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boozer
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Baby monkey riding on a pig, with a doughnut
14 years ago
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,365
rap game bobby hill look like bobby hill dress like bobby everything bobby hill

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lamadelrey
Posts: 210 - Karma: 481
Never drinking vodka on an empty stomach again.
11 years ago
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*DUMBCAN*
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My friends still remind me of when, aged 14, I discovered that this was a bad idea...
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,362
hmmm can i cut my own hair and not pay 20$ for a haircut?
11 years ago
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37977 - Karma: 128,214
frosted tips are in this season.

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hippy.
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ill do it for $6.9
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louie.mirags
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sure do a 2 all the way around... Won't be too bad.
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SFB
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thanks for the "tip" lol.
11 years ago
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lamadelrey
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Haha, right on, man. Im 23 and I never seem to learn drinking without eating always I repeat always ends in misery.
11 years ago
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ModMommy
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Mom car has safely reached bozeman.
11 years ago
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CliffyByro
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GET IT UP YE
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HolySchimmel
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its way cheaper than drinking after eating, food only throws you several hours back
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GayWolf420
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k girl in the grade below me just posted she's 24 weeks pregnant and happy.

I'm done with facespace now I think
11 years ago
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
kid died today at whiteface, 22 years old, was with his sister. Someone cut him off and he flew into the trees off Northway, crushed jaw, blown out eye, and detached aorta... split his board in half on impact. Makes me think twice before flying by people now. Crazy shit.
11 years ago
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DrZoidberg
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From the impact? I don't want to speculate too much, but, I'd imagine either his chest or somewhere else was absolutely filled with blood.
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
yeah, detached from his heart, internal bleeding... At least that's what my buddy on ski patrol told me.
11 years ago
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.Rybak.
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I'm 69 weeks bb. I'm proud
11 years ago
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radmad
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I agree completely
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GayWolf420
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r ur tits lactating?
11 years ago
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Mag
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Christ, 11 year olds these days.
11 years ago
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Finkle
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This is a common occurrence where I'm from.
11 years ago
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Randy_Quench
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can't sleep, snuggling with my dog who recently got diagnosed with severe hip dysplasia in both hips. Why the fuck does it have to be this way? I love this motherfucker too much.


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No.Quarter
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That is so sad. I used to dog sit for my neighbor and when he was showing his signs of age, one of the most adorable things to watch was the way he wobbled, teetered, and hopped with his front paws due to hip problems. I cried when that dog died, not even my dog though.

vibes man
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Doc_Watson
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Caro Krissman follows me on Insta .stoked on that
11 years ago
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Chubz.
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Thats sad..
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
yeah it is... I can't imagine how his sister feels. Or his family for that matter. I wonder if the guy who cut him off even realized what he/she had even done.
11 years ago
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Dwarftosser1
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Currently getting learnt on the Fermi paradox and its related hypotheses, truly interesting stuff.
11 years ago
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
Anyone else's body wake them up early at the crack ass of dawn to drop a major shit? Annoying because I can never get back to sleep. Forever on that grunt schedule!
11 years ago
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ModMommy
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Friend wants to go to noodle place for dinner? Click for larger image
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Byron_tha_gr8
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he wants to fuck you sweetie

or she, maybe its a she.
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Fun_dip
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This random teacher on campus brought his puppy. I want to steal it and take it back to my room
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*TURBONERD*
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Pee in his butt and debate the merits of douche use following said urination.
11 years ago
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GayWolf420
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Me. It's strange, I'll be up around sometime in between 5AM and 7AM taking 15 minute duece
11 years ago
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John18_6
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I want to make a thread for people to take their anger out on things through ranting, swearing, and/or structured recognition of the opposing side. However I'm afraid people will just express their anger with dick pics.
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.Hugo.
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Came back from spring break on saturday to our water pipes being frozen. Our landlord won't answer her phone and there are over 300 other houses in the area waiting for it to be fixed. I now have to drive somewhere to take a shit and shower, can't wash dishes or make half the food I have. Fuck this
11 years ago
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GayWolf420
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Why is it that people with really shitty car sound systems feel the need to blast them when rolling into parking lots?
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SFB
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where do you work? THE DILDO FACOTry?!?!?!?!!1/!/
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ModMommy
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It's a dude.
I just want noodles.
11 years ago
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GayWolf420
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niiiiiiiiiiice. what ya doin?
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987321654hgfd
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Fluffer.
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yangumane
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Are you insinuating there's something wrong with dick pics?
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GayWolf420
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nice wat r the benefits?
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HolySchimmel
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fuck my clavicule hurts like shit, hopefully it isnt broken again...

11 years ago
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uyghur
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Just strained hip while stretching to recover from previous strain
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ModMommy
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That's a benefit right there my friend.
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yelsel
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LUCKY!
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ModMommy
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