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boozer
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Baby monkey riding on a pig, with a doughnut
14 years ago
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lamadelrey
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I was expecting a "thats exactly how my fingers looked after working on your mom's vagina yesterday" response. Ha. Interesting.
11 years ago
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Laurent.
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It just keeps on going, I don't think Magnus can be stopped.

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Mag
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God damn it, does the term non-disclosure agreement mean nothing these days... fucking newspapers.
11 years ago
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HolySchimmel
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Gonna ski 60-70cm of fresh tomorrow! Stoked
11 years ago
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DayMan
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Ugghghhghh I'm so jealous.
11 years ago
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NinetyFour
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Clipped my head on the knuckle of a jump under rotating a frontflip today. Thank you for keeping my head feeling great helmet.
11 years ago
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DrZoidberg
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I went to this antique shop today and they had a knife with a swastika on it from back then. They also had a typewriter, which is mechanically fascinating.
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Ski_Alot
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I thought i was going to die today...
Some guy walked into chipotle with a trenchcoat, a hood on, sunglasses and a bandana partially covering his face, spent like 2 minutes standing at the doorway with his hand inside his coat like he was holding a gun, then just walked out.

T'was some scary shit
11 years ago
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Phil-X-
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Thats fucked... totally might have just pussied out or second guessed himself, worse yet he could have just been preparing himself...
11 years ago
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Ski_Alot
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Yeah, it was legitimately terrifying... saw him like 15 minutes later from the highway walking away on an overpass
11 years ago
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ModMommy
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Note to self: wear shoulder brace to bed. It's still to painful without it.
11 years ago
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broto
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it was marsland, no worries
11 years ago
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John18_6
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"F*ck me in the ass cause I love Jesus."


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*TURBONERD*
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I was literally just about to post this.
11 years ago
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Mag
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Shit... James Rebhorn died.
11 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
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Should have thrown a burrito at him. Those things are big enough to knock out a grown man if theyre thrown with a little force.
11 years ago
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GayWolf420
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hmmm, maybe he remembered he forgot his fedora.
11 years ago
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Randy_Quench
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well that can't be right. only 11 of us.....?

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John18_6
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I just randomly searched on YouTube yesterday "fuck harp ass" and that showed up, it's so great.
11 years ago
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CaptainObvious.
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Final Fantasy is hands down the stupidest fucking game concept ever. I have no idea how it's lasted so long.
11 years ago
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Laurent.
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I didn't know you had internet acces in jail.

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*TURBONERD*
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Lrn2rpg
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act.resist
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inhumane? more like sadistic
11 years ago
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GayWolf420
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really though, i remember hearing somewhere that most serial killers start off doing fucked up shit to animals.
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Byron_tha_gr8
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more like what humans have always done, aka hunting.
11 years ago
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act.resist
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lol ok
11 years ago
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.Rybak.
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http://substreet.org/nopeming/3/
I can't believe I haven't gone to this place yet. It's only like 20 min away from my house and like 5 min away from the hill I ski at.
11 years ago
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lamadelrey
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Did aidan g change his name? Or is he gone?
11 years ago
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CaptainObvious.
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He comes and goes in waves.

He likes to tease us until we're about to explode with ecstasy, then he up a leaves.

What you're feeling can be termed "Aidan G-balls"
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Ribss.
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creepy
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lamadelrey
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milk_man
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I need a job. But I live in a small town so it's hard to find a job...

No maybe that's just an excuse because I'm lazy
11 years ago
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2_fadez
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Song of the year so far. So good and would love to see this in an edit

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louie.mirags
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I only made it through the intro because you claimed song of the year...now I'm questioning you as a future source for recommendations...
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.Rybak.
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on another note... Valhalla and Into the Mind are both on netflix and Into the Mind is pretty great so far.
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*DUMBCAN*
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Up until about the street seg it is very good. Then it just gets way to self-indulgent and over-everythinged. The skiing drops off quite a bit as well, all the really good skiing happens in the first two skiing segments.
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2_fadez
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I don't get why you would take the time to listen through an intro and then stop right as the song begins.
your loss I guess. It's great production and old Kanye. Don't let the Rick Ross title throw you off like it would to most people off the bat.
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louie.mirags
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I meant I didn't change it during the annoying intro because the claim ya made... any longer I would have pulled the plug. I gave it a shot
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GayWolf420
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sP00kY
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John18_6
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How ducked would we be if this thread accidentally got deleted?
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louie.mirags
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not a movie but the latest episode of Getting Doug with High is hilarious..  embed rarely works for me but i'll give it a shot. If not http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO197yn0USA&feature=share 


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.Hugo.
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Freddy got Fingered?
11 years ago
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.Hugo.
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Why did I bring my shotgun home? I I really fucking want it right now. I hate this damn town
11 years ago
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Bateman
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don't cry for me, I'm already dead
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louie.mirags
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I got that mean coffee buzz going!
11 years ago
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maximiliaan
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3 massive exams today.... :S
11 years ago
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NinetyFour
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It has been before. Luckily mods can un delete threads.
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