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boozer
Posts: 521 - Karma: 35,626
Baby monkey riding on a pig, with a doughnut
Jul 12 2011 10:11PM
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hippy.
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Mar 17 2014 3:47PM
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NotoriousT.S.E
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 439
I probably should have made plans for spring break. I feel like i should be blacking out at a beach right now with all my friends but i'm sitting at my house losing my mind. Help me.
Mar 17 2014 4:52PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 9,181
No, you must have misunderstood. I said piss IN him, not on him.
Mar 17 2014 5:14PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 9,181
I admire your bladder.
Mar 17 2014 5:27PM
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milk_man
Posts: 5252 - Karma: 5,972
I had never seen this before.. Kinda interesting https://www.newschoolers.com/memberphoto/110545.0/My-20-000th-post?s=20023&o=8 Sorry no clicky
Mar 17 2014 6:14PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,356
thinking about getting this car: https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/4363239963.html
should i go for it? also pics
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Mar 17 2014 8:03PM
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El_Barto.
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No...it will cost you all you allowance to fix when it craps out on you
Mar 17 2014 8:06PM
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SFB
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tru, but it only has 100k miles.
Mar 17 2014 8:10PM
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El_Barto.
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Get a used subaru instead, old outback steeze. That volvo is going to be nothing but a headache
Mar 17 2014 8:16PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,356
i dunno, the old volvos are really reliable and its the t5 model so its pretty fast.
Mar 17 2014 8:22PM
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GayWolf420
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y dont u get a civic
Mar 17 2014 8:23PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,348
My buddy bought one and it crapped out so he bought another one which crapped out then he bought a newer s60 which has yet to, but surely will, crap out.
Mar 17 2014 8:24PM
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hippy.
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NOT IF I GET IT FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mar 17 2014 8:32PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
Hey fuck you guy that's my thing..

Never mind you're pink I'll let it go.
Mar 17 2014 9:38PM
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Substitute
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 2,275
Swaggon waggon
Mar 17 2014 9:41PM
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Ski_Alot
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go on...
Mar 17 2014 9:46PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10840 - Karma: 57,643
Fixed it:
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inb4 claim on Rybak's size
Mar 17 2014 10:03PM
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.Rybak.
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Rybaks actual size.
Mar 17 2014 10:05PM
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NinetyFour
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Fuck you SFB, this is god damn welded into my brain.
Mar 17 2014 10:05PM
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whoa-dere
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Pics
Mar 17 2014 10:07PM
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NinetyFour
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2582815/Mick-Jaggers-girlfriend-designer-LWren-Scott-commits-suicide.html
Mar 17 2014 10:34PM
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DrZoidberg
Posts: 5675 - Karma: 4,269
I called evo because I apparently suck at typing and made a type o in my address. The little intro on the phone is funny, and the music was pretty funny/metal. Only waited like ten seconds too. Got the error fixed, package shipped today.

Also, the package weight is 4.20 pounds...






































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Mar 17 2014 11:44PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
When your mom puts a new lamp in your old bedroom and you're no longer able to reach over and blindly turn it on without having to feel around. What a nice metaphor.
Mar 18 2014 12:49AM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10840 - Karma: 57,643
Dreads are so freaking cool. I wish I could pull them off.
Mar 18 2014 2:41AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
When a delta robot calls you at the time they think you should wake up for your flight prior to the alarm you set for yourself because you're a person not a robot fuck you
Mar 18 2014 4:47AM
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trill
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i have most likely re torn my cal a year after getting it fixed. FUCK MY LIFE
Mar 18 2014 7:57AM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2751 - Karma: 3,908
Damn that blows! I tore my acl/mcl/meniscus last month and it is the worst thing ever! I cant do shit except play ps4.
Mar 18 2014 8:09AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 9,181
Shit's happened to me. Might've happened again. It sucks. Let me know if you have any questions or anything.
Mar 18 2014 8:38AM
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Wallisch_pl
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I don't wear a condom, because I got a vasectomy...well at least that's what I tell the girls
Mar 18 2014 8:47AM
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whoa-dere
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Ive been so gassy since i came to jackson
Mar 18 2014 10:07AM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,356
there not cool, and you should not try to get dreads.
Mar 18 2014 10:55AM
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.Hugo.
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Yes you should
Mar 18 2014 10:58AM
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.AR6rider.
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I imagine you as a stupid wigger who wears baggy sweatpants and white t-shirts in public.
Mar 18 2014 11:09AM
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NinetyFour
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A coworker is complaining about her kid really wanting a Minnesota Wild jersey for her sons birthday, but they're getting him a fish tank instead. Annnnd she's telling us how much she hates fish and fish tanks... Minnesota Wild jersey sound way fucking cheaper and easier. Logic isn't a thing anymore.
Mar 18 2014 11:32AM
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GayWolf420
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eh I guess they figure it will teach him responsibility. id much rather take the jersey though. The real reebok ones cost a couple hundred bucks
Mar 18 2014 11:34AM
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John18_6
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SFB, I'm feeling down. Can you please deliver a funny picture to this thread again?
Mar 18 2014 11:48AM
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.Hugo.
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I hope that kid flushes the damn fish. His mom sounds like a cunt
Mar 18 2014 12:02PM
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ModMommy
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My hawks jersey was around $120.
Mar 18 2014 12:18PM
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GayWolf420
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yeah couple hundred = 120 u fucking dingus'
Mar 18 2014 12:26PM
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ModMommy
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This just in- couple hundred is now equivalent to 120
Mar 18 2014 12:30PM
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.Hugo.
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120 is more than 2 u dingus
Mar 18 2014 12:49PM
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GayWolf420
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not on gods account,

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Mar 18 2014 12:52PM
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*DUMBCAN*
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Magnus. Could you please stop giving newspaper interviews.

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Mar 18 2014 1:10PM
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Phil-X-
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Mar 18 2014 1:19PM
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