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boozer
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Baby monkey riding on a pig, with a doughnut
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Jane6
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I call lies on that one, pretty convinced you dont have one
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theBearJew
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.Rybak.
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Go take a shower
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Jane6
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.Rybak.
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Alright when?
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Spagett+
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Lol ur not gunna get poon pal.
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theBearJew
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Wanna be my poon pal?
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.Rybak.
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I'm not your pal, friend
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theBearJew
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Not your friend, budday.
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kingsskier
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I'mmmm not you're buuuuddddaaayyyyy guuuuyyyy
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Chubz.
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I fucking hate my highschool like fuck them
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act.resist
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So excited for the restaurant to open! Ive been able to have a lot of say in how things are run and menu making, so im excited to move around the company
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broto
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all spaghetti everythinga
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whoa-dere
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hhahhehahahhehahaehehhehehahhaha
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whoa-dere
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how do you draw a dick to look like an elephant? ears as balls and nose as the shaft?
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*DUMBCAN*
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Like this:

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act.resist
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of course. The restaurant is spaghetti.
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GayWolf420
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Unclean girls = hot
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GayWolf420
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holy tits there are way too many dicks at this tutoring place
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broto
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mamamia thisa makes me a happy
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CaptainObvious.
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This lady reeks like middle school nurse and needs to vacate my workspace immediately.
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yangumane
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Yeah, I looked up length stats and stuff and it's a lot closer to the 5 series and E-class category.

Speaking of Mercedes, picked up a new ride yesterday! GLK350...
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3.5L V6
302hp
AWD
brand new AMG 20" wheels wrapped in Pirellis
and ordered the ski rack today as well. stoked, it's going to be a great ride for the ski season especially!
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No.Quarter
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I want a slackline
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whoa-dere
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Jelly. How much was it?
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Laurent.
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Despite the fact that I think the GLK looks like something designed by a person who in the process of it was blindfolded and repeatedly gang-raped by the Mujahideen, have fun with it.

Also, how much does something like that costs in the states?
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act.resist
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Spaghetti with meatballs for everyone!
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Fun_dip
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Laundry card money adding machine stole my money and wouldn't give my card back. They said they'll send out a technician in 2 days and mail me a refund. In the mean time I guess I'll just wear dirty clothes
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yangumane
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35
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El_Barto.
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youve got nice parents
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yangumane
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35k. And I personally like the way it looks, it looks modern without being really flashy... there are some truly awful looking SUVs out there
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but it's all a matter of taste, whatever floats your boat
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SFB
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thats really ugly
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yangumane
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yeah, well, you know, that's just like, your opinion, man.
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El_Barto.
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im pretty sure its a fact
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SFB
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truu
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FuckAllOfYou
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This site can be ridiculously cringey at times.

Come on. Seriously? It's mostly the forums by the way, and what is birthed of them.


and, unpopular opinion:

Mr. Bishop, getting "First" isn't funny and never was. Please stop encouraging it. You see that type of shit on instagram, on Tucker Wuccet's profile. (inb4 first LOL)

and Jskis is sick as hell but come on, really? "First"? The tropic thunder ones are 10/10 would purchase though.




and my rant is done

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hippy.
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FIRST TO REPLY TO THIS LOLLOLOL
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Panda_with_Guns
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Went to lunch with a kid who was high as fuck, he got caught, they saw us come in from lunch together and because I couldnt pass a drug test, I was apparently guilty by default.
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yangumane
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whoa bro u smokin on the hella dank 420 kush during recess? h4rdc0r3
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Laurent.
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Jezus fucking christwagons.

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Thank you socialism, well at least I get payed by the state to go to university.

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.Rybak.
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Every muscle in my body is dead
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hippy.
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What makes you think I smoke the "reefer" my lord that would be against every moral I live for! Syke boi im down lets break in ur new benzzzz
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Benson.
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Read: "I'm a lazy fuck."
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--ski--
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Ah, got to love it when your city floods.

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Dan.
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just saw Miley. That was the most confusing two hours my dick has ever experienced.
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.Hugo.
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I know this won't be a popular opinion on here, but i'm ready for winter to be over
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