow in March
Mar 27 2014 1:23PM
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.Hugo.
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Just over 36 hours with no sleep, i'm gonna make this test bleed from its anus
Mar 27 2014 1:23PM
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GayWolf420
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What kind? fingerblasting 1010?
Mar 27 2014 1:24PM
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.Hugo.
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Nah im way passed that, Gay Orgies 4620 actually
Mar 27 2014 1:27PM
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GayWolf420
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Very nice,
Mar 27 2014 1:29PM
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Phil-X-
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just deleted all 23 pages of my "Watched Threads", re-subbed
Mar 27 2014 1:52PM
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Mag
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Hahahaha, it's floating in the ocean, it must be a plane.

"@BBCBreaking: Reported plane crash off Spain's Canary Islands was a false alarm, boat was mistaken for plane - emergency services http://t.co/0Z1MSoooFX"
Mar 27 2014 2:23PM
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MilaKunis
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Just had my first college friend die. This is weird.
Mar 27 2014 2:28PM
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Chubz.
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God bless the girls that wear almost see through yoga pants to school.

so much booty
Mar 27 2014 2:41PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Bravo. Dear jesus fucking christ....Bravo.
Mar 27 2014 2:59PM
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GayWolf420
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ENO hammocks are the greatest inventions of all time
Mar 27 2014 3:31PM
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