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boozer
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Baby monkey riding on a pig, with a doughnut
14 years ago
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Lemuel
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For some reason it won't let me imbed this but I thought it was hilarious.

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/5tMQe6/:1hOrMq-xA:DYJMm77$/awegif.com/gif/791/
11 years ago
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2_fadez
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well I hope you didn't get upset about it or anything
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Chubz.
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My dad's richer than your dad
11 years ago
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15098 - Karma: 9,332
Mine has a bigger penis though.
11 years ago
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.Hugo.
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Yes he probably is, but my dad could kick your dad's ass
11 years ago
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-benedetto
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I tie my boots up tight and head straight to bed
11 years ago
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2751 - Karma: 3,908
Fuck you dude my dad has like 5mil
11 years ago
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,892
you've been a member for one year. i've been here a while longer and the only nser i've ever met was a dude whose username i can't remember that saw me at freshtival. this website has also gotten like 75% worse in terms of content and members. 9000% worse in the store.
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broto
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hey man chill out

dads are not important

as long as you're chill you wil be happy in life

don't smoke meth either
11 years ago
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CaptainObvious.
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That was relevant
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Peter.
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my dad can bench 500 pounds, he could EASILY beat up your dad
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Finkle
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my dads dead dude.
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TACO-DOG.exe
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does he even let you drive his lambo tho?
11 years ago
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987321654hgfd
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Well this is my dad

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DrZoidberg
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Should have went home to surf, I'm missing out so bad right now
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And it's warm out, so warm... All the feels.
11 years ago
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NinetyFour
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Feel bad for ditching the crew who will be riding an awesome as fuck jib park tomorrow, for a big hill with two poorly executed parks. I need to get a jump game going though...
11 years ago
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hippy.
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My season has been really slow this year and last night made up for all of it! One of the best nights I've had in awhile! Thanks to everyone I rode with up at Mad River!
11 years ago
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k-rob
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i was drunk
11 years ago
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.AR6rider.
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What movie should I watch right now? I'm thinking either comedy or action.
11 years ago
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JAHBRADOR
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Are you "every fucking 15 year old girl on facebook"?
11 years ago
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.AR6rider.
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I typically try to stay away from the kiddie porn, but thanks for the suggestion.
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CaptainObvious.
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I was overly dramatic.

*fist bump*
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,869
*awkward fist bump
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Fun_dip
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Being home is so fucking awesome. I never want to grow up
11 years ago
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Bateman
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name some actors and/or movies you like

do you like christopher nolan/ quentin tarantinos work?

11 years ago
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.Rybak.
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My dad asked me if i just wanted to stay home alone while he was in florida next week. I said yes and now just a couple days ago he said he's going to have his friend stay here to take care of the dogs.

wtf i don't want some bitch friend of yours that had to give away her dog because she COULDN'T take care of her taking care of my TWO dogs. I am perfectly capable of taking care of my dogs because i do it every single day.

stupid fucking stupid friend that has an annoying voice and is to stupid to take care of a dog. She's a bitch too that makes stupid fucking comments about everything.
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.Rybak.
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And she's always drunk.
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whoa-dere
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go somewhere
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.Rybak.
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(i dont trust the bitch who is supposed to take care of my dogs)
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Heart
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Mutiny. Party Cloudy was a little boring TBH and Mutiny blows The Eighty Six out of the water.
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NinetyFour
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Normally I just structure my bases with a scotch brite pad... Tonight I took a shop brush I have, vacuumed it out, blasted it with the air compressor to make sure it was 100% clean, and used it post scotch brite. Holy fuck, my bases look like glass. I'm gonna be so damn fast tomorrow, like, can't wait.
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ThundaKilla
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Make a porno with her. Doesn't she know you're internet famous?
11 years ago
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SFB
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i just watched Rush the movie about formula 1 in 1976, it was very good, would recomend.
11 years ago
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CliffyByro
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Peter.
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I skied yesterday with my torn acl, first time in 8 weeks since tearing it. It felt unreal, even though I was just carving groomers. Skiing is so fucking fun and I can't wait to get a new acl put in so I can keep doing this for the rest of my life.

Seriously guys don't take a single day on the hill for granted. Also be sure to take enough speed into C-boxes
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--ski--
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A lot of Chinese people here in China.
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Ribss.
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Them C-boxes'll getcha.
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gigi.d
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Fuck random drug tests.
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Mag
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From here on out I'm done with park skiing(in Scotland at least), It's been a while since I've actually enjoyed hitting the shitty small jumps and crappy rails with soft lips and somehow rock hard landings and I just don't see why I'm doing it, I might hit the odd jump if we get something decent, but otherwise fuck it, I'd rather ski groomers.
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CliffyByro
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this so much
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GayWolf420
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i can see my self branching away from the park as i get older. i skied 9 to 4 yesterday for the first time in a while (normally i do 12 to 4 mid week a couple of days) and my ankle feels like shit today.
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CliffyByro
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this song though


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yangumane
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Shit dude really?
11 years ago
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-benedetto
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Sushi buffet after a great morning of spring shredding..c'mon!!!
11 years ago
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SFB
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im will be at keystone also on tuesday
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.Rybak.
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Met another ns today. He actually happens to be on my lacrosse team. I don't remember what he said his name was on here though.
11 years ago
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CaptainObvious.
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Name change.
11 years ago
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Chubz.
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I havent gone skiing since the beginning of february.. What am I doing with my life?
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