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BallClapperWoodsman seems like the ultimate ski.
BallClapperDeleted the Intergram again. That app sucks balls. fuk zuk. Grrrrr.
RparrGod damn I might be the oldest park rat at my local now. I am filled with envy at times when I see teenagers yeet themselves off things with no regard for their knees lmao
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GayWolf420How does an entire city like LA nearly burn down to the ground? What a nightmare and devastating thing.
SendyMcSendyface
KungKalmarCan't wait to see you guys on the battlefields of Greenland!
GayWolf420And yet politicians probably won't have to answer for it nor will they get in trouble for it. Same with insurance companies that denied people fire protection on their homes. It sucks whats happening but it feels like the universe in 2025 is trying to tell us to take care of people/workers better or suffer the consequences. Wildland folks and firefighters in general (as well as all of EMS) are the most utilized yet underappreciated people on this planet
**This post was edited on Jan 9th 2025 at 10:50:02am
SlushSeasonSo you're Danish now? Claiming Finland and Sweden wasn't enough for you?
MichiganCatFartTo be fair if I had an insurance company I wouldn’t cover houses in high risk areas like hurricane or common fire areas. This rest I agree with
KungKalmarWhy is bro acting like Kalmar union doesn't exist anymore. Anyways we sold tactical thermonuclear gnomes to Denmark and they need credible people to operate them.
I don't know about claiming. The city I live in is in my NS name..... It ain't that hard to figure out or is it? What if I told I'm actually finlandssvensk.
SlushSeasonYou're actually from Kalmar? But that's in the south. And you talk so much shit about the southern swedes.
At this point I'm thinking you're from Åland and you just missed the ferry home
BallClapperI'm sick af. Straight up croaking when I talk. Shits crazy, never had that happen.
SmokedGoudaI asked my girlfriend if I could pee in her butt. She was like uhhh and I was like yuuuh. Sadly never came to fruition.
partyandBSi hate to bring you this news but i dont think she’s the 1
Farmville420I can tell im getting old because I listen to the Beach Boys unironically now
Farmville420I can tell im getting old because I listen to the Beach Boys unironically now
Farmville420I can tell im getting old because I listen to the Beach Boys unironically now
KungKalmarI'm kinda looking for an unicorn.
I want more carving oriented skis that fits my "playful carving" style. Something that carves very well but is capable of boosting some sidehits and skiing little switch here and there. It doesn't need to be full twin. Under 100mm wide, stiff-ish, little bit of tail rocker, radius smaller than 18m.
My current skis would be perfect if I could ski real mountains everyday.
The carvy freestyle skis that are available are either too soft or too much park ski like.
There are 2 options but other one might be too much ski for my home hill and I would rather not spend another 1000€ for skis.
KungKalmarI'm kinda looking for an unicorn.
I want more carving oriented skis that fits my "playful carving" style. Something that carves very well but is capable of boosting some sidehits and skiing little switch here and there. It doesn't need to be full twin. Under 100mm wide, stiff-ish, little bit of tail rocker, radius smaller than 18m.
My current skis would be perfect if I could ski real mountains everyday.
The carvy freestyle skis that are available are either too soft or too much park ski like.
There are 2 options but other one might be too much ski for my home hill and I would rather not spend another 1000€ for skis.
KungKalmarI'm kinda looking for an unicorn.
I want more carving oriented skis that fits my "playful carving" style. Something that carves very well but is capable of boosting some sidehits and skiing little switch here and there. It doesn't need to be full twin. Under 100mm wide, stiff-ish, little bit of tail rocker, radius smaller than 18m.
My current skis would be perfect if I could ski real mountains everyday.
The carvy freestyle skis that are available are either too soft or too much park ski like.
There are 2 options but other one might be too much ski for my home hill and I would rather not spend another 1000€ for skis.
Farmville420I can tell im getting old because I listen to the Beach Boys unironically now
KungKalmarI'm kinda looking for an unicorn.
I want more carving oriented skis that fits my "playful carving" style. Something that carves very well but is capable of boosting some sidehits and skiing little switch here and there. It doesn't need to be full twin. Under 100mm wide, stiff-ish, little bit of tail rocker, radius smaller than 18m.
My current skis would be perfect if I could ski real mountains everyday.
The carvy freestyle skis that are available are either too soft or too much park ski like.
There are 2 options but other one might be too much ski for my home hill and I would rather not spend another 1000€ for skis.
hb_lazkimbos?
ASSholebomber22Rustler 9?
muffMan.Mirus cor? I haven’t ridden them but how they sell them seems exactly what you described. Might be a little soft though.
However they are also pricy asf. The black crows I had weren’t worth that imo.
KungKalmarI'm kinda looking for an unicorn.
I want more carving oriented skis that fits my "playful carving" style. Something that carves very well but is capable of boosting some sidehits and skiing little switch here and there. It doesn't need to be full twin. Under 100mm wide, stiff-ish, little bit of tail rocker, radius smaller than 18m.
My current skis would be perfect if I could ski real mountains everyday.
The carvy freestyle skis that are available are either too soft or too much park ski like.
There are 2 options but other one might be too much ski for my home hill and I would rather not spend another 1000€ for skis.
KungKalmarI'm kinda looking for an unicorn.
I want more carving oriented skis that fits my "playful carving" style. Something that carves very well but is capable of boosting some sidehits and skiing little switch here and there. It doesn't need to be full twin. Under 100mm wide, stiff-ish, little bit of tail rocker, radius smaller than 18m.
My current skis would be perfect if I could ski real mountains everyday.
The carvy freestyle skis that are available are either too soft or too much park ski like.
There are 2 options but other one might be too much ski for my home hill and I would rather not spend another 1000€ for skis.
KungKalmarI'm kinda looking for a unicorn.
I want more carving oriented skis that fits my "playful carving" style. Something that carves very well but is capable of boosting some sidehits and skiing little switch here and there. It doesn't need to be full twin. Under 100mm wide, stiff-ish, little bit of tail rocker, radius smaller than 18m.
My current skis would be perfect if I could ski real mountains everyday.
The carvy freestyle skis that are available are either too soft or too much park ski like.
There are 2 options but other one might be too much ski for my home hill and I would rather not spend another 1000€ for skis.
treebeardI know they tend to get some hate here, IMO completely unwarranted, but I swear the J Fastforward is exactly what you're looking for, because I had pretty much the exact same criteria and spent months researching before finally deciding on them. When you load them up they pop really well, they're stiff (but not overly) and chargy and handle crud really well, hold an edge on firm snow and the bit of tail rocker lets you get slarvey. Like I wanna be able to cook down a groomer, jump off trail and nuke through chunder for that side hit over there, pop smoothly, and handle a high-speed exit. Amazing skis, I will die on this hill even it it means becoming the J Skis version of Florida Man
BradFiAusNzCoCaIf they were for sale, Fauna Omni is basically what you’re describing if you count 100m width and 18m radius. Carves strong but you can snap it into a shorter carve. Strong camber with softer tips and tails gives you that blend of carving and playfulness. The closest I’ve skied to it is the Fauna Pioneer but it’s wider and a different type of carver.
KungKalmarThose sound great but 829+VAT+customs is too much.
KungKalmarI'm kinda looking for a unicorn.
I want more carving oriented skis that fits my "playful carving" style. Something that carves very well but is capable of boosting some sidehits and skiing little switch here and there. It doesn't need to be full twin. Under 100mm wide, stiff-ish, little bit of tail rocker, radius smaller than 18m.
My current skis would be perfect if I could ski real mountains everyday.
The carvy freestyle skis that are available are either too soft or too much park ski like.
There are 2 options but other one might be too much ski for my home hill and I would rather not spend another 1000€ for skis.
KungKalmarThose sound great but 829+VAT+customs is too much.
Camber looks nice. I like camber but I don't like soft tails :(.
I was looking at Pusu Loska. I loved them in slush but they are quite pricy. I'll never pay full price for those. Maybe I'll just sell my park skis and ski park on my unmounted reckoners.
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KungKalmarI'm kinda looking for an unicorn.
I want more carving oriented skis that fits my "playful carving" style. Something that carves very well but is capable of boosting some sidehits and skiing little switch here and there. It doesn't need to be full twin. Under 100mm wide, stiff-ish, little bit of tail rocker, radius smaller than 18m.
My current skis would be perfect if I could ski real mountains everyday.
The carvy freestyle skis that are available are either too soft or too much park ski like.
There are 2 options but other one might be too much ski for my home hill and I would rather not spend another 1000€ for skis.
je_t.aime_canardbeing European makes me feel smug af knowing that I can tuck into my post-work beers before you yanks can
BiffbarfHow old do you have to be before your mommy and daddy government lets you own guns
je_t.aime_canardI own two 16 gauge shotguns for game, them ducks ain’t safe
BradFiAusNzCoCaThumped my head the hardest I ever have skating yesterday. Random freak accident. Big ups to Bern and MIPS. Didn’t feel a thing (it was a back of head impact) but heard it and felt my head rebounding. Heard the guys on the ramp saying “OH SHIT”.
Got up and kept on. Hopefully no after effects but god it’s kind of scary thinking how fucking smoked I would have been without that helmet.
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BiffbarfHe'll yeah bruther