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boozer
Posts: 521 - Karma: 35,645
Baby monkey riding on a pig, with a doughnut
14 years ago
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Spinoza
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Poems you're asking for it hahaha. And I'm thinking that I hope I score a goal or at least play well in my soccer game tonight
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samwise
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My roommate left to go bang a girl at 1am this morning, and told me he'd be done in an hour and a half. I came back at 2:30, and he's pacing around the house alone waiting for her to get there. He never told me what his plan was, which apparently was to be a scumbag, so I got 3 hours of sleep on the couch and now have to go to work. I'm going to give him worms or something, goddamnit.
13 years ago
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Poems
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Haha dude I know. But domino effect. The girl 3 seats over an 1 up had this mad skimpy tank top and I was just getting hella sideboob action. 1 thought leads to another and another. On a side note I just found out anal cancer exists. Lol
13 years ago
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Jane6
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Spinoza
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Sounds wicked, my school had a uniform with Kilts and the girls would wear them so hi it was great. They got banned and now only shorts are allowed lol suckers. ps im adding you to my ns friends
13 years ago
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sammy_
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hahaha i love it! i crack up so much when i see this
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alex=
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DO SHOW

pm me niqqah!

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Jane6
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damnit I was faceraped and the status got over 50 likes. awk.
13 years ago
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Jane6
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oh and I'm scared shitless because I saw Resident Evil for the first time tonight, now its 3.30 am and I'm completely alone in a mall waiting for my bus home. inb4 random black dude/pornstar eats my face.
13 years ago
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ForeverYung
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Holy Balls the new assassin's creed games looks so sick!!! I just watched a buttload of gameplay on YouTube and fell pretty nerdy BUT I DONT CARE, hyped [IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a6/Cover_art_for_Assassin's_Creed_III,_Mar_2012.jpg/260px-Cover_art_for_Assassin's_Creed_III,_Mar_2012.jpg[/IMG]
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.Hugo.
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MMMMMMMM

Beer + Hockey = Best thing in the world
13 years ago
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Jane6
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omg some random cleaning dude appeared out of nowhere, almost shit my pants hahahaha whyy am I so pathetic
13 years ago
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KillaSeason
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FUCK YES DOUGHTY,FUCK YES!!! lol
13 years ago
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PJS.
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this is the most amazing fucking thing I've seen in a long time.

fullscreen.

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84891jnf92048
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FAAAAUUUUUUUOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHKKKKK
13 years ago
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.Hugo.
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And now Oh brother where art thou. This night keeps getting better and better
13 years ago
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Spinoza
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59,  and i dont even know what the hell it says
13 years ago
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AHSkier
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Why didn't the ents kill Saruman at Isengard? and also how did the goblins get in to the mines of Moria, when you had to answer the elven riddle to open the door? or were they in their own cavern and then the dwarves dug in to it
13 years ago
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Jane6
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71 now hahahahdaha damnit.
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Bateman
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Link to said facerape is neccecary for this thread to stay non-dildos.

Or you could just post what it said.
13 years ago
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Jane6
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basiccable15
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i dont like school

13 years ago
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Poems
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Thinking about the validity of his signature ^^^^^ Also how I want to move to Seattle and also how I gotta get a bunch of new clothes.
13 years ago
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Bateman
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"be afraid" hahhahahahaha
13 years ago
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I_Am_Mod
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depends, a day of skiing definitely trumps bad sex ...

skiing on a powder day simply trumps everything ...
13 years ago
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.Hugo.
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buh bye
13 years ago
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Poems
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Fack I was so overcome with excitement that I have forgotten the rules.... Brain
13 years ago
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Jane6
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if you paid more attention in class instead of running around wanting women to help you find the stationary you probably wouldnt have any issues with this at all.
13 years ago
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Bateman
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its pretty much


"Sweden's national day, AND i've got my drivers license!" #win #BeAfraid

or something along those lines.
13 years ago
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mode2n
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As every other kid on this site, I'm super stoked for summer
13 years ago
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Bateman
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What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?








Since such objects could not exist and only exist in this hypothetical situation because of their absolute yet contradictory statuses any answer must be formed around sustaining those absolute statuses. If an unstoppable force were to meet an immovable object, either time will slow down as the force approaches so the two will never meet, space will expand so the two will never meet, or once they meet the unstoppable force causes the universe to split in two identical universes... one with the unstoppable force and one with the immovable object.


MIND=BLOWN
13 years ago
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
attempting to write a paper that's due tomorrow, getting stuck on NS and FB, occasionally taking a break to gunnie a red bull for fun and to stay awake....

this may be a new all time low
13 years ago
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zzzzzzzzzzzz
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debating if I should put in the effort to get Cobalion in Pokemon Black
13 years ago
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kstanz
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Get drunk and parties are a hindered times better eoooww
13 years ago
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Backyard.Skier
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thunder
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Jane6
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pics
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Bateman
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you post pics first
13 years ago
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Jane6
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I'm not the one claiming a third nipple here!
13 years ago
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Bateman
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well do you have two?
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Jane6
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no comment.
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Bateman
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u srs?
13 years ago
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Jane6
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I neither deny nor confirm the number of nipples on my chest. suck a bag of dicks, gutten
13 years ago
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Bateman
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i dont get it. Are you coming on to me?
13 years ago
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Jane6
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no comment. (god yes)
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Bateman
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$$
13 years ago
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I_Am_Mod
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^^socially awkward NS romance going on in here....

i just place my first online order for a pizza, i wonder if it's going to work out ....

13 years ago
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Jane6
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hahahaha you win
13 years ago
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Bateman
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hahaha
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S.Ki
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i think if my karma is exactly 6666 i will stop existing

hopefully i'll finish my season recap soon, cause i'll have to go to work soon again

i hope spain and france are going to win their matches because i hate losing money

thats on my mind.

oh and titties. tits are always on my mind.
13 years ago
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Jane6
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did I use that wrong? :(
13 years ago
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