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boozer
Posts: 521 - Karma: 35,633
Baby monkey riding on a pig, with a doughnut
14 years ago
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
My washer/drier sounds exactly like the American Horror Story intro
11 years ago
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
The Jungle
11 years ago
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Also, Click for larger image
11 years ago
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
I hope I have 2 days off from work next week.
I'm dying I need sleep
11 years ago
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,311
I almost just burned my balls by accidentally throwing hot coffee over myself.

Thank god for my hideous but stupidly comfy drop crotch pants.
11 years ago
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ModMommy
Posts: 10864 - Karma: 58,037
This could either be wonderful or horrible. I'm going to find out either way.
11 years ago
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,302
ur welcum either way
11 years ago
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Fun_dip
Posts: 2623 - Karma: 913
I can definitively say The Martian Chronicles is the worst book I have ever read. There were incredible amounts I hated but not quite like that
11 years ago
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
Let's see. we had
Catcher in the rye - good book
Grapes of wrath - good book
Beowulf - good book
Grendel - fucking hate this book
Pride n prej - fucking hate this book
Midsummernight's - meh
Hamlet - meh
A prayer for owen meany - favorite book
Ethan frome - good book
Frankstein - great book
The cherry orchard - ok play
The jungle - love this book
Lord of the flies - good book
Night - good book
Romeo and juliet - lol
Absalom, absalom! - fuck yeah
As i lay dying - hell yeah
And some others but i don't remember.
11 years ago
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5713 - Karma: 20,653
Dude....thank you.
11 years ago
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DayMan
Posts: 4707 - Karma: 8,804
The paint was originally white but someone on reddit made all the paint red frame by frame. It was crazy impressive.
11 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,308
I'm with you on this one. Such a depressing piece of shit, how can anyone enjoy reading it?
11 years ago
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
Canadians, I finally understand your shipping woes. I ordered a pair of shoes from your country and it's costing 60$ to get them shipped. I can't imagine how you people deal with this on a regular basis.
11 years ago
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
hello newschoolers, how are you?
11 years ago
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,672
A separate peace was the worst book I have ever had to read. We read that freshman year and it was hell for me.

Were reading kon tiki in my marine biology class right now and im losing interest very quickly.
11 years ago
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,174
Video of the year.

11 years ago
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louie.mirags
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Woah... and you still bought them? What type of kicks?
11 years ago
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Fun_dip
Posts: 2623 - Karma: 913
My school sucks at sports. I've decided I'm going to root for the opposing teams from now on since I hate losing
11 years ago
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
vans black crabs, both the authentics and sk8-his.
11 years ago
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,869
My dad turns into a dickbrain whenever he drinks. He needs to stop.
11 years ago
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5713 - Karma: 20,653
Vibes, bro.
11 years ago
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.MASSHOLE.
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Terrible choices
11 years ago
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
Just read 1/3rd of Slaughterhouse Five.

I'm now a bit sad I never read this in school. Just had a mini existentialist attack.
11 years ago
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Phil-X-
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wow lil jon/dj snake made the best music video ever

11 years ago
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DayMan
Posts: 4707 - Karma: 8,804
Bahahah what the fuck did I just watch
11 years ago
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
11 years ago
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
noob

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/777819/
11 years ago
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,410
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act.resist
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wow ns has a whole new brand of stupid
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,362
sorry, want to talk about it?
11 years ago
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act.resist
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no, would you?
11 years ago
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,362
yes
11 years ago
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act.resist
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sey
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NinetyFour
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11 years ago
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Fun_dip
Posts: 2623 - Karma: 913
I quit. I hate this school. Everyone just thirsts over the 16 athletes
11 years ago
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
Can't sleep. I've been running numbers for 3 hours now. Somehow I thought of an app that doesn't actually exist and today I figured out how it would actually make income. I feel worthy.
11 years ago
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11990 - Karma: 12,272
this is so disturbing and cute i don't really know what to think of it.

11 years ago
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.MASSHOLE.
Posts: 7568 - Karma: 12,565
Just sent a snapchat talking about a girls tits to that girl instead of my brother. Her reaction was surprisingly just her laughing saying it was ok.

/crisisaverted.
11 years ago
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,628
I cant think of how to respond to that.
11 years ago
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,311
Play sports they said, get healthy they said. Click for larger image
11 years ago
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hippy.
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quit being a pussy they said
11 years ago
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,311
Four phalangeal fractures right before the exam weeks. Perfect timing.
11 years ago
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,365
pussy
11 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,308
Thats exactly how my fingers looked after working on my car yesterday. WEAR NITRATE GLOVES KIDS.
11 years ago
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Fun_dip
Posts: 2623 - Karma: 913
Carrying other human beings is a very real workout. Could hardly do my sets of push-ups today
11 years ago
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Corin
Posts: 1665 - Karma: 524
I've figured out life, religion and my future. No reason to ever be stressed out ever again.
11 years ago
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.MASSHOLE.
Posts: 7568 - Karma: 12,565
That refereeing in El Clasico was suspect on both sides. Too much influence from the referee. 3 PKs and 1 red card.
11 years ago
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broto
Posts: 9040 - Karma: 25,671
unfortunate to see the refereeing have such a large impact on the outcome in general, but when two rivals play and it's getting dirty that's what happens.
11 years ago
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,628
Guys, it's gone too far. Magnus needs to be stopped, for his own good. We need to arrange an intervention.

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