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my trans alantic dutch ass extended family would prolly ghost us if my family tried inviting them over for thanksgiving. my great uncle once said "thanksgiving is just an exuse for fat americans to get fatter." they also kinda have the impression that all americans are fat gunslinging patriots driving lifted f-150s and chugging jack daniels. i got asked on multiple occasions by my cousins if i've been in a school shooting. they think I'm some sort of european survivor in the US and they won't believe me when I say that there aren't actually that many school shootings or so many fat people because "I saw a statistic on tik tok!!" I honestly can't blame them for thinking that though cause this is the shit they are seeing
europe is doomed anyways
That's our media platforms showcasing their finest. Sad!
Imagine how alpha America would be if we actually had media that cared about something other than dividing their own country?
Rock_Inhabitantmy trans alantic dutch ass extended family would prolly ghost us if my family tried inviting them over for thanksgiving. my great uncle once said "thanksgiving is just an exuse for fat americans to get fatter." they also kinda have the impression that all americans are fat gunslinging patriots driving lifted f-150s and chugging jack daniels. i got asked on multiple occasions by my cousins if i've been in a school shooting. they think I'm some sort of european survivor in the US and they won't believe me when I say that there aren't actually that many school shootings or so many fat people because "I saw a statistic on tik tok!!" I honestly can't blame them for thinking that though cause this is the shit they are seeing
europe is doomed anyways
Rock_Inhabitantmy trans alantic dutch ass extended family would prolly ghost us if my family tried inviting them over for thanksgiving. my great uncle once said "thanksgiving is just an exuse for fat americans to get fatter." they also kinda have the impression that all americans are fat gunslinging patriots driving lifted f-150s and chugging jack daniels. i got asked on multiple occasions by my cousins if i've been in a school shooting. they think I'm some sort of european survivor in the US and they won't believe me when I say that there aren't actually that many school shootings or so many fat people because "I saw a statistic on tik tok!!" I honestly can't blame them for thinking that though cause this is the shit they are seeing
europe is doomed anyways
I mean factually the Untied States does have a lot of school shootings. if your telling your cousins anything else your lying to them. Since 2009 The unite states has had 14times as many school shootings per capita then the next highest country (Mexico). This year there has been 58 school shootings, last year it was 82. and these don't include all the other mass shootings. Just because you've never experienced one doesn't meant they aren't very common compared to other countries (especially Europe).
Also literally 35-40% of Americans are obese (not over weight, obese) most of Europe is around 20-25% (15% in Netherlands) so for them America has more the twice as many obese people.
Europeans love to shit on Americans for being fat and shooting each other and its overplayed and obnoxious. That being said, Americans are fat a shoot each other a lot.
Rock_Inhabitantmy trans alantic dutch ass extended family would prolly ghost us if my family tried inviting them over for thanksgiving. my great uncle once said "thanksgiving is just an exuse for fat americans to get fatter." they also kinda have the impression that all americans are fat gunslinging patriots driving lifted f-150s and chugging jack daniels. i got asked on multiple occasions by my cousins if i've been in a school shooting. they think I'm some sort of european survivor in the US and they won't believe me when I say that there aren't actually that many school shootings or so many fat people because "I saw a statistic on tik tok!!" I honestly can't blame them for thinking that though cause this is the shit they are seeing
europe is doomed anyways
there was a point there were mexico was fatter than us but we got them back because we’re number fuckin 1 baby!
most incarcerated people per capita? move over russia cause the land of the free is number 1
school shootings? the home of the brave is fuckin goated in this 🐐
Rock_Inhabitantmy trans alantic dutch ass extended family would prolly ghost us if my family tried inviting them over for thanksgiving. my great uncle once said "thanksgiving is just an exuse for fat americans to get fatter." they also kinda have the impression that all americans are fat gunslinging patriots driving lifted f-150s and chugging jack daniels. i got asked on multiple occasions by my cousins if i've been in a school shooting. they think I'm some sort of european survivor in the US and they won't believe me when I say that there aren't actually that many school shootings or so many fat people because "I saw a statistic on tik tok!!" I honestly can't blame them for thinking that though cause this is the shit they are seeing
europe is doomed anyways
Tell them Americans think that the dutch are sex addicted perverts who are too poor to own cars and they all have aids
partyandBSthere was a point there were mexico was fatter than us but we got them back because we’re number fuckin 1 baby!
most incarcerated people per capita? move over russia cause the land of the free is number 1
school shootings? the home of the brave is fuckin goated in this 🐐
🇺🇸 💰 🦅
Such fake news. We never got fatter! Michelle Obama drone striked a bunch of fat fucks in Mexico to fuck up the numbers. They staged it as cartel bombings. Real ones know the truth.
Lenny-Such fake news. We never got fatter! Michelle Obama drone striked a bunch of fat fucks in Mexico to fuck up the numbers. They staged it as cartel bombings. Real ones know the truth.
THEN SHE TRIED TO COVER IT UP BY TAKING AWAY CHEESY BREADSTICKS ANS SQUARE PIZZA SCHOOL LUNCHES!! OPEN YOUR EYES!
Volunteers better come through and help us out this weekend. So much fucking stuff to mark and rope off and open still. I'm gonna be salty if I'm skiing around with boo and fences while boomers hang out in the top shack all day.
BallClapperFor a while I have had a sneaking suspicion that nobody actually likes me, just barely tolerates. Today that was confirmed. Feeling lousy af.
Rock_InhabitantMy friend’s crush has an opening for a bass player for a talent show thing and my friend said he could do it and now has about 4 days before auditions to learn how to play bass guitar. And he swears he doesn’t have a crush on her lolll
This is like someone who has never skied a day in their life having 4 days to train to win the local rail jam
