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boozer
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Baby monkey riding on a pig, with a doughnut
Jul 12 2011 10:11PM
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GayWolf420
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wowowowwowowo a foot of snow in the past 12 hours. fucking kill me right now.
Feb 28 2014 11:32AM
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.AR6rider.
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Are you in college? I had several classes in college where all the information I needed was online. I only showed up for exams and got 4.0s.

Then again, I'm a fucking idiot, so maybe you're right.
Feb 28 2014 11:36AM
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*JDBP*
Posts: 312 - Karma: 2,006
Well I found out that hot girl in my Bio 2 class (she also skis, +10 points) has a husband...

Dayum.
Feb 28 2014 11:44AM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10843 - Karma: 57,725
Feb 28 2014 12:02PM
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louie.mirags
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I'm not going go to say you're lying. But, you're lying.
Feb 28 2014 12:15PM
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d00d
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My school is in a bomb threat been sitting in the same spot for like 2 hours now. Mucho gay
Feb 28 2014 12:36PM
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.AR6rider.
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Have you really never taken a class where every single Powerpoint lecture was posted online, the prof reads directly from the Powerpoints in lecture, and the exams are based solely on the Powerpoints? I even had classes while I getting my master's that were like this. In my neuropsych pharm class, I showed up for the first day of class and for three classes after that to take the exams. I scored over 100% in the class. Derp.
Feb 28 2014 12:39PM
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Fun_dip
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Yea but most everything is taught in class with minimal online stuff. I go to a private university where class size is 20-30 students and some teachers even take attendance for credit.
Feb 28 2014 12:40PM
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louie.mirags
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I have had plenty of classes like that. And the majority of classes have attendance policies. You scored over 100%? Sounds about right
Feb 28 2014 12:41PM
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.AR6rider.
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I never attended a class in undergrad or grad school that required attendance.
Feb 28 2014 12:55PM
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JAHBRADOR
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Yeah, this. Attendance at University? Are you kidding me?
Feb 28 2014 1:14PM
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ModMommy
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Two of my classes this semester have attendance policies, but other than those to I can get away with not showing up.
Feb 28 2014 1:28PM
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CaptainObvious.
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I had mulitple classes where the teacher would deduct points from your test if you had a multiple amount of absences.

i.e.
5-10 absences = 10% point off
10-15 absences = 15% off

Biggest dick move I've ever seen. So even if you got 100%, you'd end up with 90% if you missed 5 classes.
Feb 28 2014 1:42PM
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2_fadez
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Like where do I go to school? Attendance University????
Feb 28 2014 1:44PM
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Ejollo
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Wuts college.
Feb 28 2014 1:47PM
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SFB
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fuck people who dont know use headphones in class, i dont want to hear your shitty music.
Feb 28 2014 1:47PM
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Ejollo
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That is my life right now.
Feb 28 2014 1:50PM
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SFB
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this fucking dweeb is blasting his skrillex shit and got mad when i asked him to turn it down.
Feb 28 2014 1:51PM
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Ejollo
Posts: 79 - Karma: 342
"We can't stoppp, we won't stoppppp." No fucking stop. And turn your music down.
Feb 28 2014 1:53PM
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.MASSHOLE.
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Some classes have added incentives, ie hints for exams, bonus points, etc. while others have means of deducting points without a strict attendance policy like iClickers, pop quizzes, and days where certain sections are required to participate.
Feb 28 2014 1:58PM
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CaptainObvious.
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AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAH

We used to trade off days and one person would go to class with like.....7 clickers and have to log in to all and answer on all. It was glorious.
Feb 28 2014 2:03PM
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ModMommy
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I hate iClickers so much. Mine wouldn't sync up so I never got points for going to class.
Feb 28 2014 2:19PM
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whoa-dere
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My school makes a big deal out of this if you get caught
Feb 28 2014 2:58PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Yeah I'm sure they do now. My sophomore year of college was like maybe the second year they were actually used so the administration was still pretty green when it came to cheating.

Mind you...this was before iClicker even existed. We had PRS.

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Feb 28 2014 3:04PM
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GayWolf420
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motherfucker fucked up our lasagna. it was going so well, dammit.

oh well, some kitchen group made some dank bruschetta that I devoured.
Feb 28 2014 3:08PM
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Trea.
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thoughts that came to mind:
"Trailer Park Boys season 8"
and
"I really want a Twix bar, I need a moment."
Feb 28 2014 3:09PM
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GayWolf420
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I have to fart so fucking bad right now
Feb 28 2014 5:25PM
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Chewy.
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My dad keeps dropping hints that he wants me to move back to my own house. Their super subtle though, so Idk if I'm being paranoid. He just says stuff like, move out, or when are you leaving.
Feb 28 2014 7:10PM
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ModMommy
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Only tree more months in this hell hole called Montana. I'm on my knees praying I can transfer.
Feb 28 2014 8:41PM
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ModMommy
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tree, three, what's the difference.
Feb 28 2014 8:42PM
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_Run4Life_
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_HReR_McQ

I just need to put this year to make sure everyone has watched this.
Feb 28 2014 8:55PM
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NPF
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Dropping a new edit in an hour.
Feb 28 2014 9:17PM
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whoa-dere
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dropped my history class so i only have 3 classes this semester
Feb 28 2014 10:22PM
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broto
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had my 50th day skiing this season today!!
Feb 28 2014 10:46PM
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NPF
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Smart. you got more time to ski now

edit is up. Day Project
Feb 28 2014 10:56PM
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NotoriousT.S.E
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Do you have downs?
Mar 1 2014 12:15AM
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Fun_dip
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I turned this girl down twice and I now I regret it as I was for sure in and now have nothing. Lesson to self sometimes you have to settle
Mar 1 2014 12:51AM
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NPF
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i know what it is you are saying


Mar 1 2014 1:11AM
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Chubz.
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Hs basketball team lost the section championship tonight. So bummed for my hokies that are on the team. This should have been state champs this year.
Oh well. Somebody has to lose I guess. Worst part is that we lost to the cockiest school in the world.
Fuuuuuuuuuu
Mar 1 2014 1:14AM
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Chewy.
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Woah, how dare you insult Montana...
Mar 1 2014 1:26AM
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ModMommy
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It's not for everyone my man.
Mar 1 2014 2:01AM
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Mag
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If ryanair actually goes ahead with plans to do flights to the USA for a tenner(obviously there's additional fees) I will be there in a heartbeat.
Mar 1 2014 2:15AM
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whoa-dere
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i have ups
Mar 1 2014 2:28AM
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Fun_dip
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The campus police are the biggest fucking queers. Literally the only thing they ever do is shut down off campus parties
Mar 1 2014 2:58AM
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ModMommy
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Took two Oxus before bed. Wake up feeling relaxed and well slept. Turns out it's only an hour later.
Mar 1 2014 3:41AM
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Balto
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My yearly flu is here, fuck
Mar 1 2014 8:46AM
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louie.mirags
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2nd half of Season 5 of breaking bad has made it to netflix! Going to be watching til 6pm. Saturdays are slowww for the village police
Mar 1 2014 8:48AM
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GayWolf420
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i will not be stoked if this power goes out before i leave to go ski.
Mar 1 2014 9:45AM
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